Weight Loss Fun

Weight loss is more a matter of inspiration than perspiration so here are a few sayings and cartoons that I have gathered to help us out.Print and post them on your fridge or wherever you think they may help you the most.

  • A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. ~ Anon
  • The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. ~ Anon
  • The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places. ~ Anon
  • Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. ~ Jim Rohn
  • The good Lord gave you a body that can stand most anything. It's your mind you have to convince. ~ Vincent Lombardi

More Weight Loss Thoughts:


  • The first and best victory is to conquer self. ~ Plato
  • Take twice as long to eat half as much. ~ Anon
  • The groundwork of all happiness is health. ~ Leigh Hunt
  • Your stomach shouldn't be a waist basket. ~ Anon
  • We never repent of having eaten too little. ~ Thomas Jefferson

Even More Weight Loss quotes...

  • Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us. ~ Peter De Vries
  • You can't lost weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. ~ Anon
  • Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. ~ Anon
  • To lengthen your life, shorten your meals. ~ Proverb
  • Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip. ~ Arnold H. Glasgow
  • I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. ~ Ed Bluestone
  • As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth. ~ Chauncey M. Depew


Are you getting full of weight loss quotes yet?

  • Gluttony is not a secret vice. ~ Orson Welles
  • She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when". ~ P.G. Wodehouse
  • I think I just ate my willpower. ~ Anon
  • I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge. ~ Paula Poundstone

The 23rd Pound

My appetite is my shepherd,

I always want.  
It maketh me to sit down and stuff myself.  
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.  
It leadeth me in the path of Burger King  
for a double Whopper with fries and a large Coke.  
It certainly destroyeth my shape  
Yea though I knoweth I gaineth   
I will not stop eating.  
For the food tasteth so good. 
Surely, Ice Cream and Cookies comforteth me. 
When the table is spread before me, 
It exciteth me, For I knoweth that soon I shall Dig in. 
As I filleth my plate continuously 
my clothes runneth smaller. 
Surely bulges and excess weight shall follow me 
all the days of my life, 
and I will dwell in all you can eat buffet houses forever! 
Amen

  • The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. ~ Andy Rooney
  • You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. ~ Ellen Degeneres

There you have what many celebrities and philosophers have said about weight loss or lack of it. Hope you are motivated by now.

Comments 25 comments

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elayne001 6 years ago from Rocky Mountains Author

Glad you enjoyed it RN2ASCP. You are welcome. Aloha.


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RN2ASCP 6 years ago

Hilarious...thanks for posting this.


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elayne001 6 years ago from Rocky Mountains Author

Glad you enjoyed the hub. Don't do anything drastic now. Thanks for your comments.


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Sally's Trove 6 years ago from Southeastern Pennsylvania

I needed a chuckle today, and these little gems did the trick. Thanks so much for putting them together...gotta go put that mirror in my fridge now.


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elayne001 6 years ago from Rocky Mountains Author

Glad you enjoyed it Micky Dee. We must laugh at ourselves to get by sometimes.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago

These were great. Funny stuff. Thanks


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elayne001 6 years ago from Rocky Mountains Author

thanks for the comments! 'ppreciate it. We all need a chuckle a day at least! Aloha!


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shazwellyn 6 years ago from Great Britain

Hillarius! Thanks x


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Dale Nelson 6 years ago from South Africa

Fantastic.


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elayne001 6 years ago from Rocky Mountains Author

Thanks Mikel - I enjoyed your gif. hehehehe


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elayne001 6 years ago from Rocky Mountains Author

Glad you visited C.V. Rajan! Aloha!


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C.V.Rajan 6 years ago from Kerala, India

A thoroughly enjoyable and amusing hub. Thanks for sharing.

CVR


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elayne001 6 years ago from Rocky Mountains Author

Glad you enjoyed it Papa Sez. That is my favorite cartoon also.


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Papa Sez 6 years ago from The Philippines to Canada

Hi elayne, I like the quotes and absolute love the cartoons! My favorite is the old lady fed up with her diet. :D


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elayne001 6 years ago from Rocky Mountains Author

Thanks habee for stopping by. We all need a good chuckle every day. Aloha!


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habee 6 years ago from Georgia

I got some great chucks from this! Thanks!


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elayne001 6 years ago from Rocky Mountains Author

Thanks to y'all. Glad you got some inspiration out of this even if only for a laugh or two.


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LianaK 6 years ago

Loved it! I think I need to get serious with my diet just like the woman in the cartoon :). lol. Thanks for the bright spot in my day :)


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Its Angel 6 years ago from Charleston, SC

A great hub, I enjoyed it a lot.


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Hello, hello, 6 years ago from London, UK

A great hub and it made me laugh. Thank you for a good read.


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BkCreative 6 years ago from Brooklyn, New York City

Lots of fun - but also a lot of good 'food for thought' - thanks for this fun hub!


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jayjay40 6 years ago from Bristol England

Thanks for making me laugh- I needed that Well done


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elayne001 6 years ago from Rocky Mountains Author

thanks gf899. yes, it was calorie free so enjoy!


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gf899 6 years ago from Central Florida

There are a lot of good things to digest in this article. And none of them will go towards my daily calorie limit. Thanks! :)

Greg

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