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I haven't had a proper erection

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    kevinthomasposted 7 years ago

    I haven't had a proper erection for months. Sometimes it works when I masturbate. What is causing it and what can I do?

    1. goldentoad profile image60
      goldentoadposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      try licking it.

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        badcompany99posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Works for me.

    2. Pearldiver profile image87
      Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Waste of time calling you a Hard Case then mate!
      Not only do you appear to be suffering from something... but I think it has only spread to our avator. That looks pretty impotent too!
      You should always try to find the 'Upside' of everything that you do. Hold you mouth in the right position and consider how easy it will be to write a hub if you drop the IS and just use it as a PEN

    3. webismine profile image62
      webismineposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Amazing! You joined the site for asking this alone?! tongue

    4. imadork profile image81
      imadorkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      It's probably because you are gay.

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    badcompany99posted 7 years ago

    Jeeez another Hard Luck story ; )

  3. sunstreeks profile image83
    sunstreeksposted 7 years ago

    I was wondering who was gonna bite first on this one. Had to be you BC. Not going there, but since it won't be deleted now I feel an overwhelming need to share my own advice...

    I would try talking to it. You know, a really good pep talk. "You are special you can do this and gosh darn it.. people like you"

  4. fortunerep profile image61
    fortunerepposted 7 years ago

    Look a there Bad Company, there another with no hubs no fans and joined less than an hour ago, humm

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      badcompany99posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I know tis why I put a funny reply, wud never put down anyone with a real problem.

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    Leta Sposted 7 years ago

    Viagra hasn't spent enough money on advertising? wink  I can't believe it.

  6. fortunerep profile image61
    fortunerepposted 7 years ago

    uh oh I guess we are both in trouble..
    dori

  7. EYEAM4ANARCHY profile image93
    EYEAM4ANARCHYposted 7 years ago

    Beat it.

    1. Jewels profile image80
      Jewelsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      With a stick.

  8. cindyvine profile image87
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    chop it off, it's a waste of space

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      badcompany99posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Ouch, that's gotta hurt !

    2. Capable Woman profile image82
      Capable Womanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Q: What do you call that extra, useless skin attached to a penis?

      A: A man.

      lol. I am VERY much kidding, fellas. I loves ya all. wink

  9. dishyum profile image59
    dishyumposted 7 years ago

    How about a fertilizer for it's growth? wink

  10. LondonGirl profile image91
    LondonGirlposted 7 years ago

    A hard man is good to find....

    Try putting your tent up following the instructions, that will be a proper erection.

  11. blondepoet profile image79
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    Blondepoet sex therapist to the rescue, this one happens to be right down my alley. What you do is stretch it out as far as you can, then spray a bottle of starch, covering as much of the surface as possible, much akin to spray-painting a bit of furniture. After spraying blowdry on a low heat til the starch is fully set.
    Give it a quick tap with a hammer or sharp tool to ensure the starch is of a concrete consistency. Reapply every 3 hours, to maintain a solid surface. Best to clamp it during the process too. Don't over-clamp though or it may drop off. Good luck whatever way you opt to go. I wish I had seen this earlier, to offer my help smile

  12. weblog profile image61
    weblogposted 7 years ago

    Lot of great advices lol

    He will become an alpha male tongue

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    badcompany99posted 7 years ago

    The guys only new, let's not be too HARD on him, prob hasn't written a hub because he's not UP for it. Still with his problem I guess I can't see one CUMMIN ; )

  14. ngureco profile image85
    ngurecoposted 7 years ago

    Are you male or female? Whichever…. Smear it with lots of pepper… it’s going to wake up and will never let you down again. Good luck.

  15. waynet profile image47
    waynetposted 7 years ago

    Get the builders in and erect it properly...cowboy builders if you like!!

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      badcompany99posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Or the Indian from the Village People smile

  16. imadork profile image81
    imadorkposted 7 years ago

    I nice stiff breeze usually does it for me.

  17. ngureco profile image85
    ngurecoposted 7 years ago

    But on a serious note, dried lizards are good aphrodisiacs.

  18. dianacharles profile image75
    dianacharlesposted 7 years ago

    I haven't laughed so hard for a long time reading all these comments. Sorry, no advice from me.

  19. HealthCare Basics profile image82
    HealthCare Basicsposted 7 years ago

    All good advise above, but I couldn't help myself on this one. As long as you still get "morning wood" there shouldn't be real underlying issues. So like a car with slow performance, look for a quick start. Ah, you might need more blood flow to your appendage. You could try herbals, but they sometimes need days to weeks to lubricate the machine, so to speak. Ginko, saw palmetto, siberian ginseng are a few.

    Yohimbe bark works the best if you want to put the "foot to the pedal". Just be careful because it blocks dopamine and seratonin levels. Most of the herbal treatments are not good if you have hypertension. You don't want to blow a head for sake of firmness.

  20. WeddingConsultant profile image81
    WeddingConsultantposted 7 years ago

    This is good, this is good. I'm glad the hub community is becoming smarter and smarter about these decoy posts where a followup "hubber" will post an "answer". Keep it up everyone!

    p.s.: haha that last pun was totally not intended. See what you've done! You're rubbing off on me.
    p.p.s. My pun in the p.s. *was* intended.

  21. ngureco profile image85
    ngurecoposted 7 years ago

    You see, every camouflaged hubber needs a decoy hubber that the enemy will mistake for his target. By the way, in case you did not know, you my be the decoy hubber for …..

  22. Pearldiver profile image87
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    Couldn't help but recognise your impotent name.  Perhaps if you start calling yourself John instead of .... Thomas.. You wouldn't Come across as such a Soft Diddle!

    Failing that: You could probably cure your 'Little' problem by thinking with the right head mate!

    If all that fails: Well..Hahahaha Take up Knitting, coz you're not much good for anything else John. smile

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