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hey ladies- what is the worst pickup line

  1. derwin2k profile image56
    derwin2kposted 7 years ago

    hey ladies what is the worst pickup line you ever heard i mean the funniest and crazyest pickup line you heard? please respond!

    1. Blogging Erika profile image79
      Blogging Erikaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      "You seen this yet?"  At which point he unzipped and whipped it out.  At a crowded bar.  I am totally not kidding.

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    EYES CHAMbERSposted 7 years ago

    "Oh, i'm just tryin' to get at you."

  3. Pr0metheus profile image60
    Pr0metheusposted 7 years ago

    "Hi I just shit my pants, can I have your number?"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Ka19kbAsU

    FUNNY video

  4. Helen Cater profile image70
    Helen Caterposted 7 years ago

    "Do you come here often." Has to be the worst pick up line of all, but it is making a return, because it's obvious to everyone now that it's a joke. No one would seriously use it. Would they?

    1. Sean Leong profile image77
      Sean Leongposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Saying "Do you come here often?" is just like saying "How are you doing?".

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    Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago

    If I told you, you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image63
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

      the video is hilarious...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Ka19kbAsU

      Hi Ms. Helen, thats a beaten pick up line lol

      "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together"

      sappy for me lolol

    2. Lady_E profile image81
      Lady_Eposted 7 years ago

      Walking up from behind....

      "Oh, you've got something on your back, let me help you brush it off"

      and of course I have to politely say thank you, while I'm wondering in my mind, how it really got there. lol

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      Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago

      Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

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      Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago

      I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

      1. myownworld profile image81
        myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        hey poppa, u're beginning to sound like an expert at this! yikes

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago

      Poppa blues, are these pick up lines youve used? errr
      I thought the thread siad...laides?
      lol
      anyway, I have to say, Ive never been picked up. No one has ever used a pick up line on me, that I know of.

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      Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago

      LOL! Those are the bad ones! You wouldn't expect them to work but sometimes you'll get a smile from them and other times just told to get lost creep! How about this one:

      Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

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        Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Im so sure if anyone said any of those cliche pickups to me, I would laugh a littel. But, Im married now, so they wouldnt get anywhere!!
        My husbad used on other laides, before me..
        "Do you have any Italian in you?"
        "want some?"

    7. lrohner profile image84
      lrohnerposted 7 years ago

      "Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?"

    8. Flightkeeper profile image72
      Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

      If you were a company would you be open to a takeover?

      lol

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        Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        WHAT!!?? lol
        ok, so you heard it or tried to use it?

        1. Flightkeeper profile image72
          Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Somebody said it to me! smile

          He might have been a little drunk.

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            Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            HAHAHHAHHAHAHAA!!! good one!!
            the one time I ever went out..
            I got, do you have a boyfriend? then he tried to kiss me and fell over..maybe he was leeetle drunk?

            1. Flightkeeper profile image72
              Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              lol


              It's clear he was knocked out by your beauty Justine.

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                Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                or my sulphur breath....

                1. Flightkeeper profile image72
                  Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  lol

    9. Ivorwen profile image78
      Ivorwenposted 7 years ago

      When a guy grabs his b*lls and asks, "You want a piece of me?"

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        Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        STOP IT!!!!!
        Why cant you live closer to me?
        OMG thats tooooo funny!!!!

        1. Ivorwen profile image78
          Ivorwenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Twasn't funny at the moment.

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            Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Oh, sorry. But, wow. You gotta laugh now? so not a pick up line...

            1. Ivorwen profile image78
              Ivorwenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              On here I can laugh about it...

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      Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago

      Women love a compliment, right? LOL! Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.

    11. Ivorwen profile image78
      Ivorwenposted 7 years ago

      One guy to another, as they watched the girl in front of them walk:  "Her ass is finer than a new set of snow tires!"

    12. Wendi M profile image81
      Wendi Mposted 7 years ago

      How would you like to become my 7th wife?

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        A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Whats wrong with that? Thats how I got my fifth wife!

        1. Wendi M profile image81
          Wendi Mposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          That would've made a total of 11 marriages between the 2 of us.

      2. Ivorwen profile image78
        Ivorwenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        That's horrible!  big_smile 

        Love your new picture.

        1. Wendi M profile image81
          Wendi Mposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Thank you Ivorwen.

          It's been kind of gloomy out lately, and that picture reminds me of sunshine!

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        Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Oh I thought it was "How would you like to be my next ex wife?" LOL

        1. Wendi M profile image81
          Wendi Mposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Yup, that one makes more sense to me...I can relate to that one!

    13. DaniellaWood profile image72
      DaniellaWoodposted 7 years ago

      These are hilareous! Especially yours Poppa Blues haha Where u getting them from?! If anyone ever used them on me I'd just burst into laughter!!

    14. rebekahELLE profile image88
      rebekahELLEposted 7 years ago

      your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night~~~~~~  yikes:

      I couldn't believe anyone would actually really use that line, but a man did and it didn't work.

     
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