Just wondering...

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   lxxyposted 14 years ago

   Who would really win in a fight? Zombie Jesus or a Cyborg Moses?
   
   

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   goldenpathposted 14 years ago

   Twisted, dude!

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   Hauntyposted 14 years ago

   Oh, the good old days when people still showed interest in intelligent discussions like this one... *sighs*
   
   Maybe if you'd mentioned a more recent politician.

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   Shadesbreathposted 14 years ago

   Zombie Jesus, because, frankly, it was in his zombie state that he started showing feets of strength like moving boulders around and stuff anyway.  Before that it was just food tricks and the like.  Cyborg Moses would rely on technology too much, and Jesus could just run out onto some deep water and Cyborg Moses would have a lot of his weapons systems shorting out.  He could then be slain.  And even if he did manage to off Zombie Jesus, Z.J. could just come back again because he has God backing him up.  Moses doesn't have that kind of support.  He's a favorite, yes, but he doesn't get more lives.  Definately Jesus.

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      Hauntyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, but don't forget that Moses was pretty good with water while he was a mere human. Now he is a cyborg and I'm guessing that just made him a lot faster. And what! This is between Z.J. and C.M. God will not ridicule himself by openly backing his son.

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   Justine76posted 14 years ago

   Jesus, he gave the power to Moses....
   how about ninja vs samuria?

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      goldenpathposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Nah, Donald Duck vs Chicken Hawk!

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         Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         

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            goldenpathposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            My ultimate hero!

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         Arthur Fontesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I would put my money on Daffy Duck.  He was a feisty one.

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            Shadesbreathposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Daffy Duck gets his butt kicked by inanimate objects.  Even his own quarterstaff smacks him down in the Robin Hood one.
            
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ_R5XaD2-8
            
            (The "Yikes and away thing" - about 3:50 in - still kills me.)
            
              And I DID forget about Moses's water thing.  He could part the sea and drop Z.J. a long way to the sea bed. As for God, He could back Z.J. without making a big fuss.  I mean, he has his back before as a zombie, in fact, he made him into one to begin with, so, it's totally His idea.

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               Arthur Fontesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               
               
               Daffy is persistent and sometimes that is what will win fights.
               
               Its not the size of the duck in the fight it is the size of the fight in the duck that counts.

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