Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny.
Why did the ants dance on lid of the pickle jar?(It said, "twist to open.")
Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat?A: "GRAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINS!"
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