Your religion doesn't own my penis

1. 61

   Bovine Currencyposted 14 years ago

   My bits, I do what I like.

   report
   1. 0

      shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Absolutely!  But let others pull pull it too hard or you will be saying.. 'your pulling my plonker!' hehehe

      report
      1. 61

         Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I don't mind who pulls my plonker

         report
         1. 0

            shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            well... they are your bits and you can do what you like babes! lol
            
            p.s. any chance of a little tug?

            report
            1. 61

               Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Go for your life sweetie

               report
2. 60

   tantrumposted 14 years ago

   I hope so

   report
3. 61

   Bovine Currencyposted 14 years ago

   

   report
4. 77

   kirstenblogposted 14 years ago

   Bovine is it ok that I read your post in the voice of eric cartman ala south park?

   report
   1. 61

      Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      More than OK

      report
   2. 69

      jenblacksheepposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe if people did that more in the religious forums there would be less arguments. Personally I think everything should always been read in the voice of Cartman!

      report
      1. 61

         Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Great idea...
         
         I need something to escape the drone...

         report
      2. 77

         kirstenblogposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         agreed, tis a spectacular idea! You can even choose the cartoon character that will make it the silliest! Speedy Gonzolas? Droopy Drawers? So many good ones!

         report
         1. 69

            jenblacksheepposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I am currently obsessed with Cartman singing Poker Face. Have you heard it? I haven't watched a lot of South Park, but I just happened to see that ep the other day, and now I cant stop giggling wen I even think about it.

            report
5. 77

   kirstenblogposted 14 years ago

   Ahhh good cause it really did sound eric cartman to me

   report
6. 61

   Bovine Currencyposted 14 years ago

   I like it...

   report
7. 61

   Bovine Currencyposted 14 years ago

   MoooOo

   report
8. 64

   fatfistposted 14 years ago

   You think they don't own it?
   Oh I'm sure they'll find some verse in their bibles that can be applied to all birdies, flying or earthbound.

   report
   1. 61

      Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I am still waiting but no bites

      report
   2. 60

      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      There are a lot of those verses in the Bible !

      report
9. 61

   Bovine Currencyposted 14 years ago

   i quit tv.  it makes me angry and I swear a lot at the advertisements.

   report
   1. 0

      shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Me too!  Dont like the mind numbing brain washing!

      report
      1. 61

         Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Makes me want to hurt people...
         
         South park was a rarity...

         report
         1. 0

            shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I wouldnt go as far as wanting to hurt people. But I do feel it is a weapon of mass destruction.  Do you know what I mean?

            report
            1. 61

               Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Yes but it really does make me want to hurt people.

               report
               1. 0

                  shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  why do you feel like that?  Surely it isn't 'people's' fault?

                  report
                  1. 61

                     Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Oh I dunno about that

                     report
                     1. 0

                        shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        My dear friend, look into your heart and search for answers.  Anger is only hurting you babes x

                        report
                        1. 61

                           Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           Oh I know that! Its not all the tvs fault tho...

                           report
                           1. 61

                              Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              I also blame the telephone company, the finance company...the beauracrats in general but I won't go on

                              report
                           2. 0

                              shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              By what I know of you from the forums and your writing, I can see that you are a genuine feeling person.  Sensitive people struggle with containing those feelings, but people can learn to contain these feelings and direct it into something else.  You should right a hub why tv adverts make you angry and earn some money from it! *wink*  That makes something negative into positive and you might help others with these feelings too! x

                              report
                              1. 61

                                 Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                 maybe... hey look, I know all about my anger problems.  There is a trail of evidence but doesn't mean the anger isn't valid.  Point taken though, it is me whom suffers anyhow.

                                 report
                                 1. 0

                                    shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                    report
                                    1. 61

                                       Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                       I get a bit awkward talking about it.  You two got me there. Thanks for caring.  Really. 

                                       report
                                       1. 0

                                          shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                          Umm.. I can see you have deleted my last comment.  Just want to let you know if you EVER want to talk about it, let me know.  Bash it out on an email and send it to me before you act on your feelings xxxx

                                          report
                                          1. 61

                                             Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                             Thanks
                                             
                                             I didnt delete any comments

                                             report
                                          2. 71

                                             pylos26posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                             Maybe you two would like to think about getting a room.

                                             report
10. 60

    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    What a child !!

    report
11. 61

    Bovine Currencyposted 14 years ago

    what?

    report
    1. 60

       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Wanting to hurt people for nothing.
       
       Try and hurt me !

       report
       1. 61

          Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          what sort of hurting are we talking about?

          report
          1. 60

             tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             the one you were eager to inflict on people !

             report
             1. 61

                Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                That was like two parallel lines...

                report
                1. 60

                   tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   children tend to make mistakes...

                   report
                   1. 61

                      Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      what?

                      report
                      1. 60

                         tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         I'm trying to make you laugh ....
                         

                         report
                         1. 61

                            Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                            I am smiling

                            report
12. 61

    Bovine Currencyposted 14 years ago

    I brought it on myself...hit a nerve.
    
    I am laughing now...

    report
    1. 60

       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Good !

       report
13. 61

    Bovine Currencyposted 14 years ago

    Mooo

    report
    1. 0

       shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       raging bull who needs nothing but a good cow to penetrate! lol

       report
14. 61

    Bovine Currencyposted 14 years ago

    ain't that the truth... pushing 6 months!

    report
    1. 0

       shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       oh my... your avatar!  Getting undressed and ready for action eh?  Where's Tantrum?  Lets have him girl! lol

       report
       1. 61

          Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Ah gee... The trouble with Australia...and me, living in the most isolated capital city in the world!  Tell ya, the meat market is a little bare.

          report
          1. 79

             earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Melbourne is a great place for females!

             report
       2. 60

          tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          
          
          
          Yes! lets have a banquet !

          report
          1. 0

             shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Grooooooowl... hey tantrum, we've frightened him off!! lol

             report
             1. 60

                tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                He went out to look for his own party !
                where he lives is midnight

                report
                1. 0

                   shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   we must have got him hot girl!

                   report
                   1. 60

                      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      
                      didn't we ! 

                      report
15. 61

    Bovine Currencyposted 14 years ago

    Hey ladies!
    
    Wow... I hope you had fun without me...

    report
16. 0

    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Um, great title for a thread

    report
    1. 61

       Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Thought I'd try something different

       report
       1. 0

          Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Mission Accomplished!

          report
17. 60

    Colebabieposted 14 years ago

    Yeah it doesn't own my vag either.

    report
    1. 61

       Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       That was quality

       report
18. 0

    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    That's reassuring on both points. It owns enough already

    report
19. 61

    Bovine Currencyposted 14 years ago

    I think my penis will be staying in my pants to be honest
    
    Its all well and good to have a joke but the damn thing will only get me in trouble.

    report