Pregnancy Quotes & sayings

Famous pregnancy quotations

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence. Good Pregnancy Sayings by Cathy Crimmins

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
~Author : Virginia Famous Quotes

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. Wise Phrase by Sam Levenson

I'm just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is wearing out is something I call 'image fuzz-out.' But I've never even seen a radarscope, so I wouldn't totally go by what I've just said here.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Inspirational Sayings

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. Wise Phrase by Phyllis Diller

On life's journey faith is nourishment, virtuous deeds are a shelter, wisdom is the light by day and right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life, nothing can destroy him.
~Author : Buddha Great Sayings

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. Famous Saying by Lawrence Housman

In necessary things, unity in doubtful things, liberty in all things, charity.
~Author : Richard Baxter Popular Sayings

God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics. Nice Word by Martin H. Fischer

Just as the soul fills the body, so God fills the world. Just as the soul bears the body, so God endures the world. Just as the soul sees but is not seen, so God sees but is not seen.
~Author : The Talmud Witty Sayings

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. Meaningful Quotation by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. Good Quote by Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
~Author : Mark Twain Famous Quotes

I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable. Wise Phrase by Sherry Glaser

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. Wise Phrase by Joyce Armor

Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an intelligence and make it a soul
~Author : John Keats Nice Quotes

If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains - then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies. Famous Saying by Barbara Ehrenreich

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Gilly 6 years ago

I think this is hilarious!


sheena 5 years ago

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