WOW. Seriously the oddest comment I've ever gotten on a hub....

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   girly_girl09posted 14 years ago

   I remember seeing a post a month ago on here about people's really weird comments on hubs. Up until that point, mine had been some incredibly dark, disturbing poem which I deleted right away. This is a comment that I just got on my Marilyn Monroe hub. It is TRULY bizarre. I thought some might be as intrigued by it as I was....it is really really odd.
   
   I obviously am going to delete it off the hub, but here it is:
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   August 10th, 2009
   
   By Mister Alexander Simon (Blood,
   True Father of my daughter,
   Marilyn Monroe, ReInCarnated -- and I
   can prove it by Ultra full Roman Catholic Type 0 1.2; and my also Catholic also Ultra Blood Type is world only also
   01.1., and thank you for reading this carefully and please respond by regular mail.
   
   Mr Alexander Simon,
   [EDIT - FULL MAILING ADDRESS REMOVED BY GG09]
   
   And now please let me tell what I know about Marilyn my LOVE -- always!
   
   Dear all fans of Ms Marilyn -- all CATHOLIC, and so
   is my whole FAMILY.!
   
   This WOMAN is endearing and WORLD love so this I know 'The Final Days'; is a smear by IMAGE ENTERTAINMENT;
   
   This Starrlett is my Daughter and I know we can communicate telepathically including via MEDIA outlets such as TELEVISION; and radio;
   
   While here at the FAB IDYLWYLDE is a great way to meet new
   FANS I definitely support this GOLDEN GIRL now and in fact
   I cried for joy at my birth of my daughter; and I know the Marilyn is for the STAGE I can prove through OFFICIAL REGISTRY HER name then is Ms Nina Sim the beginning truly REGISTERED Holy Baptised and Holy Confirmed all true name
   not from some phoney RUMOUR mill of phoney I.D.!
   
   I have a repeating DREAM that my Daughter now was at the university hospital here the Alberta Province; the date I get by PHYSCIC POWER due to being CATHOLIC;
   
   If Ms Monroe, ever died I say it was THE MEDIA and I can prove Ms Monroe was examined by DENTISTRY:
   
   This 0-Blood has never found in any animal; ask any
   VETERNARIAN;
   
   As for Ms Marilyn is my ReIncarnated Daughter,
   and what ask for is a fair environment to raise
   my equally talented son.!
   
   I serious can write BETTER than ANY-ONE;
   (and my Daugter has scored 14 A's from 15;
   this in my mind a FREE university; and by
   this social structure;
   
   And my 'special needs' son needs me
   close to help and it's up to the
   Capital Region Housing Corporation;
   
   Well thank you for any help to OUR RARE FAMILY SIMON and in early GERMAN means IRON OUR BLOOD KIN!!
   
   And best of joy!

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   Leta Sposted 14 years ago

   Um, delusional.

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   tantrumposted 14 years ago

   Very weird indeed !

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   girly_girl09posted 14 years ago

   It is almost like a madlib or something!!! hahaha  Just for the heck of it I googled a portion and it doesn't appear anywhere else on the web. SOOOO strange!

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   That is the least understandable babble I have ever read!
   Even allowing for language difficulties, this was written by one sick puppy!
   Thanks for posting, I need to go lie down now...

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   livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

   lol sounds like someone practicing their English by using Google's free translator tool.  Very strange indeed.

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   Jane@CMposted 14 years ago

   So the weirdness continues into the comment sections!  That is a very strange comment!

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   Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

   I can't imagine anyone will be able to top that, GG. That is truly the oddest comment I've ever seen. It rivals many of the spam emails we all get sometimes from people who don't seem to speak English as their first, second or even 28th language.
   
   If the mood strikes, we could have a fun time "critiquing" the comment -- you know, a literary analysis. What does this word mean? What is that imagery.. you know, like in school.
   ... or we can try to forget we ever saw this! MM

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      girly_girl09posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      hahaha line by line.
      
      I think the most bothersome aspect is the fact that it appears to only have been written once and not copied and pasted many times over around the web. (I can't bring any of it up in Google.)

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   Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

   double checking the doors n windows tonight ,creepy!
   
   hey fiery could use it in one of his horror movies...eeeeeck!!

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    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    Here is the guy that wrote it:  http://www.asac.ca/Lists/Team%20Discuss … 61F8DBAB78
    
    Found him with my super duper detective kit

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       girly_girl09posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Wowwwwwwww. Interesting find!

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    Ivorwenposted 14 years ago

    That is too weird!

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    Herald Dailyposted 14 years ago

    I vote to forget it, MM. Not that it couldn't provide hours of entertainment.
    
    That's the strangest thing I've ever tried to read.  It sounds like someone threw a note into an article spinner and that's what it spit out.
    
    How'd you get so lucky, GG09?

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    SweetiePieposted 14 years ago

    Someone from Boston told me my pop-up card was the ugliest thing they had ever seen, and that I had the motor skills of a child.  I had people ask me for my phone number a couple of times, too.

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    Valerie Fposted 14 years ago

    I think somebody went into a psychotic episode while or just prior to posting a comment.

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    Mishaposted 14 years ago

    I guess it's liberals trying to scare you

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    Kadmielsposted 14 years ago

    looks like a spam comment with certain keywords being used.. it does not need to make sense for that

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    trish1048posted 14 years ago

    I had one the other day.  She said, and I quote, 'this is not my real name, don't be a cowerd like me'.

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