Last year I was given a difficult diagnosis. My skull had fallen and was pressing on my brainstem.
They had to do surgery. I was out with friends one night and I said if they ever needed nuts and bolts they could borrow a few from my neck.
I joke that I am screwed up since the surgery,
If you take everything seriously you won't make it through
the hard times.
I told my mom if I died just ship me via UPS to my burial spot,
But I'm still here.
A little worse for the hardware but I try hard to stay up beat.
However I've told everyone to stop putting ace hardware in me.
The hardware shuts my TV off. Isn't that weird? It freaks me out.