Sex With A Randy Politician - my first Hub

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   Justine76posted 14 years ago

   congrats! Now your not a hub virgin anymore either.    (just so you know, to post about hubs, its supposed to be in the extreme hub makeover thread.)

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   Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

   I was just there too Alota.  Good show!

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   Mishaposted 14 years ago

   Reported for what it is - forum spam

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   Alotaposted 14 years ago

   Misha you say forum spam, what does that mean?

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      Hauntyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      It could mean anything considering who said it.

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         Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I know you love me Pacal

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            Hauntyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Based on Hubpages experience, you remind me of someone I know in life.

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      It means you're not allowed to link your hubs in the forum. Only on Extreme Makeover.
      but don't worry ,it's nothing serious !
      
      Welcome To HP ( Horror Posts )
      

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   Alotaposted 14 years ago

   Haunty, I see what you mean, he has been here 2 years and has 19 hubs, I get your message, as serial complainer

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   Alotaposted 14 years ago

   Misha, just so that you know I have reproted you for being a bully....this is the first time I have ever reported in my life...but I hate bullys...

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      hes really not a bully....give him a chance? its true, that your not supposed to promote here, but its not a huge deal, as you didn't know. now you do. 

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      TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Alota, trust me Misha is no bully, in all honesty he is one of the sites good guys, hes honest, up front and won't stand back and let anyone be slagged off. Like a wart, he grows on ya, in a good way

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         Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         what he said, Misha's a good guy!! we love him.

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      Sab Ohposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      "For being a bully"? What is this, the second grade playground?

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   Alotaposted 14 years ago

   thanks justine and flightkeeper, I didnt know what to write to be honest, I have been on other forum like twitter and that but I am not used to writing long articles.......when I was at primary school there was one boy who always pulled my hair and then ran away a bit like your man here...the serial complainer...when I was 14 I meet the boy who always pulled my hair....I had learned self defence....and I kicked the living lights out of him...cyber space is too easy a place for the school yard bully to hide...

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      Sab Ohposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Do you really think that was the most appropriate thing to do? You weren't in primary school anymore but still acted like it.

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   Sa Toyaposted 14 years ago

   Love the pic I lie Mooses/ Meese *shrugs shoulders* or is it an elk I love them too.
   
   Welcome to HP! About to read it now

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   Alotaposted 14 years ago

   Sa Toya, hope you enjoyed it, my next Hub may be about old men in rain coats who bully young women in cyber space....

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    does he wear a rain coat and lurk in the bushes

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       Hauntyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       The one I'm talking about has a punic character if it says anything to you.

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    thats sounds about right

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    
    Poor misha !

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       Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Im sure hes crying 

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          Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Sure I do Justine. How is your new computer?

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             Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             IT HAS A WORD PRCOESSOR!!!!!!! heheheh..Im learning how to do spreadsheets. You will be so proud!

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                Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Cool. You go girl!

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    well if a man sticks his head into a lions mouth he is going to get a big bite....this bitch wont be pushed around.

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Thanks Tantrum I understand that now but surely that is for the people who run hub pages to decide not old men in rain coats who have nothing better to do.

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       
       you're funny !

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       Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       More like Hub Stalker!!!!   

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Thanks Tantrum, I am a big girl who can recognise a small man

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       
       Take care. ! Don't go too far!

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Thanks again Tantrum, but there are plenty of forum about with out being on one where people think they can bully young women

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       It's your fault !
       you don't look like a young woman at all !
       
       

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Hokey where have you been I thought they had come and got you, did you enjoy my first hub....oh look self promoting dont report me I will be a good girl

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    Yeah!!  What she said!!   

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    I have muscular legs that must have caused the confusion

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I think is your 'deer' face !

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       Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Hmmmmmmmm............

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Yes Tantrum my deer face, very good I like that

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    he can dry his tears on the sleeve of his rain coat

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    is computer some kind of coded personal attack...perhaps I will report...now where is that button

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    would it not have been just as easy for him to make a comment on my hub rather than running to teacher..

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    I have a new lap top, great take it every where, before this I had an old apple PC..

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       Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       what happend to your hub?

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    I am working on it at the moment

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       Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ohhh
       phew.
       good news.

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    I rushes that first draft, as everyone liked it I thought I would make more of an effort and tidy up spelling mistakes and too much man hood/woman hood....what about member now that idea juts came to me

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       Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       junk
       piece
       tool
       member...did you say that already?
       bussiness
       uglies
       
       I thought the same thing, but since it was your first one, figured I'd mail you rather then put it on a comment...but I guess you already figured it out..
       hmm
       
       Ill think of more words for ya if you want?

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    Maddie Ruudposted 14 years ago

    For everyone freaking out about forum spam, I think this was an honest mistake and that Alota doesn't plan on making a habit of it.  Unfortunately, the hub in question was adult, and is no longer published.

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       TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Lol Adult was an understatement, thank god I got a print out of it, jeez I am makin a fortune on Ebay with it

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       Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       its all good

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Maddie all is well, just making it better, spam is not something I know about, I was encourgaed to put up my first hub, I done it, and simply wanted to let everyone know, mistake made, there is no real honey mooom period here, its straight to the domestic violence...report - slap...without some consideration for my efforts....english is my language...if I was doing something wrong I am sure there was another way to address it without giving the Big Red button a push...like something Bush would do ha ha...I guess there are little people every where

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       
       I didn't read it ! Send it to me  by e-mail please !

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       Maddie Ruudposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Alota:
       
       The hub isn't spam, it's adult -- it involves graphic descriptions of sexual acts.  This is against our Terms of Use, and it is part of my job to make sure such things are unpublished as soon as I find them.  It isn't personal, and I'm not sure what you'd have me do instead.  If you revise the hub to meet our rules, you can easily resubmit it and it will be republished, no lasting harm done.

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Tatto Guy...dont panic there will be pictures with the new edition ha ha

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       Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       read the TOS!!!!!

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          Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I doubt she will Justine. Looks like she would rather throw another tantrum.

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             tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             
             Hello ????
             
             
             

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                Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Sorry Tant, I just had to acknowledge your presence in this thread

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                   tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   I think I can make an effort & 4give U !

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             Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             no! thats like when Tattoo guy thought I was you....
             I said what I had to say
             I found the hub entertaining, yet it was against the rules.
             Misha is not a bullly, Alota hasn't done her homework.
             nothing left for me here, Im off to other frivilous activites!

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                Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Wise decision

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       TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Jeeez I need a drink

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          Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Ill have one too, thank you

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             TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             One bottle or two

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                Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Ive got Bailey's, Captain Morgan, Budlight and Stella Artois....Ill have whatever you want!

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                   TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Jeeez yer better stocked than me, I got red wine and cold Guinness !

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    We walked hand in hand, the park was dark yet eluminated by our love for each other, he kissed me good night.....this is my idea for my next Hub...in fact it is my next hub...is it ok do you think......he kissed me on the cheek good night (better)...no tongue ha ha

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       Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       DUDE!!!!! extreme makeover...
       l:

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          Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          that was supposed to say   
          not sure how the angry guy got there...

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    dont panic the pictures are of my cat - Tin Tin...thats all...relax Misha....leave the button alone

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Maddie, my reference about pushing the button was not directed at you, the button was pushed long ago by someone who clearly knows better, he should have given me a bit of advise without running off like a school child, I am editing the hub as I had intended doing, its just unfortunate that someone who is cleary in the know did not simply give me a bit of help rather than pushing the button like some crazy man....

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       
       Poor misha !
       
       

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Due to popular demand the Randy Politician will be back......

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Send me the uncensored one via e-mail !

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       TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yayyyyyy

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    Justine76posted 14 years ago

    http://hubpages.com/hub/HubPages-Forum- … rum-Clowns
    
    you guys should read this....are you a regular?
    
    
    Hey Art, I would LOVE a cold Guinness!!!!!

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       TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You got it Justine !

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          Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          YAY!!! My absolute favourite beer....its like, drinking steak...

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       Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Hahaha, thanks DM, talk about throwing me to the lions.
       
       Love it.

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          Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          oh
          ......
          ummm, your welcome?......
          I thought you could "handle" it, and it seemed fitting.
          I stil think I may be a 'regular' only a nice one.

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             Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Course I can, I found it funny, plus a free back-link for me, can't argue with that.
             
             Just eating some Chinese and watching 'You, me, and Dupree', never seen it before, it's alright.
             
             Have fun.

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                Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                let me know if its good, Im scared to watch it...

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Hi, Misha, Art, and Tantrum! Hello again, Justine!
    
    I echo the sentiments about Misha - he's a good guy! I think this was just a simple misunderstanding.

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       Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       sure it was! hi.

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       TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       hi Habee nice to see that lovely smile

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          habeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Oh, Art, you are TOO kind!!

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Panic over, The randy politician will return, I pulled up his zipper and this time we are only exposed to his sporty side ha ha

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Haha omg this guy/girl is a riot.

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    Sab Ohposted 14 years ago

    This thread is extremely wierd.

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       Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       
       arent they all?

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    Randy Godwinposted 14 years ago

    I am not a politician!

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    You have the crest of one.

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       Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You oughta see my tongue!

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          Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Forked and all?

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             Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Yes, eventually!

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                Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Awesome smilies!

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                   Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Yep, and so versatile!

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Like a Swiss Army Knife of sorts.

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       Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Or a first aid kit!

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          Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hmmm, prolly the latter is more appropriate.

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Randy, look!! We both have 100 scores at the same time! I think that's a first. Look quickly, though - mine will be gone in a few minutes. lol

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       Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       We both have 100, we're both from south Georgia.  Is there a connection there?  I think there is!

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          habeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Right on! Folks from South Georgia are great!! lol

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             Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             You said it Holle!  Even the girls are fairly smart!

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                habeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                The girls are very smart - we have to make up for the male I.Q. deficiency!

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Today I am in a very good mood, my cat Tin Tin returned last night as if he was never away, so today I shall be a very good girl and not angry with anyone, I am trying to work our how to take nice pics of the net for my hubs, what is allowed, I see some very good hubs with Utube etc is that allowed and if so how do you do it? perhaps someone could point me inthe right direction

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    To add Youtube videos to your hub, click EDIT. Then click VIDEOS. Then paste the Youtube link in the video capsule.

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    well said Habee

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