Poem with the most romantic 1st line and least romantic second line!

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   mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years ago

   I really love it when we snog,
   Although I still prefer my dog!

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   Rick Cposted 14 years ago

   Your legs are lushes and oh such class!
   Too bad they meet and become and ass!

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   RS Wightposted 14 years ago

   Your love is tender, your love is true
   Too bad it's wasted on the brew.

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   Rick Cposted 14 years ago

   To bed with you is like sweet dew
   but only when I've had a few

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   Rick Cposted 14 years ago

   My lust for you flows like Niagara
   I owe it all to my Viagra

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   Rick Cposted 14 years ago

   How do I love thee I'll not count the ways
   lest you tell me 'tis what you pays

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   europewalkerposted 14 years ago

   You make passionate love to me like no other
   Too bad I caught you with my brother

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   Brenda Durhamposted 14 years ago

   I swore I'd love you til you died
   I'm so sorry...I guess I lied.

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   Brenda Durhamposted 14 years ago

   When I'm around you I'm filled with elation.
   Do you mind if we go on separate vacations?

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    Brenda Durhamposted 14 years ago

    You deserve a bouquet of flowers every day
    Gimme your credit card to pay....

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    Brenda Durhamposted 14 years ago

    I'll follow you anywhere you go
    except in rain or heat or snow

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    Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

    You're as sweet as apple pies
    Too bad they've all gone to your thighs!

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13. 77

    Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

    Your witchy ways made me your groom
    Excuse me while I steal your broom!

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    prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

    I love you so much my beloved
    And I dont want to see those eyes

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15. 88

    mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years ago

    Your breath is like a summer breeze
    Except for when you've eaten cheese

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    Brenda Durhamposted 14 years ago

    My love, you're so handsome, I don't need an excuse to stay;
    But if it weren't for our cats, I'd leave you any day!

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    europewalkerposted 14 years ago

    Your embrace is heaven sent
    Now make sure you pay my rent

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    AdamGDposted 14 years ago

    This love we share I shall never requite
    Unless you keep me up talking all night

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