Does God make you smile?

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   little johnnyposted 12 years ago

   Does God make you smile?

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      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      No, but those who believe in one make me laugh.

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      DoubleScorpionposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      God doesn't, But alot of his followers are funnier than a one legged man in an @ss kicking contest.

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         earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Sorry..... I know this is a solemn subject, but my active imagination saw that ass kicking competition in my mind and I nearly lost it!
         
         I'm OK now and managed not to spill my morning coffee on the keyboard.
         I just awoke and this was one of the first posts I've seen so far. I am now fully awake.
         It just sounded so funny in a religious forum!
         Thanks!
         Carry on.

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      getitriteposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      You might as well ask questions about fairies and elves.
      
      This is childish nonsense!
      
      Grow up!

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   Extinct Soulposted 12 years ago

   

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      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      LOL
      
      
      God makes me smile sweetly.
      
                         The devil makes me smile naughtily.

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      Richieb799posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      He used to much of that red jar and that green jar to his right
      
      He looks a bit like Pappa smurf here as well

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   ibneahmadposted 12 years ago

   [53:44] And that it is He Who makes men laugh and makes them weep;
   [53:45] And that it is He Who causes death and gives life;
   [53:46] And that He creates the pairs, male and female,
   
   http://www.alislam.org/quran/search2/sh … p;verse=43

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      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah I noticed all the one liners in the bible.
      Laughed my head off!
      He makes laughter alright!
      
      The quoran and bible are a laugh a minute with all the smiting jealousy hate and vengeance. Great fun read!

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   Sherlock221bposted 12 years ago

   Yes God makes me laugh.  I particularly like his stand-up routine.  The one where he talks about creating a universe in six days, and making a man out of earth, and then how he removed his rib and made a woman out of it.  Then the woman met a talking snake.  I found it hilarious.

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      ibneahmadposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Actually it is the ignorant scribes who make you laugh here; they did not understand the Word of Revelation and wrote up things which were not in the original Word; they lost the meaning in transliteration.

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         Sherlock221bposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Perhaps the scribes should have used shorthand or a dictaphone, when God decided to relate the word of revelation.  Or perhaps the scribes should have given the finished books to God to edit them.  Perhaps there was a lack of communication concerning what God wanted.  He should have sent a memo to the scribes.  As their line-manager, this should really have been in His job description.

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   Cagsilposted 12 years ago

   What god?
   
   I laugh every time someone mentions a god existing. Does that count?

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   Mikioposted 12 years ago

   God. Smile. Hmmmm. Never thought of these two words in the same sentence before.  I'll get back to you for my answer.  Earnestshub, stop laughing.  Just maybe.  It was God who made you laugh. (LOL!)

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      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I love goddunnit! Such an easy solution to the worlds problems, our own probems and a source of mirth all in one.
      And all I have to do is put my head up my backside and talk to the fairies.
      Geeze, I'm crazy enough already!

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   brotheryochananposted 12 years ago

   daily

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