Eating the Internet
What is digital dieting? You have to live off only what you can find on the internet. You are on a virtual scavenger hunting for food. Cyber for your supper. Electronically foraging for your evening meal.
What can you find to eat on the internet you might well ask? Stale Electrons? Wayward packets?
What's for dinner on the internet? Plenty. Consider the lowly donut. National Donut Day is observed in may locales by the giving and receiving of free fat pills--I mean donuts.
On Veterans day, veterans can eat free.
On your birthday, lots of places will give you free food.
And where do you find which restaurants and establishments that will give you free food for various national observances? The internet of course!
Every month there are any number of National food days. Look for free food offers associated with those days.
But that only takes care of a few days and besides, a lot of the free stuff isn't even a whole meal. Even if you hit every donut shop in town on free donut day, that's not a healthy dinner.
Fortunately, there's a back up system. You can get free samples sent to your house. The internet is full of clubs and websites that will tell you how to get manufacturers to send samples of free food stuffs to your house.
Mind you, much of what gets sent to your house will be starchy and sugary but you will get your requisite 2000 calories per day and you will stay alive merely by what you found on the internet.
Free with a Coupon
Getting veggies free can be so difficult that I recommend you put more effort into reducing the cost of veggies you buy rather than trying to actually get them free.
That being said, the promised land of free vegetables is not forbidden to you. You may enter, if you can find it. One of the paths to vegetable righteousness is the concept of free with a coupon. Find coupons that will cover the cost of your veggies and your get them for free. Find the coupons by searching the net.
Still, it is generally easier to find veggies on sale, or to find a buy get one free sale, or to just get a reduced cost via coupons.
If you live near a farming community, ask the farmers if they allow gleaning and if so when. You can get some free veggies that way.
Ask produce markets and restaurants if you can collect the bruised or substandard fruits and vegetables they are going to throw away anyway. If you find the farmers and the restaurants on the Internet, you are still following the rules of cyber gleaning. Email the farmers and restaurants to maintain your cyber bonafides.
Eating For Free
- 2012: Eating for Free 365 Days a Year. Free Food! Freebies and Free Eats!
All the free stuff you can eat.