Funny keywords

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   Mishaposted 14 years ago

   I was looking at google analytic curious about what keywords bring traffic to my profile. There are some real gems there, such as:
   
   misha wants a blow job on hubpages
   overwhelmed by the bar exam
   hubpages scam lita sorensen
   
   and my favorite one:
   
   bangladeshi call girl
   
   
   Dare to check yours?

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      darksideposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      And hubpages.com/hub/misha-wants-a-blow-job-on-hubpages is available!

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         alexandriaruthkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         blowjob oh my

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      cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      where is Lita anyway? i miss that girl...

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         Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I don't miss her. In fact air is much cleaner here without her. But she was banned - at least according to her comments on various blogs that you can find if you google "hubpages scam lita sorensen", what I just did. The keyword gives an idea of what she is saying...

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            cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            oh wow.
            
            i am so out of the loop.
            
            oh well.

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   wavegirl22posted 14 years ago

   LOLOL
   
   oh no  .  i think i am too scared to see  . .. what mine would be.....

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      Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Come on Wavegirl, I bet you'll find something funny over there

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         wavegirl22posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Misha,
         Im scared. . lol
         but really its cause i dont know how to do it..
         if u can explain . i promise to come back with my results... .

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            Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Do you use GA at all?

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               wavegirl22posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               yes....

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   KCC Big Countryposted 14 years ago

   I just looked at quite a few pages of mine. These are a few that made me scratch my head.
   
   "handy manny potty"
   "hubpages sanctus"
   "father leo matz"
   "glad,gladder,gladest"
   
   Yes, that's just how they were, without the quotes though.

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      wavegirl22posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      KCC. . you go potty .. now thats impressive. . .

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      Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      He-he, my kids can use that potty LOL. Does it come with tools?

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   The Ropeposted 14 years ago

   I had just noticed a "call girl" one in my GA yesterday.  I couldn't help but laugh!  Not sure how that got there but I do get a lot of traffic from India and that region so who knows!  There were a lot of odd ones but I do love my leads so I'm not pouting - whatever brings 'um in - ya?

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   KCC Big Countryposted 14 years ago

   LOL...not sure how they found me with the "handy manny potty", but I may just have to write a hub about it.

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   wyanjenposted 14 years ago

   I have:
   
   "men's bras"
   
   I can't imagine how the results of that search include me...

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   wyanjenposted 14 years ago

   What's weird is, when I typed "overwhelmed by the bar exam", it took me straight to Tantrum's profile page.

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   The Ropeposted 14 years ago

   OUCH!  Just found another one... "trench warfare".  Yikes!  I can't imagine where these are coming from...

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   Mishaposted 14 years ago

   Oh, cool. Then start with opening hubpages report of course, and find your profile url in the list of urls which is called "Content overview", lower right corner. You may need to click on "view report" below, if it does not show your profile url, and then "view full report".
   
   Once you see your profile url, just click on it. You will be presented with another page, find bold phrase "Entrance keywords" on the right pane and click it - and enjoy

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      wavegirl22posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Misha- i def do not have my account set up right. . the only report i seem to have right is where i track each one of my Hubs but I when i go to the Content it is blank .. I just tried setting up my 'profile' but I am gettting a message invalid url. .
      
      so frustrating.. . .sends me round and round in circles . . geez

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         Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Well, it's pretty hard to help you with this without seeing your screen. I searched HP for suitable hubs, and looks like those two might be able to help you to sort the things out:
         
         http://hubpages.com/hub/How-to-setup-Go … h-Hubpages
         http://hubpages.com/hub/10-reasons-why- … -Hub-pages
         
         Probably there are more, those just were the first that made sense to me

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            wavegirl22posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            thanks Misha . .I will be back as soon as I have it figured out ))

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    Ohmaposted 14 years ago

    1. hubpages 
    2. http://hubpages.com/profile/tonybranson 
    3. hubpages.com 
    4. "ask hal licino" "infectious disease"
    5. crazdwriter 
    6. easy crawfish bread recipe 
    7. "goldentoad"
    8. 2thequick 
    9. princess-sisi on hubpages
    10. such a sleepy girl

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    wsp2469posted 14 years ago

    Okay tell me where to look and I'll play along with you.

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    sunforgedposted 14 years ago

    weird, I was just yelling out some of the funniest ones to my fiance last night..considered starting this very same thread topic but forgot about it by the time i was done reading through hundreds of keyword strings.
    
    but im still in the midst of a massive related keyword search
    
    so after revewing the first 6k some of the oddest.
    
    can freshwater fish keep your pool clean?
    
    condoms that cover your balls
    
    hey girls! don't be stupid 
    
    abraham lincoln body stolen
    
    breed bull mastiff and chihuahua  (wow!)
    
    do people still call condoms " french letters"

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    sunforgedposted 14 years ago

    how much thieves do i put in my burner
    
    
    considering i get thousands of visits weekly for sexual health related searches and oddballs looking for "penis fencing," I think the majority of my search terms would make some heads turn..i tried to pick some of the off the wall ones that were actually PG

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    I don't know how to check.

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    rebekahELLEposted 14 years ago

    yeah, I've had funny ones too, I'll have to go in and find some of them.
    
    in defense of Lita, everyone has a right to their opinion.
    there are still people here too quick to judge others.
    
    
    I'll be back with a few.

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    Ivorwenposted 14 years ago

    Some of my funny/strange ones are:
    
    666 origin
    pam grundy has left hubpages
    aaii.com
    boy's feet  -This one must be quite popular, because one of my blogs gets quite a few inquiries with this keyword.
    all women are bi
    can i make my own "sushimi" from previously frozen fish 
    edgar casey and parkinson's
    four cavemen never saw woman
    grain bin craigslist
    human anatomy flashcards
    tom o'brien, muskegon

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    rebekahELLEposted 14 years ago

    hot french men
    
    cellphone quotes
    
    dating direct sucks
    
    7th level from the top of the tree of life
    
    way to meet my wife coming from
    
    a nation of psychopaths 
    
    because I said so parenting techniques
    
    actress blue film
    
    french man kisses his fingertips

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    Jane@CMposted 14 years ago

    ROFLMO
    
    I had my breast removed so I could go bra less
    
    

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    rebekahELLEposted 14 years ago

    here are a few more,
    
    how to increase intercourse time
    
    hubpages sucks
    
    jupiter mudra
    
    looking for a parisian man fouquets...
    
    make a sexy man voice
    
    my cuban lover

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    Mishaposted 14 years ago

    He-he I am loving them, keep them coming

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    MyWebsposted 14 years ago

    Ok I'll play. I'm still kinda new around here so I don't have many yet.
    
    "it's time for funerals to die"
    "can dogs eat peppermint candy"
    
    Give me a month or two and I'm sure I'll have better ones.

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    RedElfposted 14 years ago

    I don't know how they found me with these keywords - I have nothing that remotely fits, LMAO
    
    dragon age origins gift guide
    how to downgrade psp firmware
    chicken tikka masala hub
    games for kids 10 and up
    
    and my personal favorite: dum poop
    
    These were all from my profile and a lingerie hub!
    
    
    I goota do a hub about "dum poop" - Oh wait! I already did!!!
    
    

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       Susana Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I've also got "dum poop" LOL!
       
       As well as >>
       
       customized snake enclosure
       i want to see some pictures of the bluefilm sex
       paki aunty ke nacked photo
       sweety shetty
       www.hotporn hub
       benefits of prunes
       
       I'd love to know what a "sweety shetty" is

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    thisisoliposted 14 years ago

    All mine are boring

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