Cool story, bro.
The last thing a fatish person needs in their life is to have chickens wandering around on their landing gear or between their ears and laying eggs! Why would you think it's appropriate to spam us with this sort of rubbish? Everyone here knows that cellulite is best removed through a combination of Physic Surgery and Vibrating Cushions! Get a Real Job and lay your eggs elsewhere Rooster! What Do you think we are: Simple or something, Simon?
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