So, when you say published, I'm assuming you've published a pulitzer prize winning novel? No?
Ok, at least a best seller with 100,000 sales? No?
Ok, a leading article in a top selling womens magazine? No?
****Oh, come on, try and impress me here!****
Ok, a 50 word article on boil removal in Auntie May's monthly? Yes?
You see, Ma Cherie, unless you have been published at a level that makes people go WOW!, you are, and always will be, one of the little people.
Hows the weather down there?