In my opinion this is a pretty sweet religion. I heard about it from a friend of mine who is actually a follower. I have a hub written about it if anyone wants a basic overview.
But it's a really cool religion. There aren't too many rules and there is a lot of "be nice to other people" sort of stuff. It also view pirates as saints and they intend to get a pirate ship as a floating church. How cool is that?
So yeah, I suppose I could be considered a follower because you don't actually have to believe in the flying spaghetti monster to be a follower.
So what about you? Do you believe?
What did you allow his noodly appendage to do to you?
His noodly appendage hasn't done anything to me. It's a quote from the religion posters and such.
Also, pasta is good for you and you should eat it Rochelle Frank.
I saw that there was topic space for this and no topics so I decided to make one so I would feel special for starting a topic. It's been a long time since I've been active in a forum board.
Ummmmmmm, OK I'm in. I won't be titheing though.
I have my own religion-type thing... well it's more of a philosophy thing like that Buddha guy... It's called being a Self Philosopher (personal philosophy). I have a hub on it for anyone interested.
Nah - not really.
Once you have been touched by His Noodly Appendage - as have I.... anything else.. I don'yt know....
seems sort of ridiculous.
You know?
Once you have proof. As I have.
Anything else?
Silly really. Christians? LOLOLOLOL Laughable. Sooooo did not get it.
Yes I cannot understand why they don't just reach out to his Holy Noodleness and be saved.
Foolish!
Not enough opportunities to be holier than thou.
Chance,
I'd be proud to have you as a follower and spread the Parables of the Pasta.
All you need to do to become a disciple is to accept me as your pasta eating drinking buddy.
RAmen.
PASTAFARIANISM!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!!! LOLOLOLOL.
in all his wholly grain-ness.
I had whole wheat spaghetti with vegetable sauce on it tonight. Is that a good or bad thing, in the religious sense. It seemed good to me.
Saintly behaviour like that will be rewarded with meatballs! You sweet believer you..
Did you find this picture on a Google search, or did you already have it In your stock footage... and if so, WHY???!!!!
That is photo shopped! The FSM would NEVER do such a thing. Blaspheme!
Come to think of it, it may not be photo shopped, it may be a ritual that is unknown to me as a new pastaferian. I will prey for guidance now.
It is sooo reassuring to have photographic evidence of god!
Good! That is much better than proclaiming yourself a Buhdly Nooddha for starters!
"Discovery News reports the finding of a fossil formed around a many-armed creature. Dating shows that this creature was in the area hundreds of millions of years before dinosaurs existed.
The implications for Pastafarians are obvious: this is strong evidence that the FSM has been hanging around since time began, and created us all, including the dinosaurs. -- Official Site of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"
True story. A young kid who was very mechanically minded came to work in my motorcycle shop on Saturdays and after school.
His family were devout Catholics.
He was, with some help learning to "hot up" his motorcycle engine and we had been developing the cylinder head to lift the compression up from 8.8 to 11 to one, to result in more horsepower.
The Sunday after he goes off to church at mothers demand after being absent for 3 weeks.
He went into the confessional, and without thinking said "Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been 3 weeks since my last compression!"
by getitrite 9 years ago
Why are people trying to convince themselves that the FSM is not on par with their own religions?There is not one logical reason that the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster should be seen as any different from all of the other major religions. The concept follows the same path. And there is...
by superwags 12 years ago
The evidence is all around us for a higher creator and I - and thousands of other Pastafarians like me - see no reason to doubt that it is the Flying Spaghetti Monster what done it. Isn't it time we threw out our false gods and prophets, put on a pirate costume and committed ourselves to Him, so...
by ryankett 14 years ago
Im thinking of finding a religion, you know.... something to do on my days off. But im skint, so have been trying to work out the associated costs of each one. I will go with the cheapest.Scientology is ruled out immediately as it costs 10% of everything I earn, although currently 10% of nothing is...
by sophia jia 12 years ago
In the world, there are many religions. And they all declare holy functions of them, such as relief sorrow, realise your dream and many other strange things.
by ronhi 12 years ago
If you were an atheist, which religion would sound most convincing to you?
by Troy Wilkerson 13 years ago
If you cant prove that the Bible is false, how can you call it lies. That is irrational, for to call someone a liar you must have proof to the contrary to what they are saying. Anything else is personal opinion and mere speculation.
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