Farting in public.
70- sooner than later
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some people just can't help it, some people just don't care. I'm 53 now- and I would like to think that I am more mature than I am.
Today my wife and I grabbed lunch at my favorite chinese place and the guy in the next booth behind my wife farted so loud that it startled her. haha- I watched her jump. Many thoughts ran through my head(discust for one)- but I started laughing out loud uncontrolably and the guy was ticked off.
We moved, he glared- really awkward from the fist trumpet.
if anyone has that problem, I think its best to laugh it off.
What do you think?
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I'm not going to lie, sometimes a fart is the only cure.
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how do YOU spell 'relief'
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It is hard to hold them in sometimes. I would have laughed myself
If I heard it that is, not if I was the fartee 
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I know its a dumb subject. I just wish I had the part where she jumped on film. To have a fart loud and startling enough to make somebody jump. Is that bragging rights or what?
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George Carlin had a stand up routine involving this. He called them test farts....
Now if I heard something like that, I would have to laugh. If I would have been the one that did it, I think I would have left.- 70
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dave272727 wrote:
George Carlin had a stand up routine involving this. He called them test farts....
Now if I heard something like that, I would have to laugh. If I would have been the one that did it, I think I would have left.yeah, i've only seen lary the cable guy's "walking farts" routine. funny as well.
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Was it an old fart?
Watch those SBD's "Silent But Deadly" ones....
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K Partin wrote:
Watch those SBD's "Silent But Deadly" ones....
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chambersgirl21 wrote:
K Partin wrote:
Watch those SBD's "Silent But Deadly" ones....
sounds like you had an anouncement type. Just popped in to say this is not funny.
Except I'm laughing now.
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It's the crop dusters that make me laugh the most ... walking through the mall and acting oblivious to the many offended in their wake.
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sooner than later wrote:
some people just can't help it, some people just don't care. I'm 53 now- and I would like to think that I am more mature than I am.
Today my wife and I grabbed lunch at my favorite chinese place and the guy in the next booth behind my wife farted so loud that it startled her. haha- I watched her jump. Many thoughts ran through my head(discust for one)- but I started laughing out loud uncontrolably and the guy was ticked off.
We moved, he glared- really awkward from the fist trumpet.
if anyone has that problem, I think its best to laugh it off.
What do you think?I think the guy deserved an oscar for having the nerve to be offended by your laughter ?
, did he think he was the brass section booked to entertain the diners or something...
nasty and yea I would have laughed out loud too!
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HAHA that is funny sooner. I would have been laughing too and if he glared would have said, "Hey yer the one who did it not me."
I'm mean like that.hahaha...awesome thread...one time, a group of my friends stopped at a rest stop and one of them let one go at the vending machines..it was one of those lingering, nasty ones...moments later an old woman with a walker slowly passed right through the terrible wave of horror. Her reaction was priceless and she couldn't escape!
I would've laughed, too.
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drej2522 wrote:
hahaha...awesome thread...one time, a group of my friends stopped at a rest stop and one of them let one go at the vending machines..it was one of those lingering, nasty ones...moments later an old woman with a walker slowly passed right through the terrible wave of horror. Her reaction was priceless and she couldn't escape!
OOOO you guys r mean
poor old lady! - 95
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drej2522 wrote:
hahaha...awesome thread...one time, a group of my friends stopped at a rest stop and one of them let one go at the vending machines..it was one of those lingering, nasty ones...moments later an old woman with a walker slowly passed right through the terrible wave of horror. Her reaction was priceless and she couldn't escape!
Oh gawd I can visulise that wholes scenerio
Wonderwhy it makes us laugh so much
Maybe because as kids it was kind of a little bit naughty, and I guess its just the power of imprinting etc! Crazdwriter wrote:
drej2522 wrote:
hahaha...awesome thread...one time, a group of my friends stopped at a rest stop and one of them let one go at the vending machines..it was one of those lingering, nasty ones...moments later an old woman with a walker slowly passed right through the terrible wave of horror. Her reaction was priceless and she couldn't escape!
OOOO you guys r mean
poor old lady!there was nothing we could do!...the damage was already done!
