Ahhh to be remembered
A Super Enormous Sponge
There’s a fairly new mattress on the market with what they refer to as “memory foam”, a rubberized super enormous sponge that you lay on and it some how remembers your body outline thereby easing you into wonderful glorious sleep unlike a normal mattress that doesn’t get to know you until you're forced to throw it away. It lies there next to your garbage cans mocking you with that embarrassing sweat stained outline of your overweight body embedded in it for all to see.
It’s good to be remembered even if it’s only by your mattress. Family and friends memories of you are usually short-lived, a week or two after your demise and your memory will begin to fade. Unlike family and friends the “memory foam” mattress will I’m sure be wondering where you are every night that you’re not stretched out on it but sadly only until the next person sleeps on it, then it will change it’s allegiance to that new individual and your memory will be history.
I’ve come up with a great idea that will assure that you’ll be remembered almost forever, what ever forever is. Please begin planning for this right now because once this idea gets out there these “memory foam” mattresses will be hard to come by. We are all going to die some day we’re fairly certain of that. When you plan for your inevitable last day on earth make sure to have your final resting place, your casket include a “memory foam” mattress. It probably won’t give you the comfort that a living human being can expect but it will remember you all the way to the gates of heaven and I’m sure if you ask nicely when you arrive there they’ll let you keep it for eternity, god can be very giving.
You will definitely start a trend for those who are heaven bound. For those who aren’t, well these “memory foam” mattresses are fire proof. Those mattress folks thought of everything.