How to Tell if You are in Denial

Ten Things That Reveal Denial

Having lived in denial for the greater part of the last 40 years, I feel somewhat qualified to pass this advice on to my reader(s). Here are ten ways to know if you are in denial and it is time to lose weight.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN DENIAL WHEN ………………………………….

1 …your clothes dryer is mysteriously shrinking all of your clothes, even on “air fluff”.

2 …you accidentally pull a ham string muscle running after the ice cream truck.

3…you trip in the bathroom, because you are running past the mirror.

4 …you are on your fourth set of bathroom scales, because none of them are right.

5…you notice all of your clothes are black, even your underwear.

6 … you get home with the food and you have to explain to your kids why they didn’t get any French fries with their happy meal.

7 …you accidentally knock over your bedroom trash container and it takes you an hour to pick up all of the candy wrappers.

8 …someone has taken the light bulbs form the bedroom ceiling light and the lamps……………..and it was you!

9 …all of the people at McDonalds, Burger King, and Pizza hut, know you by first name.

10 …you know your treadmill is in there somewhere, but you can’t find it.



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Art 4 Life 6 years ago from in the middle of nowhere....

You are so funny...but seriously, I have, myself, on countless times, returned home with no french fries left...I love your hubs, I am a rather pudgy grandmother with 2 grown sons...and I have earned every grey hair! Get out there and visit more hubs, leave fan mail and then you will start getting noticed, you have a great hub...you deserve to be noticed!


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Ghost Whisper 77 6 years ago from The U.S. Government protects Nazi War Criminals

explain to your kids why they didn’t get any French fries with their happy meal AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA


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Ghost Whisper 77 6 years ago from The U.S. Government protects Nazi War Criminals

When sorting and checking my childrens Halloween candy, I used to grab all of the snickers and hersheys...and say "This doesn't look closed, nope this one looks suspicious...etc..and then store them for me in my hiding stash. hahahha

You made me remember this by the missing french fry from their happy meals..yup did this too! Very funny!

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