The Bad Joke Topic

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   pgrundyposted 15 years ago

   Did you hear the Pope has bird flu? A Cardinal gave it to him.
   
   A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender, amazed, exclaims, "I can't believe this! Did you know we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper looks up and says, "Melvin?"
   
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   Courtney_CollinsDposted 15 years ago

   A cat always lands on its feet right?
   And a piece of buttered toast always lands butter side down.
   What happens if you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cats back then toss it?

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      thranaxposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO.

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   pgrundyposted 15 years ago

   Oh my god, that is so profound! This will keep me up all night, seriously.

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      Courtney_CollinsDposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      My husband actually wanted to test it out on our cat... I denied him.

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   weblogposted 15 years ago

   Little Johnny is bad or good?

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      quensdayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Lovely, I think Little Johnny is wise beyond his years!
      
      Definition:
      Ethernet: Something that catches etherbunnies

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   reeltimeposted 15 years ago

   This is a really funny post, with not very funny material.
   
   Here is a really "good one"
   
       * What's the strongest bird?
           - A crane.

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   weblogposted 15 years ago

   Funny Bra
   
   
   ► Source

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   weblogposted 15 years ago

   Indian Hell
   I found it interesting

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   Shirley Andersonposted 15 years ago

   You need Ruthie in this thread. 
   
   She's got a million of 'em, all groaners.

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   Bridget23posted 15 years ago

   So I used to go out with this guy who had a peg leg.  It was too bad though....we had to break it off.

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    Bridget23posted 15 years ago

    I used to date this dude with a fake eye.  I didn't know about it though, it just came out during conversation.

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    spryteposted 15 years ago

    So these two pieces of string walk into a bar and sit down.
    The bartender points to a sign which says "We don't serve strings!" and tells them to get out!
    Once outside, the first string is ready to give up...but his friend, ever the optimist decides to try again.  First, he contorts himself into an odd position and musses up his "hair" so it's sticking out wildly all over the place.
    Again he enters the bar...
    "Hey," the bartender yells, "weren't you just in hear.  Aren't you a string??!"
    The string smiles smugly and shakes his head...
    
    (wait for it)
    
    "Nope...frayed knot."

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       Stephanie C Priceposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       That's one of my all time favorite jokes!!

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    blogdigzposted 15 years ago

    Naughty Thread

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