Old Mans Ass Superglued To A Public Loo.

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   badcompany99posted 14 years ago

   Jeeeez I have a weak bladder and I wud go to the bogs in the local shopping centre. Excuse my Lingo but us Irish call it the bogs ya know. Anyways I found this news article about some pranksters lacing the toilet seat with superglue.
   
   http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article … =149331024
   
   If it had happened to me I would have told em all to bog off, like cud ya be arsed with the attention

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You know, I have one question about these incidences.  How in the world did someone get super glue on the seats and get someone to sit on it before the "fast acting" super glue dried? 
      
      Seriously, I have used super glue and that stuff practically dries before you get out of the tube.  And, people are still sitting on the toilet seats in public bogs?

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      Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      gawd ouch red raw that stuff is vicious !

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   livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

   That's just wrong   You thing that man will ever show his face again in that shopping center. 
   
   I'd bet if it happened here in the states, the lawyers would have met him at the hospital signing a lawsuit before his, uh.. procedure.

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   badcompany99posted 14 years ago

   I know sandra and I have used it to fix stuff and it's crap, besides it wud take a few tubes for my ass

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   DrPPoorlukposted 14 years ago

   I've seen it done before with double sticky tape. Funny as hell if it gets the right person.

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      Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I think it would do a couple around here a wealth of good!    hahaha.

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   CabinGirlposted 14 years ago

   Weird it happened in Australia, guess it could only happen down under

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   Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

   ow ow ow ow...wow lmao that'll ruin anyone's day haha

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   DrPPoorlukposted 14 years ago

   Would it make it OK to relieve yourself any where you want if you've wound up with a toilet seat super glued to your hindquarters? That sounds more accommodating than having it ripped or peeled off. I hate that.

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   Plants and Oilsposted 14 years ago

   Sounds crap, who wants to stick around in the loo?

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   Anti-Valentineposted 14 years ago

   I laughed like hell when I heard about this yesterday.
   
   
   
   I call it the "john", or the "chong".

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      DrPPoorlukposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Having experienced "bogs" before, I kinda like that one

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         Anti-Valentineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Not "bogwashing", hopefully?

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years ago

    Why is it that humiliating things like that always get us to laugh? (only if it happens to others though)
    Poor old geezer, that is just toooo funny

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    Pearldiverposted 14 years ago

    Poor old geezer??????????? He was a Stuck Up Ass!

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       Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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    CabinGirlposted 14 years ago

    Omg I can just get a mental image of his wrinkly ass being marched out in full view of the other shoppers, a real bummer. Ok that was a crap joke

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