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For the man with no pants!
Are you full of it?
Are you suffering from upset stomach? Gas? Bloating? Do you feel like you are being weighted down by unnecessary baggage? It may be time for a new evacuation plan!
Colon Flow is a revolutionary product that can have you feeling spiffy - in a jiffy! Did you know that you could be carrying around up to 13.5 pounds of SH&%! YES! You could! Due to a build up of fecal matter in the colon that sticks to the ribs or narrows the intestinal lining. You can't have that crap going on. You have to expel that extra lining and Colon Flow is the product you and your family need to cinch the circle of health.
I learned about this particular problem while watching late night television. I saw the very commercial that I have embedded in this article. It explains how shit can be weighing you down and more importantly - how to get that shit out!
Every housewife in America should have an evacuation plan in place for the safety of the family. First you will need to purchase the official fecal material chart. Each time you or a member of your family "evacuates" you will need to record that. If elimination occurs just once each day - you are probably only full of four pounds of crap. So figure it into the weight chart. If elimination occurs only once every couple of days - well your child could be toting around up to 13.5 pounds of poop. That is a load that is too heavy for your youngsters to be burdened with.
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Colon Flow can be simply mixed into your family's water supply and sipped, no need to worry about painful invasive procedures. This is THE magic pill and the way to make sure that your family is pure and clean from the inside out! Beautiful living - that's what it is all about. No more explanation required folks - it really is that easy. Just sip and wait for the results.
Now for the truth........
This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. I checked in with the top notch medical resources on the net. According to Michael F. Picco, M.D. affiliated with The Mayo Clinic, "they don't recommend colon cleansing for detoxification." The beauty is - the human body has a system in place to naturally clean your body without you even having to think about it!
Dr. Picco warns that colon cleansing can actually be harmful and cites the following problems:
- Possible dehydration
- Possible bowel perforations
- Increased risk of infection
- Increase in electrolytes
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I found one product on the web where people reported that the only pounds they lost were in their wallets. More than one person complained that they were being charged $80.00 per month on their credit card and were having difficulty getting the charges stopped or reimbursement.
Many of these products are not approved by the Federal Drug Administration. This means they have either not been tested for approval or it is possible that they have been tested and can't get approval.
I worked in a research lab doing investigational studies to approve drugs for the FDA. I can tell you that I fully understand the process and the rigorous rules and procedures that are in place to prevent bad medicine from entering the United States and I am still very leery of pharmaceutical drugs that have not been tested for long term use. Even drugs that meet FDA approval after trials and trials can be unsafe.
There have been many deaths reported due to medicines being available on the Internet. Before you take any medicines at all - speak to your primary care physician. Research the product, possible side effects and then ask more questions before you ingest anything.
Remember - your body is beautiful just the way it is - from the inside out. Eat healthy, avoid toxins as much as possible and establish a regular sleep pattern and you don't need any help from those illusive magic pills.
"Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick ass red lipstick." ~Gwyneth Paltrow
I like you full of shit!
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