hey ladies- what is the worst pickup line
hey ladies what is the worst pickup line you ever heard i mean the funniest and crazyest pickup line you heard? please respond!
83- EYES CHAMbERS
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"Oh, i'm just tryin' to get at you."
80- Pr0metheus
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"Hi I just s**t my pants, can I have your number?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Ka19kbAsU
FUNNY video
93- Helen Cater
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"Do you come here often." Has to be the worst pick up line of all, but it is making a return, because it's obvious to everyone now that it's a joke. No one would seriously use it. Would they?
89- Poppa Blues
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If I told you, you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
91- prettydarkhorse
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the video is hilarious...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Ka19kbAsU
Hi Ms. Helen, thats a beaten pick up line lol
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together"
sappy for me lolol
97- Lady_E
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Walking up from behind....
"Oh, you've got something on your back, let me help you brush it off"
and of course I have to politely say thank you, while I'm wondering in my mind, how it really got there. lol- 89
- Poppa Blues
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Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.
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- Poppa Blues
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I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
95- myownworld
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Poppa Blues wrote:
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
hey poppa, u're beginning to sound like an expert at this!
85- Justine76
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Poppa blues, are these pick up lines youve used? errr
I thought the thread siad...laides?
anyway, I have to say, Ive never been picked up. No one has ever used a pick up line on me, that I know of.- 89
- Poppa Blues
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LOL! Those are the bad ones! You wouldn't expect them to work but sometimes you'll get a smile from them and other times just told to get lost creep! How about this one:
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine. - 85
- Justine76
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Poppa Blues wrote:
LOL! Those are the bad ones! You wouldn't expect them to work but sometimes you'll get a smile from them and other times just told to get lost creep! How about this one:
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.Im so sure if anyone said any of those cliche pickups to me, I would laugh a littel. But, Im married now, so they wouldnt get anywhere!!
My husbad used on other laides, before me..
"Do you have any Italian in you?"
"want some?" 
95- lrohner
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"Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?"
93- Flightkeeper
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If you were a company would you be open to a takeover?
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- Justine76
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Flightkeeper wrote:
If you were a company would you be open to a takeover?
WHAT!!??
ok, so you heard it or tried to use it? - 93
- Flightkeeper
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Justine76 wrote:
Flightkeeper wrote:
If you were a company would you be open to a takeover?
WHAT!!??
ok, so you heard it or tried to use it?Somebody said it to me!
He might have been a little drunk. - 85
- Justine76
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Flightkeeper wrote:
Justine76 wrote:
Flightkeeper wrote:
If you were a company would you be open to a takeover?
WHAT!!??
ok, so you heard it or tried to use it?Somebody said it to me!
He might have been a little drunk.
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAA!!! good one!!
the one time I ever went out..
I got, do you have a boyfriend? then he tried to kiss me and fell over..maybe he was leeetle drunk? When a guy grabs his b*lls and asks, "You want a piece of me?"
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- Justine76
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Ivorwen wrote:
When a guy grabs his b*lls and asks, "You want a piece of me?"
STOP IT!!!!!
Why cant you live closer to me?
OMG thats tooooo funny!!!!
