Crazy Thinking, 100 Things to Worry About
How Many Ways Does The Mind Go?
Things To Worry About
1). I worry about my adult kids safety.
2). I worry about the health of my pet Byrd.
3). I worry about the Obama Family.
4). I worry about my Grandchildren.
5). I worry about being employed.
6). I worry about having enough money.
7). I worry about things I write.
8). I worry if I have hurt someone's feelings.
9). I worry about Tibet.
10). I worry about Leonard Peltier.
11). I worry about Peadey.
12). I worry about wearing the right thing.
13). I worry about make-up or not.
14). I worry about leaving the coffee maker on.
15). I worry about the fluid levels in my car.
16). I worry if my bird pooped on me before I left the house, and I don't know it.
17). I worry if my breath stinks.
18). I worry about Homeland Security.
19). I worry about America
20). I worry about Pakistan.
21). I worry about Haiti
22). I worry that Charles Manson will be paroled
23). I worry about the Big Earthquake we are expecting.
24). I worry why my auto insurance is so high.
25). I worry that I miss a notice of public meeting on Pollution permits
"Why Worry?" Dire Straights
Eminem ft.Dr.Dree & Snoop Dogg - My Name is Guilty Conscience
Worry and Guilt
26). I feel guilty over how much water I use in the shower.
27). I feel guilty using the dishwasher.
28). I feel guilty using the dryer.
29). I feel guilty when I leave a light on overnight.
30). I feel guilty for pulling a stupid move in traffic.
31). I feel guilty for making errors.
32). I feel guilty for not being a better Mother.
33). I feel guilty for using my computer and thus electricity.
34). I feel guilty for killing mice and cockroaches.
35). I feel guilty for cussing other drivers during my commute.
36). I feel guilty for what my ancestors may have done to others.
37). I feel guilty when I don't instantly help someone the minute I feel that nudge.
38). I feel guilty for running a hot yellow light.
39). I feel horribly guilty for running a Red Light.
40). I feel guilty for not stopping for pedestrians.
41). I feel guilty for judging others harshly.
42). I feel guilty for not visiting my grand kids more often.
43). I feel guilty for not calling/e-mailing my Dad and Step Mom more often.
44). I feel guilty for not wanting to speak to my long-lost foster mom.
45). I feel guilty when I don't bring Peadey a toy home everyday..
46). I feel guilty for having enough, when so many around the world don't.
46). I feel guilty for unanswered letters.
47). I feel guilty for being a carnivore. (Although plants feel too)
48). I feel guilty for killing plants to live.
49). I feel guilty for stuff I don't even do!
50). I feel guilty for all of these things if you don't get a chuckle at least.
Anxiety is a Party Crasher. When stress, guilt and Worry are having a get together Anxiety is sure to always be there.
Anxiety can be the smallest niggling in the back of your mind. Or, it can be full blown, feeling like a heart attack, or complete shut-down.
Anxiety and stress make your "Fight or Flight" chemicals operate on overdrive, and when no action is precipitated by the Rush of Anxiety, fear or worry, the hormones and chemicals do a nose-dive and play funny tricks on our minds and bodies.
More research is finding that by taking deep and steady breaths, and not small shallow breathing, we clear our minds, lungs, boost the heart, and are able to deal better with our bodies reaction to whatever "stressors", worries or guilt are driving us mad.
Breathing Deep, from the Diaphragm has many benefits. Just think, when we are worried, or scared, if we aren't careful, we can find we haven't even Breathed for minutes at a time, over the course of hours, days or weeks. This is shutting down oxygen to the brain, and keeps us from making aggressive and necessary responses to those things.
Worried Thoughts - Driving Me Insane
51). We are really all in Hell.
52). We are really in Heaven.
53). This is the Truman Show.
54). The Earthquakes
55). The shape of Earth's environment.
56). The Karma for the Native Treatment
57). ____________________Fill in the blanks, I could go on, but...,
Any thought can drive a person insane . It isn't the things we experience and face, it is what WE THINK ABOUT our experience and 'things'.
Byron Katie shared this in her book, "Loving What Is" The wind always blows, but it is our thinking about the howl of the wind, by focusing on that thing we can allow our thinking about it to drive us Insane. It taught me some valuable things, there are ideas in this book, I don't agree with, but it is a good and inspirational read.
Some things we do not tell...
Anxiety! Black Eyed Peas feat. Papa Roach
Negative Self-Talk - You Wouldn't Talk To A Stranger That Way
58). Buy a Lottery ticket/scratch off/Raffle "Right Now" and you will win.
59). This old house is going to fall in on you.
60). A bug will crawl in your ear at night.
61). If you were skinnier/richer/more sociable _________ you would have a boyfriend.
62). Nobody Loves you.
63). The only time the Kids call you is when they want something.
64). You are ugly/fat/a loser.
65). Your daughter wouldn't have gotten killed if you were home that day.
66). Go to the market/River Walk/Tavern, and you will meet a nice guy.
67).If a pine tree can grow in someone's lungs, what about all those flower seeds?
68). You will win a Nobel Peace Prize someday.
69).Hear a wreck, and go down the list of family members who may be affected.
70). Hear about a wreck within a time frame, when a family member COULD have been there, and think, "that was.........".
71). You did win the lottery/get an inheritance/receive an award, but you missed the time.
72), You had 1 Chance at Love, You missed it
73). The reason you dreamed about ____________ you're supposed to move there.
74). You are really in an insane asylum, and you're banging your head against the wall.
75). I was kidnapped by the Army from my parents who are Medicine People, Royalty, or Comanches.
76). Once you top that hill, there is nothing on the other side.
77). Once you top that hill, there is a car in your lane - Head on.
78). If you leave the house, you are in danger, and something Bad will happen.
79). Conspiracy Theories are Sometimes Correct.
80). That person hates me.
81). That guy has the Hots for you, and is trying to flirt.
82). You are Mean and Judgmental, no one likes you.
83). Your house is not clean enough.
84). Your home is not good enough to invite the neighbors and other company.
85). The house smells funny.
86). Your pants have ripped, will rip. Your hose will get a run,...
87). You do not deserve to be happy, or have love.
88). You are too difficult to be around.
89). It is very bad to want to be alone, and enjoy solitude.
90). You left the ice cream in the trunk,
91). Left the Iron on.
92). Didn't lock the Office door, the House Door, the Car...
93). Anybody can be a better parent than you were.
94). Most women are much better "mate" material than you.
95). Your companion pet is dead.
96). Left your computer up and running, from your bank page.
97). You forgot to respond to comments on your Friends HubPages.
98). Your friends responded in a Comment, and you didn't get it. Now they will stop following you.
99). Cartman has more Facebook friends than you!
100). You will die broke, alone and lonely.
Byron Katie - Ophrah Soul Series Interview
Don't Worry, Be Happy
I have learned the hard way that when we keep secrets , it isn't always a good thing. Many will attest that they have lived half of their lives, believing a certain thing was wrong with them, and after years of work and therapy, they find it is not insane , or an isolated event , that many others are thinking the same thoughts.
As I worked on these lists, I really started laughing. By the time I got to the end, It is almost impossible to not Laugh. I think this is like an anti-worry venom . I believe we can trick ourselves into better living, and we can make 'shifts or rifts" in time and space that will have one of our worst worries crumble in just a few words.
The one I love is, "My boss hates me!"
Me: "Well, they are mean, and make life harder than it should be.
Me: "I need this job!"
The answer is we often really choose to be in situations for a bunch of "stinking thinking" and reasons that don't really make smart or healthy sense.
- Is another person's well being, safety, sanity more important than yours? (Children of course need protection from adults)
- If you get a lot of pleasure from helping others and buying gifts for someone else, why can't you do the same for yourself?
- Being in a situation that makes you physically or mentally ill has no sane reason for being there. You do not deserve anything substandard.
- No one is Better than you! No one is closer to Your Higher Power than You!
- Really, we can choose happiness, not matter our outer circumstances.
I know these lists are manic, manic, mad, but hopefully - Somehow, it will bring you some Joy and recovery - Peace and The Best!
Last Year - The Four Agreements
It is only later in my life that I learned about The Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz, it sure has saved me from negative thinking, and bad self-talk.
Since I learned The Four Agreements, I found that I used dishonest self-talk against myself and it produced a negativity in me. Many people worry, but there are more productive ways to use our intelligence.
Thank you for reading this hub.
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