How To Get Yourself Injured At Work
Ten Health And Safety At Work Dont's
Here is how to get yourself injured at work wherever you work and we have some special tips for people today so take note and there maybe a few bonus tips if you're lucky!
Number one: Don't read any signs whatsoever at work, they only serve as reminders anyway and plus who needs reminding of potential hazards when you could get a few days off work.
Number two: Try and eat and drink at electrical machinery and computers as you want to be lazy right? do this as often as you can.
Number three: Don't wear protective equipment as it is simply not fashionable, try to wear loose fitting and garments that have belts hanging and always keep your tie hanging out!!
Number four: Don't wear eye goggles, just wear contact lenses they cut down on face space!
Number five: Always run down corridors instead of walking, who knows you may get excited by skidding along the smooth corridor floor.
Number six: Drink and drugs work best at work so abuse these whlist operating machinery.
Number seven: Never ever wash your hands after going to the toilet, germs are everywhere so how will anyone find out they came from your smelly hands.
Number eight: Always lean back on your computer chair and do a wheely as this helps your back.
Number nine: Don't take any breaks, don't sleep, don't breath, sit down shut up!
Number ten: Climb your workplaces building and do the truffle shuffle right on the roof, right at the edge!!!!
Disclaimer: Try To Be safe at work!!
Health And Safety At Work
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