does it come in beige?
um excuse me ... but why the hell would you want to have a 9 inch penis anyway unless you plan on being a porn star or something weird like that
exactly!As if I'm going to cut two inches off !
They tell me that if you tie a string around the base and suspend a one pound weight on it you will soon have a penis just like African peoples are proud of.
by Inspirepub8 years ago
I just had to share this because although it shouldn't, this actually amused me.One of our newer Hubbers:http://hubpages.com/profile/penisWhat I found most amusing is that penis has no recorded activity and hence no...
by tonysatrio6 years ago
Oi-oi-oi-oi-oi this is hysterical
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