Get your Pirate name here

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   ralwusposted 14 years ago

   I'm gonna get that rascal Jack yet I am. I'll run 'im threw and haul 'im doun. Arrggh!

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   Lady_Eposted 14 years ago

   Mine was the Hunter
   
   but he had a beard of dreadlocks. I want a lady pirate, like Uninvited's.   

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      Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Didnt ya click 'female name' you can go back an redo it Lady E

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         Lady_Eposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Cheers. I like yours.
         Warrior Princess.

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   DennisBarkerposted 14 years ago

   I've tuned into Screaming Sam
   
   You're known as "The Pirate Who Might Just Be A Little Too In-Touch With His Feminine Side". The cabin-boys are all scared of you and your crew thinks you wear way too much pink and too many ruffles. There's almost no doubt you should have been a priest.

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   The Captainposted 14 years ago

   My name is Mighty Ripper.
   
   You enjoy ravishing young maidens so much that the Pirate Society gave you a Merit Badge. Unfortunately it also means you've been banned from most of the local convents, soda shops, whorehouses, and pre-schools. Arrrr, no one ever said the Pirate Life was easy!
   
   But why, when I am the true Captain, as all ye scalliwags know!

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   ralwusposted 14 years ago

   Cap'n Davy
   
   "Landlubbers quake in fear when you draw near, mainly because you'll keelhaul anyone, anytime, anyplace, just for the fun of it. If there aren't any keels to be hauled then you'll whip out your cutlass and hack off a few arms just to keep in practice. Heck, it's better than working at the shoe store."

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   Luciendaskyposted 14 years ago

   Cannibal Caroline Ironwoman
   (formerly known as Luci)
   
   
   Also known as "The She-Pirate Who Never Bathes", your body odor is so terrible that most of your victims surrender long before you even board there ship, especially if you're upwind of them. Even your parrot wears a clothspin on its beak. Arrrrr!

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      Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      He-he, welcome aboard matey, we make for a good pair

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   wavegirl22posted 14 years ago

   I am The Insatiable Stacey
   
   I enjoy ravishing cabin boys so much that the Pirate Society gave me a Merit Badge. Unfortunately it also means I've been banned from most of the local convents, soda shops, whorehouses, and pre-schools.
   
   Arrrr, no one ever said the Pirate Life was easy!

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      emievilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hey wavegirl, let's join forces and get all the cabin boys we want LOL .

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   SunSevenposted 14 years ago

   
   
   

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   dohn121posted 14 years ago

   Elizabeth: "Yes, the rum is gone."
   Jack Sparrow: "Why is the rum gone?"
   Elizabeth: "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?"
   Jack Sparrow: "But why is the rum gone?"
   
   -Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

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    Jane Dee Summersposted 14 years ago

    Wow, we still have Pirate's. I guess we all Pirate's of the net.
    
    Would someone out there like to give me a Pirates name?

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    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    as posted on Happy weekend forum, A pirate joke for the day.
    
    What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
    
    
    A sunken chest with no booty!
    
    
    HAH!      Arrrrrrrrrrrgh

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       Am I dead, yet?posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ROFL!

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    Jane Dee Summersposted 14 years ago

    That's a good one.
    
    Do you have a name for me, too lift my spirits?

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       dohn121posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Just click on this:
       
       http://stupidstuff.org/main/piratemaker.htm
       
       You'll have a new name in no time!

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    Jane Dee Summersposted 14 years ago

    Are Pirate names creative or stupid?

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       Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Depends on the name bearer I guess

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    Am I dead, yet?posted 14 years ago

    Black Betty
    (formerly known as Sandy)
    
    -teehee- I mean, arrrrrr!

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    Jane Dee Summersposted 14 years ago

    Thanks. Lucky, someone out there is still alive.

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    Jane Dee Summersposted 14 years ago

    Thanks for being considerate Mish!
    
    I do like to make a splash.

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       Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Any time Jane
       
       And yes, i noticed

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    Jane Dee Summersposted 14 years ago

    NSN. Sounds like the national health care services. Are they pirates too?

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    Pacal Votanposted 14 years ago

    My pirate name is Greg, but it's boring.
    
    Can anyone give me a cool pirate name?

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       ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       How 'bout Filipino Jack?
       *edit* or how 'bout Bitch-slappin Jack

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          Pacal Votanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          That's devilish good, capt'n! I'll take it.

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             ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             LOL, well which one? hehe

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                Pacal Votanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Both, ya can't go with just one on my ship ya know. lol

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                   ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Well then, sail away me lad. Find good fortune and slap those skurvy mates in line. Arrrrgh. No foolin' wi' the cabin boy. 'es mine.

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                      Pacal Votanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      I'm not for *hic gettin' who gav *hic me me name, cpt'n! *hic *hic *hic Hoist the sail!

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                         ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years ago

    aaaargh, Black Cloud, here mateys you're as borin as hell...the lot of ya...make me laugh hard enough to shiver ma timbers or walk the plank ya scurvey dogs
    
    
    The pirate named Bates,
    danced the Fandango on skates.
    He fell on his cutlass
    Which rendered him nutless
    And practically useless on dates!

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       ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You can't make me Cap'n Davy Jones walk the plank. LOL I'm already dead. hehe

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    BadCoposted 14 years ago

    Jeeez where to hell did all you lot get these crackin pirate pics from ?

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       ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Ain't it great Jack, er BC? hehe

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    PirateGirlposted 14 years ago

    Ship ahoy, the Cabin Girl needs a Boy

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years ago

    "Aaaaargh, ye bilge rat, that be enuff of yer sass! Stand up and give up them there jokes to make me laugh, ye lubber, or else yer soon to be acquainted with Davy Jones, his-self!"

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years ago

    "What's that ye be sayin' thar?"
    
    Knock knock.
    
    Who's thar?
    
    Pirate Walking.
    
    Pirate Walking who?
    
    Pirate walking on two wooden legs!

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    BJCposted 14 years ago

    Sick Slut Sofia
    
    
    
    
    You're a crusty, vile piratess who never met a cannon she didn't like. You enjoy screaming "Avast, Ye Mateys" even when there are no mateys around. You'd gouge out your own mother's eye if you thought she was cheating you on your share of the booty.   
    
    
    I love it!

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    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    Speaking of Knock Knock Jokes
    
    What does a pirate say when the door he knocks on is answered?
    
    
    
    Prepare to be boarded wench!

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    I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 14 years ago

    Aye, me name is " Misty The Magnificent" Arrrrr!! lol
    
    
    A little about moi:
    
    Because you're a pirate through and through, you wear 'Arrrrgyle' socks, your favorite food is 'Arrrrrtichokes', and your favorite actress is 'Arrrrrrty Shaw'. Your favorite subject in school was 'Arrrrrrrrt', and if you had to pick another job, it would be an 'Arrrrrrchitect'.
    
    
    Suits me

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    RedElfposted 14 years ago

    Misty The Magnificent
    (formerly known as Elle)
    
    
    Because you're a pirate through and through, you wear 'Arrrrgyle' socks, your favorite food is 'Arrrrrtichokes', and your favorite actress is 'Arrrrrrty Shaw'. Your favorite subject in school was 'Arrrrrrrrt', and if you had to pick another job, it would be an 'Arrrrrrchitect'.

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    RedElfposted 14 years ago

    Oh my that is scary - i*n*v*i*c*t*u*s and I are twins, LOL
    
    Here's a second go...
    
    Jennifer The Slutatious
    (formerly known as Elle)
    
    Arrr, you're one of the few pirates who enjoys coffee. And after 35 cups you're ready to take on the English Navy, sail around the world, paint the ship, pleat the mizzenmast, iron the sails, scrub the rudder and sweep the floors. You really need to switch to decaf.

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    Real Estate Ladyposted 14 years ago

    I am now The Nun of Death.
    
    So appropriate for an Irish-Catholic-lass-turned-pirate, doncha think?

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       RedElfposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Sound's great - care to join me? ...a pot of coffee or two?

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    Pearldiverposted 14 years ago

    BLACK CLOUD.... (great one for a positive guy )
    
    Arrr, you're one of the few pirates who enjoys coffee. And after 35 cups you're ready to take on the English Navy, sail around the world, paint the ship, pleat the mizzenmast, iron the sails, scrub the rudder and sweep the floors. You really need to switch to decaf.       
    
    And apparently; Only then am I allowed to Ravage Maidens

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       Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Im Death Muffin , and I love good ,fresh coffee

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          Pearldiverposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Oh Zena you're only saying that you're a muffin becoz I'm a pearldiver!

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    missalyssaposted 14 years ago

    lol...I'm Pegleg Jackson!
    Landlubbers quake in fear when you draw near, mainly because you'll keelhaul anyone, anytime, anyplace, just for the fun of it. If there aren't any keels to be hauled then you'll whip out your cutlass and hack off a few arms just to keep in practice. Heck, it's better than working at the shoe store.

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    Gemsongposted 14 years ago

    I am not a pirate. I am a privateer. I rule the seas near Madagascar. My name is Captain Silverhawk. Beware my wrath.

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    Captain Marsha McDeath
    
    
    sweeet

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    hublimposted 14 years ago

    Hey I'm Horse Hung Harry
    
    Avast Ye, Ye Scaliwag! After a hard day of firing the cannons, running your victims into reefs, boarding their ships, stealing their booty and then putting them all to death, you like to relax with a bubble bath and a romance novel. Now that's just creepy.

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    mkottposted 14 years ago

    Arrr, Mateys this here is Mad Dog Bonney.  This here olde pirate likes to ravish young cabin boys and sail the high seas for me merry trickets of tresure.  Where's me rum?

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    Susana Sposted 14 years ago

    Great game!
    
    I'm Big T*ts Theresa - lol!
    
    "Your long pirate careeer has reulted in having hooks for hands on both arms. This makes the landlubbers cower in fear as you go by and also makes it easy to carry donuts. The unfortunate downside is that you have to be very, very careful when you wipe yourself."
    
    Thanks Uninvited Writer I needed a laugh today

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    Write at Homeposted 14 years ago

    (I'm not sure I'm even allowed to post the name here, lol)
    
    Sick Slut Sofia
    
    You're a crusty, vile piratess who never met a cannon she didn't like. You enjoy screaming "Avast, Ye Mateys" even when there are no mateys around. You'd gouge out your own mother's eye if you thought she was cheating you on your share of the booty

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    Anna Marie Bowmanposted 14 years ago

    I guess you can call me Big Busted Betty!!!  LOL!!!!  Love it!!!!

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       Susana Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Great Anna Marie! We could form a pirate crew with Write at Home. My name is Big Tits Theresa and hers is Sick Slut Sofia
       HA! HA!

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    Ronaldosposted 14 years ago

    I am Horse Hung Harry
    
    Avast Ye, Ye Scaliwag! After a hard day of firing the cannons, running your victims into reefs, boarding their ships, stealing their booty and then putting them all to death, you like to relax with a bubble bath and a romance novel. Now that's just creepy.

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