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The Little Blue Pill

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    L. Andrew Marrposted 7 years ago

    It gets to a certain point in life
    When only that little blue pill can make you happy.

    Read into this what you will.


    Luke.

    1. Himitsu Shugisha profile image77
      Himitsu Shugishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'd like to think that what that little pill could lead to makes you happy, but hey, whatever. Cheers to happiness!!

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      ryankettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      So your saying that the only thing in life which brings happiness is sex? And that at one stage in your life, Viagra is therefore your only hope of happiness?

      Sorry but I disagree completely, most people are not this shallow. What about the offspring that you produce long before Viagra is needed? People take most pleasure in helping and loving their children, something which I am sure you find difficult to appreciate at 18 years of age and living at home....

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        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Can't you see the irony ?

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          ryankettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          No guess it has gone over my head.... I already take a lot more from life for sex to be important to me in the slightest.... viagra is for people that believe it is the be all and end all. Sex is overated....

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            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Yes, until you are about 60,and your friend doesn't work anymore !
            lol lol

          2. Bovine Currency profile image60
            Bovine Currencyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Sex is a natural thing, doesn't have to be everything though.

    3. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yeah ! that's your future
      lol big_smile

  2. edguider profile image80
    edguiderposted 7 years ago

    Not sure if I understand this post but I get the hint...

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    I prefer the little pink pills and yes they make me happy lol

  4. Ron Montgomery profile image59
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    "Sex is overated...."

    Until you've actually experienced it.

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      ryankettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      What do you want, a video? I would bet my bottom dollar on having had more sex than you.

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image59
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        OK,you're on. We need to define the wager.  Is it simply the greater number of encounters?  Do you have to reach orgasm for it to count? Can the statistics include inter-species events?

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          ryankettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Yes the greatest number of encounters, to make it fair for you I will allow you to count rendezvous with all species of animal, and even your friend the right handed sock puppet.....

          http://sandycooke.com/images/Sock_Puppet_2_small.jpg

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    Bovine Currencyposted 7 years ago

    I can't believe you two are wagering on this big_smile  Can I count in? I definetly win tongue

    I lost count at about 150 for different partners, can't count frequency with different partners, that would be silly and not possible, if you want to get into variety well... maybe TOS might get involved tongue

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image59
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      We need to set the ground rules.  I think "self-gratification" should be excluded.

      1. Bovine Currency profile image60
        Bovine Currencyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        HAHA self-gratification?  I can't count that high!!

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image59
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Maybe Bill Clinton can weigh in?

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      ryankettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Well you beat me, but surely we should lose points for STDs?

      1. Bovine Currency profile image60
        Bovine Currencyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Never had one.

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          ryankettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          A test? wink

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            Bovine Currencyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Probably had more tests than you have had sex partners smile

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              ryankettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              You probably have, I never claimed a great number of sexual partners! You probably have more fingers on one hand than I have had sexual partners! Its just that they follow me around for years aftwerwards.

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                XTASISposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                time to be on the move, kid !! lol

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                A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                You shouldn't steal from them!

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              A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Thats funny

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    sooner than laterposted 7 years ago

    and I was thinking he was talking about the Matrix. neal.

  7. K Partin profile image60
    K Partinposted 7 years ago

    No little blue pill for me yet! Doing good and going strong!! "Knock on a Woody" oops I mean WOOD!

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    Bovine Currencyposted 7 years ago

    Hard work being a player hey ryankett big_smile  Don't worry champ, I didn't get laid till I was 18.  Not 27 yet, so there's hope yet big_smile big_smile

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      ryankettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Dude I lost my 'V' plates at 16..... and I am 24..... but I believe in fidelity.... and have been in two long term relationships; one for 2.5 years and one for 3 years..... Although granted that leaves about 2 and a half years of severe drought! Not really sure what happened there. Hey, at least Im not a religious freak hey? I would have to marry one of the damn things to get my end away.......

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        Bovine Currencyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Good for you ryan.  I thought you might have been a bitter younger, just by your profile photo.  You probably have the right idea.  You are probably really normal.  I have lived a life of wierd wonders.  We are all different, makes the world an interesting place smile

 
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