Funny Acronyms - that make Sense

GIRL - Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Lifeform

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Funny Acronyms - to make you Smile

Building Acronyms is another one of my favorite pastimes. They are usually formed by using the initial of each word in a group, such as from :North AtlanticTreaty Orgnaization we derive the acronym NATO. I like to create funny acronyms however just for fun, obviously.

The list below is populated by 'reverse acronyms', I call them. They are fun to think about and build, because we start with the acronym by supposing that each word IS the acronym and we try to bring out a meaning of some sort, Thesaurus style - sometimes funny and often far-fetched. Actually the 'reverse acronym' is not a meaning but rather an 'association', a group of words that may make you think of the word. A 'BEE' is a "Buzzing Energetic Extractor". The 'association' is important because it would not be interesting at all just to say that BEE stands for "Book Editing Exercise", for example.

I keep adding new ones here from time to time putting the most recent at the bottom of the list. I also encourage you, gentle readers to add your own acronyms in 'Comments' below.

I think that it would be fitting to start with the word 'Acronym' itself.

The acronym is an 'invented' word that anyone can make up. It helps us to remember something or a series of things. For example a student needs to remember the important points for an essay called "My Holiday Abroad" that he is preparing for an exam. In the first paragraph he/she writes about the plane trip. The second paragraph the arrival, the airport, the hotel. Then comes a description of the city where they are staying, Rome for example. The things that they saw and did, the restaurant where they had an excellent meal, etc. After preparing and studying the essay at home, all the student has to remember is the acronym "TART" (T from trip, A from arrival, R from Rome and T from things).

ACRONYM..... A Clever Ruse Of Nudging Your Memory

GOOGLE.......Grand Online Oracle Generating Legitimate Explanations

AVATAR.........A Virtual Attempt To Attain Representation

BITCH ...........Babe Inclined To Chatter Harmfully

BELLE...........Beautifully Elegant, Lovable-Looking Entity

CLEVER.......Can Learn Everything Very Easily, Really

DIE...............Depart Into Eternity (See Picture Below)

COP..............Catching Offenders Principally

SINGLE........So I'm Never Getting Laid, Ever (BY a Contributor)

THERESA.....Treat Her Exclusively, Rarely Existing Splendid Asset

MARIE...........Marriage And Romance Indeed Expected

DONNA......... Dame Of Note Never Alienated

NAKED........ .No Attire Keep Eyes Diverted

YAHOO ........Yields Answers Hot On Order

ASS ............. Animal Strictly Speaking

BOY .............Budding-Out Youth

STAIRS ....... Steps To Access Inevitably Raised Structures

MAN ..............Muscle-Activated Nonentity (Gentlemen, pl excuse here)

WOMAN ........Watcher Over Man's Absurd Notions

WOMEN........Wondering Of Men Every Night

GIRL ..............Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Life-form (Like Scarlett above)

FAMILY ..........Father And Mother Interacting Lovingly Year-long

HUSBAND ......Heartthrob Usefully Serving Bond And Never Deserting

WIFE..............Wonder-woman In-charge Family Establishment

RUG ...............Rough Underfoot Groundsheet

DOG............... Dutifully On Guard

CAT ................Crawl Attack Tactician

TOTAL ............Tot Overall Through A List

SIGN .............. .Sure Indicator Generally Noticed

GULP ...............Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed

GUITAR ............Greatly Used Instrument That Adds Rhythm

VIRGIN ............. Very Intensely Regulated Girl Is Normal

BRA ................. Bosom Regulating Accessory

BOOK .............. Brainy Object Of Knowledge

ART ............... Appealing Resultant Talent

CRIME .............Chaos Resulting In Murder, Excetera

BEE ............... Buzzing Energetic Extractor

BEAVER ..........Bustling Eager Amphibian Voraciously Enjoying Rivers

MALTA ........... Most Attractive Locality To Access

GOZO............. God's Own Zone Obviously (My Website about Gozo)

PIANO ............. Pleasing Inclusion At Nightspots Occasionally

NURSE............. Noted Under Registered Services Employees

NOSE .............. Noble Outwardly Significant Extension

ATTARD ...........Artistic,Talented,Thrustworthy And Really Dynamic (That's me folks)

POLICE ........... Public Officers Lawfully Impeding Crime Expansion

SCULPTURE... Stone, Clay Used Labouriously Primarily To Unfold Realistic Expression

OASIS............. Only Available Source In Sahara

HOTEL............ Hosting Of Temporary Expatriate Lodgers

HALO...............Heavenly Awesome Light Over_head (of a Saint in a Painting or Statue)

DREAM .......... Dramatic Reenactment Earmarked As Memorable

MONEY............ Mounds Of Never Ending Yen

GIANT..............Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan

MUSIC.............Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus

CROOK...........Criminal Roughneck Often Outlawed Kind

I Pad................Information Platform Apple's Devise

MOBILE...........Movable Omni-tel Building Interacting Links Electronically

SCARLETT..... Sweet Creature Attracting Respectful Love Endearingly Through Time (photo above)

FERRY............ Fastest Enjoyable Return Route Yet

(referring to the Ferry boat crossing from Gozo to Malta and vice versa. The trip takes about 25 minutes).

STOP.............. Stall, Turn Off Propulsion

BUSINESS...... Bonding : Upgraded Sensible Investment, Niche Evaluation, Success Strategy

SUCCESS...... Steadfast Unceasing Concentration Concerning Establishment's Sector Stability

SQUARE.........Spacious Quad Usually Accommodating Remarkable Events

PRIEST...........Pious Respectable Individual Expounding Saintly Traditions

PRIZE.............Pertinent Recognition I.r.o Zealous Enterprise

NIKE...............No-nonsense Internationally Known Equipment

PUMA.............Proven Unbeatable Modern Apparel

BLOG.............Broadcasted Learning Or Garbage

CHESS...........Challenging Hours-long Ever Satisfying Strategy-game

E-BAY.............Excellent Bargains All Year

HENRY............Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly

FACEBOOK....Find And Contact Everyone But Observe Online Know-how

NUDE.............No Underwear Donned Either

BED................Biggest Edifying Discovery

SINGS.............Saying It NightinGale Style

AID..................Altruistic Intentional Disponibility

PARADISE......Preferential Accommodation Rewarding All Decent Individuals Surrendering Earthly-Existence

SEATED..........Sitting Easy Actually Thinking Energizing Daydreams

WIFE...............Wise Investment Flowering Eternally

WAVES...........Walloping Abeam Vessel Experiences Strain

AIDS...............Addictive Internet Disruptive Syndrome (What our youngsters are experiencing nowadays.)

ORCHARD.... Olive-trees, Ripe Citrus, Heavenly Aromas Richly Drifting

NEWS.............North East West South

MONEY...........Mamon's Obsession Not Erased Yet




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FUNNY WORDS

Another Game with words. Spell the word incorrectly to give it a funny meaning.

Lawyer: Lowyer a lawyer who does not charge too much.

Politician: Polytician a politician with many faces.

Minister: Ministare a politician who interacts with his constituents by longish eye-contact.

Hesitate: Hazytate .. think twice because of the fog.

Retire: Retyre .. get inside the garage to fix the wheel.

Advocate: Advokate .. a lady at the bar (legal term) named Kate or Catherine.

Careful: Carefool .. pay attention not to make a fool of yourself.

Policeman: Poleaseman .. an officer who controls the queues on election day.

Powerful: Powerfull .. so full of punch and power that he will soon explode.

Husband: Hasband .. the man in possession of the band or ring on his finger.

Anatomy: Annatommy .. study of the body structure of Anna and Tommy.

Restaurant: Restorrant .. Eating place where you either rest satisfied with the food and service you get or you finish up frustrated and angry.

Barricade: Barigate .. Stop admittance through the gate

Henceforth: Hensforth ... From now on, hens are requested to go out.

Procrastinate: Procrustinate ... Postpone cause the bread is too crusty.

Notary: Notarry... Public Officer who does not waste time.

Erotic: Errotic..... It is a mistake to be overly sex-minded.


They are not so difficult to think of. I will add more from time to time. If you know one leave it in Comments and I will be happy to add it here.


More Fun in the Hub: Funny Color Cartoons


Picture Acronym for DIE

Picture Acronym for DIE
Picture Acronym for DIE

Acronyms Contributed by Readers


BIBLE ............... Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth (by araah 26/3/2010)

SING .............. Silence Is Now Gone (by Jesse Chang 9/9/10)

CRASH............ Car Raced And Slammed Here (by Heuchera 14/9/10)

ONE..................Only Non-divisible Everything (by psychlist)

HAPPY............. Hearing And Perceiving Perfection Yourself (by psychlist)

BING................. But It's Not Google ( by Thirumalesh)

CHEVY..............Can Hear Every Valve Yell ( by Thirumalesh)

DIARY...............Darling I'll Always Remember You ( by Thirumalesh)

LOVE................ Lots Of Vibrant Energy ( by Thirumalesh)

ARMY.................Ain't a Real Marine Yet ( by Thirumalesh)

WWW..................World Wide Wait ( by Thirumalesh)

DOS...................Defunct Operating System ( by Thirumalesh)

MATH................Mind Aching Terrible Homework (by Ambrey)

SINGLE............ So I'm Never Getting Laid Ever (by Marissa)

ADIDAS............All Day I Dream About Sports (by Anon)

SMILE...............Seeing Miracles In Live Everyday (by Jonathan .. 10/4/14)

Acronyms with Pictures

Reverse Acronym for STAIRS
Reverse Acronym for STAIRS
Acronym for GOZO
Acronym for GOZO
Acronym for MALTA
Acronym for MALTA

Shortest NAMES for Boys and Girls.

Abe, Ben, Cal, Des, Eve,

Fay, Gus, Hal, Ike, Jo,

Kay, Lee, Mac, Ned, Oli,

Pam, Qut (pronounced 'Cute'),

Ray, Sal, Tam,

Ule (pronounced 'Yule'), Viv,

Wil, Xit (pronouncd 'Gzite'),

Yol, Zoe.


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NewHorizons 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Police: Public Officers Lawfully Influencing Crime Expansion

By myself. Will add or edit later.


araah 6 years ago

BIBLE-Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth


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Teresa Laurente 6 years ago from San Antonio, Texas, U.S.A.

LOL! Keep on, I think there's more you can think of.


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Vukovic 6 years ago

LOL these are great!


hunter365 6 years ago

Here is a cool one

M.A.S.H

Medical Aid for Sick Hippies


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NewHorizons 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hunter365 - you have included the word 'for' in your meaning. Furthermore as far as I know MASH stands for pulp or puree, like mashed vegetables and fruit. Your meaning does not associate with the word Mash. Try to fix it or make a new one. Thank you kindly for your participation.


tobes 6 years ago

Run

Adolescents

Priest

Entering


peter gormley 6 years ago

SHITE.

System

Has

Intermittent

Terminal

Errors


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NewHorizons 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Thank you for your contributions. Tobes: I do not understand your Acronym. I have developed one of your suggested words: Priest.

Peter Gormley: Your Acronym is quite good, but better not to include such words, if you know what I mean.

How about these 2?

FISH: Finned Individual Swimming Hastily.

PRIEST: Person Representing In Earnest Saintly Traditions.


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NewHorizons 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

SCULPTURE: Stone,Clay Used Labouriously Possibly Totally Unappreciated or Portraying The Usual R..... E....

(to be edited by Newhorizons)


Conor Kelleher 6 years ago

Tobes's comment wasn't a suggestion for acronyms. He was giving you the acronym: R.A.P.E


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NewHorizons 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Ok Conor. I see Tobes's version now, the @Rape@ acronym. Quite near the mark.


Someone 6 years ago

LOVE

L - License

O - Of

V - Virgin

E - Extermination


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NewHorizons 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi Someone: I do not like the word 'extermination'. It is sadistic and cruel. Love is quite the oppostite of how you visualise it. Think of something postive and nice.


Jesse Chang 6 years ago

Sing- Silence is now gone


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NewHorizons 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Jesse Chang, that was a good try. I'll post it in the hub. You shd try another one................


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Heuchera 6 years ago

Car Raced. Auto Slammed Here.


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NewHorizons 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Heuchera, I do not understand this. Oh yes, I do. It's really good.. you mean CRASH. I'm posting this with a little editing. Well done.


TopUniverse 6 years ago

lol very funny. I likes it. When i get new one I will provide here.


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NewHorizons 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

hi TopUniverse. Yes please do. I'm adding two new ones myself.


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psychlist 6 years ago from East Tennessee

It's not original, but GRITS has been said to mean Girls Raised In The South. It relates to Southern women in the sense that they are often mentally tough and have grit.

Only Non-divisible Everything -- ONE (There *is* only one everything, after all :)

HAPPY -- Hearing And Perceiving Perfection Yourself

Interesting topic, NewHorizons.


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NewHorizons 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi Psychlist, I love them and will include them later. Cheers.


Thirumalesh 5 years ago

1. AMC -All Makes Combined

2. AIDS - Additional Income for Dependant

3. AMC -A Major Cost

4. BEER - Bothersome Employer Elimination

5. BING - But It's Not Google

6. BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer

7. BITCH - Babe In Total Control of Herse

8. CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

9. CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell

10. BMW - Bring My Wheelchair

11. CHINA - Come Home I Need Affection

12. CRST - Can't Read Simple Text

13. DIARY - Darling I Always Remember You

14. DIGBY - Did I Go Broke Yet

15. DRS - Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

16. GOOGLE - General Oblivion and Omnipote

17. LOVE - Loss Of Valuable Energy

18. MBBS - Married But Beautiful Sight

19. MCT - Mexican Chicken Trucks

20. SHAFT - Special Help After Forced Term…

21. SHIT - Special High Intensity Training

22. SWIFT - Slow Wagon In Fast Traffic

23. NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

24. ARMY-Ain't a Real Marine Yet

25. IBM-I Blame Microsoft

26. MBA-Mediocre But Arrogant

27. PhD-Piled High and Deep

28. WWW-World Wide Wait

29. ATM-Another Technical Mistake

30. DOS-Defunct Operating System


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NewHorizons 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi Thirumalesh,

you are the ONE. All yours? If so you must have spent a lot

of time compiling them. Well done!

I like - DOS, ATM, PHD, ARMY, LOVE, DIARY, CHEVY,BING most because they have 'association' and I will include them later. Thank you for your participation.


Virgilio Anderson 5 years ago

FUCT - Failed Under Continued Testing


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NewHorizons 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi Virgilio. What does FUCT mean? Never heard it...


meowmix 5 years ago

How bout this one

S.omething

W.e

A.mericans

G.ot


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wearing well 5 years ago from Lancashire U.K.

Happy Chtistmas NewHorizons.I like this fun hub :)

FESTIVE

Family

Eating

Social

Time

Inviting

Vivacious

Event

Enjoy your Festivities !


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NewHorizons 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Ok Wearing Well. Good Attempt. Happy Christmas to you too. And to all we know:-)


pawn shopper 5 years ago

MOM- Mother Of Me


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NewHorizons 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Pawn shopper, It's good and I will add it. Could have made it @Mother Of Mine@


ambrey (:  5 years ago

MATH

mind aching terrible homework

:D


Missbee 5 years ago

Hi can you make an interesting definition for HALO using H.A.L.O. as an acronym? I am forming a band from that name and decided it might be cool if we used it as an acronym but we don't know what it could stand for? Could you maybe help me?


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NewHorizons 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Missbee: As you know, a Halo is a kind of Diadem (headdress) put on Saint's heads in sacred paintings. Therefore as an acronym I would develop it as: Heavenly Awesome Light Over_head

But for a band perhaps something like this:

Heavenly Airs Lilting Overhead

Happy And Lively Orchestra

Hopeful And Loving Others

Cheers. Happy New Year to all

Now Ambrey :) A good one, yours. If you find Maths homework so difficult you know what you must do, don't you. Revise what you do at school that same evening and work out some extra examples. In no time at all you'll become as good as your other classmates. I know this would help you. Take care :)


Jeffrey 5 years ago

NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself


car hunter 5 years ago

Hi new horizons

I was wondering if you could make an acronym for the word birthday cause its my birthday soon

Thanks !!!!@


car hunter  5 years ago

Oh ya and I almost forgot

Adidas

All

Day

I

Dream

About

Soccer

Thanks !!!!!!


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NewHorizons 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Ok Car Hunter. I like the Adidas One. See it included in my Website. And I'll think about "birthday" too and post it here if I succeed in building it :-)

Thank you for your contribution.


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NewHorizons 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Acronym for BIRTHDAY requested by Car Hunter.

Born In Righteousness To Hate Devilry All Year_long


gerald 5 years ago

boat - bring on another thousand


shane meyer 5 years ago

CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks. which is surprisinglt true, but i lover chevrolet above all others, had to include that.


shane meyer 5 years ago

there not bad at all, i'd drive a chevy over any other vehicle on the planet. give me a ferarri, i'll sell it and buy me quite a few chevy's.


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NewHorizons 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Ok. So you love Chevys most of all. In my younger days I also loved cars and I used to own a CooperS. We used to do races in the street after midnight. But in Gozo there were few cars in those days.


Shane Larkin 5 years ago

Adidas is. All day I dream about sports.....not soccer


catsslashgnats 5 years ago

Seven

Crappy

Hours

Of

Our

Lives

and

Retards

Attempting

Poetry


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Jalapeno10 5 years ago

Great LOLLLLLL! :)


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NewHorizons 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Jalapeno10. Thanks. yes, they're a jolly good time waster.


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MoneyCreator24 5 years ago

Very funny stuff. Made me smiling and laughing. Thank you for that.


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NewHorizons 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi Ashley, I do not understand your Acronym. Please correct or explain better :-)


looks like 5 years ago

ADIDAS

ALL

DAY

I

DREAM

ABOUT

SEX


Pie is MLG 5 years ago

I got one HATERS

H-aving

A-nger

T-owards

E-veryone

R-eaching

S-uccess


marissa 5 years ago

SINGLE

SO

IM

NEVER

GETTING

LAID

EVER


Baby17 5 years ago

LOVE.

Legs

Open

Very

Easily

PONTIAC

Poor

Old

Nigger

Thinks

It's

A

Cadillac

(no offense to anyone)


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NewHorizons 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi Baby17, Yours are great. I'm changing Nigger to Nitwit if you don't mind. So 'no offense to anyone' for sure.


Newhorizons 5 years ago

All contributions have been included in WebPage, today 5th Sept, 2011


naturalsolutions 5 years ago

Can i suggest a SMILE?

S - simply

M - motivated

I - in

L - love

E - etc.

Hope it makes sense,lol


Shaker 5 years ago

COLLEGE

come

on

lets

love

each

girl

equaly


JEzzy 5 years ago

hi.. can you make more funny Acronyms for MATH...:)


YukiLong 5 years ago

OK, This one will be backwards but every army guy knows this one: USARMY

Yes

My

Retarded

Arse

Signed

Up


Bui Cong Truong 4 years ago

How about the N.A.T.O.?

- No Action Talk Only (sexual dysfunction)

- No Action Touch Only

- No Action Taste Only

- No Action Test Only


Keiru 4 years ago

LIFE

L-ove

I-sn't

F-reakin'

E-asy

well life is about love. LOL


Cordaisy 4 years ago

M.entally

E.xasperate

N.onentity


Yemie 4 years ago

BMW-Be My Wife


Zia Rehman 4 years ago

NATO stands for...give me funny answer...


Acronym Minnie 4 years ago

H-Having

A-Anger

T-Toward

E-Everyone

R-Reaching

S-Success


meeeeee 4 years ago

Math

M-mental

A-abuse

T-to

H-humans


manders90 4 years ago

TOYOTA

T-Those

O-Old

Y-Yankees

O-Overprice

T-This

A-Automobile


LOLLERs 4 years ago

WHY GAY PEOPLE CALL THEMSELVES BOB?

BOB

B - BEND

O - OVER

B - BUDDY!


Rain 4 years ago

FUN

Freely Understanding Nothing

APRIL

Abrasively Prudent Rain Intervention Lately?

HELL

Heat Entails Lives Lost

GMC

Got My Car!

GTO

Going To Overheat

JESUS

Just Entered Strongly United System

GOD

Getting Old Dude!!! (My sis's fav, lol)

or

Great Old Deity

or

Grasping Our Desires (It kind of fits, but it's not mine)

HATE

Having Always Thought Elseways

JOKE

Just Our Kind Escapade

RAIN

Reality Adjusting Interfering Noise

BLUE

Bright Like Untouched Elevations

DREAM

Dark Remnant Erantly Altering Memory

READING

Refusing Exhaustions As Directed Inside Nocturnal Grip


Oscar 4 years ago

SCHOOL

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life


Sam 4 years ago

MATH

Mental

Abuse

To

Humans


Jay Jay_10 4 years ago

Stupid

S-smart

T-talented

U-unique

P-person

I-in

D-damand


Jay_Jay_10 4 years ago

your doop


Deadly Gravity 4 years ago

They say Eniac stands for

Egyptian

Nonsense

In

America's

Country


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi guys, I like your Acronyms... lol


AynkewL 4 years ago

ITALY

I Trust And Love You

JAPAN

Just Always Pray At Night


LMFAO 4 years ago

H alf

O f

M y

E vening

W asted

O n

R andom

K nowledge


fugis 4 years ago

hey guys, what's about "MONEY"?


georgia 4 years ago

i have one for dessert

daily

eating

sweets

sends

everybody

really

thick

I also hae one for camera

Controlled

Aperture

Management

Equipment

Requiring

Amateurs


El Moso 4 years ago

PAL Pretty Amazing Lady


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Georgia and ElMose........Great. Why not think of 5 others and enter the Competition. See above.


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

I'll try to make one up......Thank you Fugis


chuck 4 years ago

W.O.M.E.N. Whorship Our Man's Every Need


gats 4 years ago

PHD

Permanent Head Damage


gats 4 years ago

FBI

Federal Boobs Investigators


4 years ago

TELSTRA


mumbojumbo 4 years ago

can I get an expansion for TELSTRA


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hello mumbojumbo, I have to find out what TELSTRA means or what it stands for, first. Look again in a couple of days. Thanks for your participation.


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Nice try, Georgia.


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Very nice one, lol. Hope you don't mean it though.


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi, I like DREAM, GOD and HELL most. Thanks for your participation. Give us more. Cheers.


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi Sam,

I like your Acronym: MATH. Thanks. Cheers.


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi, TOYOTA is good. I would prefer 'Odd' instead of 'Old', because Odd implies that the Yankees have strange ideas, that's why they overprice the automobile. Thanks. Cheers.


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

HI, MATH is a good acronym. Thanks. Cheers.


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi, I like 'HATERS'. Thanks. I am also adding it to my Webpage. Cheers.


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi, Sorry for the delay. NATO: Not Allowed To Overhear. Hope you like it. Cheers


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

HI, I like BMW. Thanks.


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi, About NATO. I like your Acronyms. How about ... Not Allowed To Overtake. Thanks. Cheers.


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi, I'm adding this one HOMEWORK to my Website. Thanks. Cheers.


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi, Sorry for the Delay but I've now added your SINGLE to my WebPage about Acronyms. Thanks.


GetItGetIt 4 years ago

FORD

F- found

O- on

R- road

D- dead


Liquidtoxcity 4 years ago

Social

Arrangement

Turned

Up?

Reality

Doesn't

Achieve

Yes

Sort or makes sense... :)


Hunkyman 4 years ago

My Own Natural Energy Yield


Sam 4 years ago

Sam (my name)Stupid A!# Mutha


Anonymous 4 years ago

ROBOT

Relief

of

Bordom

of

Teenagers

(actually exists in England)


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Good try: GetitGetit,Liquidtoxcity,Hunkyman,Sam and Anonymous.

SAM ...... S-erious A-nd M-ethodical, S-tandard A-merican M-an.


tiffany 4 years ago

Finials: freak i never actually learned this shiz

ford: found on road dead ( back wards driver returns on foot)

Pms : pissed at men or pissed at mom


Trigger 4 years ago

How about,

WIFE

Washing

Ironing

Folding

Etc

FIAT

Fix

It

Again

Tony


Frank Spencer 4 years ago

An Australian car manufacturer, HOLDEN: Has Only Loser Drivers Entertained, Normally

TOTAL = Turns Out That All's Lost

How about a recursive acronym, where the first word is the word itself:

OPTUS: Perpetually Tardy, Usual Service

Optus is a phone company in Australia, like Telstra. Here's a recursive acronym for them:

TELSTRA - Ever Looming Service Takedowns, Randomly Available


jason sowerby 4 years ago

speights (a new zealand beer)

some

people

enjoy

it

god

hates

the

shit

special

piss

enojyed

in

good

hotels

throughout

southland

ford

fix

or

repair

daily

found

on

rubbish

dump

first

on

race

day

driver

returns

on

foot

thought I'ld add a backwards one.


Chuck 4 years ago

POLARIS

Pull

Off

Lake

And

Repair

In

Spring


william 4 years ago

Can you come up with the word "DOM" thanks


dr.dude 4 years ago

jesus

Just

Everybodys

Savior

Unlike

Saitin


dr.dude 4 years ago

JESUS

Just

Everybodys

Savior

Unlike

LAUGH

Letting

All

Unwanted

Grief

Halt

HATERS

Hating

Always

Towards

Everyone

Reaching

Success

BATH

Being

A

Terrific_person_of

Hygene

GOD

Great

Overlord_of

Da_universe


MIKKI 4 years ago

SEX = Sacred Energy Xchange!!!


:) 4 years ago

Facebook = Factual and Communications Engine Based on Opportunist Killers


Pilarr 4 years ago

PEMDAS... Please excuse my dope ass swag(:


WaruG 4 years ago

Just thought of this as searching for an acronym :)

S - simple

M - measure

I - in

L - life

E - everyday


Kent 4 years ago

TIME

Tallied in minutes everywhere


Kent 4 years ago

POLICE

Persons of law illegals can't escaple


Kent 4 years ago

COOL

Can obviously outmaneuver lameness


Kent 4 years ago

CRAP

Can really add pungency


Kent 4 years ago

ERRORS

Eluded Reading Riting or Rithmatic skills


Kent 4 years ago

COMET

Chunks or "Meteors" enter troposphere


Kent 4 years ago

NOSE

Notices olfactory stimulants everywhere


Kent 4 years ago

RUDENESS

Raucous undesirable dispicable engagement not even somewhat sensible


Kent 4 years ago

I like your police better.


Larfen 4 years ago

Dumb

Retards

Asking for

More

Attention


dude 4 years ago

JESUS

Just

Everyones

Savoir

Unlike

Saitan


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi Larfen and Dude, I like your acronyms. Little correction: Everyone's, Saviour, and Satan.


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi william: DOM = Downright Outgoing Man. dr dude, I like "God". thanks mikki, :) and Pilarr for your contributions.

WaruG your 'Smile' is good. Kent I like your 'Comet' and 'Nose' best. Thanks everyone.


John 4 years ago

School- Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life

Homework- Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

Single- Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier

Porsche- Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything


Sheena 4 years ago

How About a Funny one for H.U.S.B.A.N.D


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NewHorizons 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hello John, many thanks for your contributions. I like Homework and Single.

And Sheena, I'll try to build one for 'husband'. You gave me an idea, and I'll try one for "Wife" too. Thanks and Look again soon.


ug 4 years ago

I need one for the word "budgeting" that actually has to do with budgeting.


conner 4 years ago

stay

intoxicated

nightly

get

laid

everyday


layla 4 years ago

COOL

Constipated

Overweight

Old

Lady


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NewHorizons 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Layla: I don't like this one. Try another one, please.

Conner: We've done 'Single' already. Thanks. Do another one.

Ug: I'll try 'budgeting' though it cd be difficult.

Sheena: 'Husband' and 'Wife' are ready, see them above.

Thanks everyone. See you next time..........


Kason Henderson 3 years ago

DELTA - Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive


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NewHorizons 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Ok KasonHenderson, but where is the connection with the word Delta? As far as I know the primary meaning of 'Delta' is the mouth of a river.


Tomsdad 3 years ago

I love this one,

M-akers

O-f

M-en


Funny boy. .3. 3 years ago

Math - Mental Abuse To Humans

School - Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives


Y.O.L.O. 3 years ago

POET

Pull

Out

Every

Time


JOE 3 years ago

Swift-Sure wish I finished training

Digby-Did I go broke yet and Backwords yes by golly I did

Ford-Flip over read directions

Ford -First on race day


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NewHorizons 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hey Joe, I like 'FORD'. Thanks. And thnks Tomsdad, FunnyBoy and Yolo.


regie 3 years ago

how about the acronym for police dream?can't find meaning for it


Waz 3 years ago

Delta is a major American airline, NewHorizons


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NewHorizons 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Reggie, 'police' I've already done. I might try 'dream'. Good idea.


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NewHorizons 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Waz: delta is primarily the mouth of a river where it opens into the ocean. Thanks.


Tony 3 years ago

Etc.~End If Thinking Capacity


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NewHorizons 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Tony, it's not so good I'm afraid.


DoLo 3 years ago

"...delta is primarily the mouth of a river where it opens into the ocean. Thanks."

or it's a major American airline. Therefore, DELTA: Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive, is a valid acronym and has a connection since they are known for losing luggage and having slow service.


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NewHorizons 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Ok, Kason Henderson, DoLo and all others who agree with them ... now I see it. The acronym for Delta (the American Airline) is approved and it's good, I admit. Thanks :) Now try another one.


lala the prostitute 3 years ago

money

mountains of non existing yearnings


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NewHorizons 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hello lala, Thank you for reminding me of money. But I've made a better one I think. See it above.


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NewHorizons 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Yesterday I saw the film : Jack the Giant Slayer. I liked it a fantasy of adventure and I liked the actors too, especially Jack and Isabel. In the cast there was also Ewan McGregor who played a great part in the film. Both Jack's father and Isabel mother rightly emphasised that Giants do not really exist. So let me try the Acro of GIANT .... Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan.


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NewHorizons 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

This afternoon my granddaughter was playing the piano. She is still in level 1 but I like to hear her play. I love music and its soothing effect. So what is Music.... This is how I try to build them. Sometimes I succeed and I end up with a good one. Other times they are not so good. Find a word beginning with M that is connected with music ...Melodious Melodies. Then the same for U .... Unision Universally. And so on ... Soothing Sung Struck , In Inside, Chimes Chiming Choirs Chorus. And I chose "Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus". See it above.


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NewHorizons 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

I spent at least 15 minutes on Crook. See it above. . . crime, criminal, rogue, roughneck, refuting, rejecting, order, outlawed, outlaw, knowingly, kind.


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NewHorizons 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

This morning I was returning from Malta on the noon Ferry and to pass the time I tried to do 'Mobile'. See it above. Can you think of one yourself? Leave it in Comments, please.


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stirringtrouble 2 years ago from London, United Kingdom

Love it great hub here on HubPages, made me laugh, shows up on the NATO radar too so well done.


aaron 2 years ago

what about an acronym for BUSINESS or


aaron 2 years ago

SUCCESS?


aaron 2 years ago

Im trying find some clever acronyms to use at my next business/investment seminar. Thanks.


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NewHorizons 2 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

AAron, I'm glad that you think that my Hub cd be of some use. I'll try to do one of them.


CHRIS 2 years ago

I am an Amateur Radio Operator, with the prefix of a call sign UMW. We commonly use the Intl. Phonetic Alphabet but some folks have a cute or clever substitution that they use. (I am also a retired firefighter who has my own fire engine) and would appreciate someones input.


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NewHorizons 2 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi Chris, what do you mean 'someone's input'? I mean wow, having your own fire-engine. But are you allowed to go firefighting on your own? Do you need an acronym, perhaps I can help you :)


HH 2 years ago

NATO stands for "Neads an American To Operate"


SHAY 2 years ago

i need one for....

KPCOFGS


linda 2 years ago

I need one for henry


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NewHorizons 2 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi HH, try a better one, you can do it. SHAY don't know what you mean!!

Linda ..... I'll try to make you one for HENRY in a few days.


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NewHorizons 2 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

HENRY: Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly. I'm adding it to my list above.


deanoparky 2 years ago

Hi NewHorizons

This is a great site :)

I work for a Cycle Response Unit for the ambulance service in the UK. Could you think of anything that would be relevant to the job, needs to be funny, possibly even taking the mickey! (we have a good sense of humour!) for the letters CRU

Thanks! :)


Jonathan 2 years ago

Smile

S- seeing

M-miracles

I-in

L-life

E-everyday


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NewHorizons 2 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi deanoparky, I had to Google 'Cycle Response Unit' to see exactly what's your job. Sounds very interesting and altruistic too. I'll try to think of something for you :)

Jonathan .. Your Smile is quite good. I will add it above. Thanks for your contribution.


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NewHorizons 2 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi Deanoparky, I spent some time on CRU and this is all I could get.

Calling Riders Urgently

Crazy Riders Usually


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NewHorizons 2 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Or : Careful Riders Undoubtedly


AshleyC. 2 years ago

GMC-

Generic Made Crap

BMW-

Bring My Wallet

MOM-

Made Of Money


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NewHorizons 2 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi AshleyC, You have built the acronyms but I see no connection, for example "made of money" does not make one think of MOM (except perhaps on rare occasions) :) I have a MOM above which is better I think = = Mother of Mine. However, thanks for your contribution.


waseem 2 years ago

Tell me the funny acronym of shimoga


Nana Kesse 21 months ago

Nana Kesse

the acronym for LANCASHIRE IS

LET ALL NATIONS COME AND SEE HOW I RULE ENGLAND


Nana Kesse 21 months ago

NIGERIA

NAIRA IS GAINING EXTRA-ORDINARY REPUTATION IN AFRICA


Ranyele 20 months ago

I went to Malta a few years ago and it is such a lovely place. it is very basic in ameietins etc but that adds to the experience and the people there are so friendly. It is a small place so wherever you stay you will be in easy reach of historic sites and other activities that you are wanting to do. I got the boat to Gozo. It is definitley worth a visit. Its actually quite a surreal place to go. people leave their keys in their front doors because there is no crime!! very different from here!i dont know about transport. we took taxis everywhere as the public transport seemed to just arrive whenever (didn't its timetable). We were going to hire a car but the driving over there is very scary, hehe. on the way to our hotel a car drove straight into our bus and then after a few raised voices both drivers just carried on as if nothing had happened. very strange!!


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NewHorizons 17 months ago from Gozo, Malta, EU. Author

Hi Ranyele,

I do not know how I did not see your comment before. I often check for comments. I'm glad that you liked Gozo, that's where I have always lived, apart from a short holiday abroad now and then. The buses today are very punctual and efficient, if fact we are a little proud of the service nowadays. I agree that the drivers here sometimes act in a crazy manner. Perhaps it is the heat of summer that goes to their heads. lol. And yes, no crime that's a blessing. Perhaps it's because the Island is so small and there is no place for 'bad' people :)


Matt 8 weeks ago

WIFE....When Intoxicated, Flirts Endlessly

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