Life is Too Short To.... (fill in the blank!)
Life is Too Short To.....
This is just a fun, light hearted hub to help you realize whats REALLY important to you in life. Feel free to "fill in the blank" and add your own reasons why life is too short to....
Now, in no particular order, here's my list:
Life is Too Short To.....
-Use cheap toilet paper - (or ANY cheap paper product, for that matter!)
-Drink cheap wine - (cheap wine makes a cheap drunk!)
-Buy used tires - (this one is just plain foolish, too!)
-Wear shoes that hurt your feet - (you women KNOW what I mean!)
-Eat bad food in a restaurant - (send it back!)
-Walk around with a bad haircut - (if nothing else, put it up or wear a hat!)
-Sleep on a lumpy mattress - (which can also lead to back problems!)
-Wear a bad-fitting bra - (again, you ladies will appreciate this one!)
-Hang around negative people - (misery does NOT love company!)
-Eat cheap chocolate - (it should be illegal to even MAKE cheap chocolate!)
-Work in a job you hate - (sadly, SO many people are doing this!)
-Use artificial vanilla flavoring - (yes, there IS a difference when you bake!)
-Watch mindless TV - (ESPECIALLY reality and talk shows!)
-Keep your dog chained to a tree - (not to mention just plain mean and cruel!)
-Worry about getting sand in your shoes - (go barefoot!)
-Watch others having fun - (join in or create your own!)
-Wear uncomfortable underwear - (better not to wear ANY at all!)
-Wait on the telephone/tv/internet repairman all day - (they never come til the last minute anyway!)
-Eat cheap red hot dogs - (that turn pink after they sit in boiling water for 5 minutes!)
-Wash your hair with cheap shampoo - (its mostly detergent - better to use it to wash your car!)
-Use a dollar-store umbrella in a downpour - (they ALWAYS come apart!)
-Wear socks with holes in the toes - (don't you HATE that?!)
-Work on the weekends - (especially doing house work!)
I'm sure I could come up with lots more, but I'm anxious to read some of YOURS, so I'll get you started -
Life is too short to.......
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