The World's Worst Santa Claus Pictures and Photos

Just for fun I thought I would compile a gallery of the worst Santa Claus images I could find on the Internet. I was spurred on to do this after remembering a time as a child that I went into one of those Santa's Grotto's in the local supermarket, only to find the Santa employed had been given a black beard. To say it was very disappointing for a child was an understatement. I mean, it wasn't even a good fluffy beard, and more like a bad disguise beard.

Below are some of my favourite 'Worst Santa' images. I hope you find them funny and they make you laugh too :)

Mugged Santa!
Mugged Santa!
Japanese Santa Possibly!!
Japanese Santa Possibly!!

As you have probably noticed these are not Father Christmas in his normal guise. Prepare to be more shocked still when you see the pictures of evil Santas below.

Bad Santas

"Well blow me says Santa!!!"
"Well blow me says Santa!!!"
Satan Claus
Satan Claus

The following Santas don't quite work for me I am afraid.

Just Plain Wrong Santa

Somehow this just doesn't work.
Somehow this just doesn't work.

Clearly the first two Santas below are not impressing the children at all. The last Santa simply needs a visit to a better class of charity shop to get himself properly kitted out.

Scary Santa
Scary Santa
Scary Santa 2
Scary Santa 2
OXFAM Santa
OXFAM Santa

I'll leave you with your own thoughts on the next three Santas. I feel especially sorry for number 3, he looks so sad!

Strange Santa

Labradoodle Santa
Labradoodle Santa
Embarrassed Santa
Embarrassed Santa

As per a request from Shades (designed by Shades also).

I have saved the best until last for all you girlies out there. This is what I want coming down my chimney on Christmas Eve :)

Now this is what Santa should look like.

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Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country

If he comes doen the flue with all of that dry straw-- you better make sure all of the embers are drowned.


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tourmaline2777 8 years ago from Chicago

Funny Hub! Great pics! I was one of those kids that was afraid of Santa. The thought of possibly seeing him in my house on Christmas eve scared me so much.


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G-Ma Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

yesssss!!!! now that's more like it...that would start a fire...Very funny hub and loved all the different Santas you found...Poor kids they were really afraid..:O( Have to go back and look again..Thanks...G-Ma :o) Hugs


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Misha 8 years ago from DC Area

You are one funny girl Cindy you! ROFLMAO!


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Mighty Mom 8 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

Oooooh. Santa BABY! I wouldn't blow Chris Kringle but I'd be willing to blow that straw out of the way..... *pfffff*

I love Billy Bob Thornton, but I HATED the movie Bad Santa.

Love the Labradoodle Santa. Snap! His companions are pretty poor excuses for elves, too, dontcha think?


gwyn estember 8 years ago

oh bad santa! these are for adults only santa.lol


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks everyone, glad you enjoyed the piccies, (especially the last one girls).

Hey, do you think instead of LOL, we should use 'Ho Ho Ho' in this hub to illustrate laughing?? :)


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands

The last one indeed LOL Let's wake him up!


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Mmmmmm. could be fun, how shall we go about it???


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands

O dear I suddenly have some ideas for Christmas *evil smile*


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hey Lazur, did you like 'Santa Ananta'? Those brows and eyes just so reminded me of his old avatar :)


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California

Ok, I never drink in alleys, so, despite how closely that actually resembles me, that's not me. I think my name should be moved to the "Well Blow Me" picture instead. Thanks.

lol

Funny stuff. I love the evil looking ones.


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Cheers Shades, you just so wish it was you in the 'blow me' photo don't you??? :) I reckon the one in the alley could be you, but you just don't remember how exactly you got there!! :)


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California

How about you get a photo of that chick and me in the alley and we both win? I won't even care how I got there at that point.


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

I'll see what I can find for you :)


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California

Yay!


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Working on it right now :)


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gwendymom 8 years ago from Oklahoma

Shades, of course you would like that one.

These are pretty good Misty, I hope I have been a good girl and that last santa will come and visit me. Alright I'll face the truth, I haven't been a good girl and he won't visit me, but the bad girl stuff was way better!


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Yep. a lot more fun I guess Gwendy.

If you run through the pics above again quickly you will see I have added two more to the 'Bad Santa' Section, and the ideal one Shades wanted last but one on the whole hub :)


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ajcor 8 years ago from NSW. Australia

Ho Ho Ho with love from an Embarrassed Santa - and let's face who wouldn't be having to wear that get-up! Glad you made the change for Shades - sartorial he is not in this picture but at least he has a *hawt* chick for company. good one misty!


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Ajcor, thanks for popping in. Shades new picture was the best I could do with my basic software, so I hope he approves :)


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA

I'll never look at Santa the same way again. But I'll take the sexy elf in the last picture....

:)


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Dottie1 8 years ago from MA, USA

Well Misty you naughty girl.  You know which Santa I would pick now don't you?  Of course the one with a cigarette.  How dare you tempt me UNTIL I was rescued by the last santa who you will send down my chimney.  Thank you Misty.  I knew you were my friend. LOL


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sixtyorso 8 years ago from South Africa

Ho Ho Ho Where's my chick?

BTW I was santa once many years ago at a business Xmas tree for the kids. I weighed abot 115 Kgs and was to put it mildly large!.

We had it in this sort of permanent big top erected as a kids theatre in our Joubert Park, Johannesburg (a pale imitation of Central Park). I had to arrive, climb up to the trapeze platform, dress in the Santa outfit, and make my way down the ladder with a sack of presents. This represented a physical challenge both going up, and coming down. Climbing back down with a sack full of presents, one-handed, calling Ho Ho Ho, was another story. None of the pretty mommies found this large sweaty, (from fear and exertion) Santa too appealing.


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

New pic above designed by Shades, of Shades, with 'Hawt Chick' and more importantly beers :)


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Princessa 8 years ago from France

That last picture is just, it is just... sorry, need to go, my hormones are starting to overload....


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Princessa, yes it is, isn't it !!!!


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California

That looks much better, Misty. LOL.


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Yes, she suits you :)


Ananta65 8 years ago

And there I was, thinking I could remain under cover. Darn! Now you come sit on my lap, young lady and tell me why you had to reveal me! Hohoho


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, your cover is blown Ananta :)


Ananta65 8 years ago

So, if your work consists of blowing covers, does that mean you have a blowjob?


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, good point, I never thought of quite like that :)


Ananta65 8 years ago

Yeah right, I'd almost believe that you never think like that *grin*


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Me?????? I'm just too innocent to even contemplate such an idea :)


Ananta65 8 years ago

Yep, and I'm going to be the next pope


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Really, I shall look forward to seeing the coloured smoke arising from the Vatican Chimney when you take your new throne :)


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands

Damn.. I need to become a naughty nun now

* folds hands and start a naughty prayer*


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Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

That's where my stolen photo has ended up. No, not the first one, you stupid. The last one, of course.


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Benson, wow you do have a great body in that case :)

Lazur, I would love to know the words to that naughty prayer :) Actually my guess is Ananta will be thrilled to have a 'naughty nun' all of his own!!!!!


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Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

Cindy,

I apologize for being ambiguous. It was my stolen photo because I stole it.


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands

I just hope his pope dress is wide enough :P

* looks up really innocent*


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Benson, awww, now my dreams are shattered :)

Lazur, shocking, but an interesting vision in my vivid imagination :)


Ananta65 8 years ago

You just want to see me in a dress, don't you, Misty? And there I was thinking I had a dirty mind. Compared to you I'm a saint! *lol*


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Everyone is a Saint compared to me Ananta LOL :)


Ananta65 8 years ago

And there I was thinking I was special *lol*


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Aww, sorry about that Ananta, but Lazur is the one who really thinks you are special, especially in a Pope outfit !!!!!


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands

Special, either with or without an outfit :D I would like to see the outfit on him of the last picture in your hub :D And accidently I've got such an outfit for him:P


Ananta65 8 years ago

Do not - I repeat - do NOT destroy that illusion ;)


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

That last outfit is going to be very inexpensive at least :)


Ananta65 8 years ago

Amen


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trish1048 8 years ago

Mmmmmmmm, the last one gets my vote! And what a perfect Christoph!!! wherever did you find that pic?

Another fun hub, thanks!


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Trish, I found the picture by a simple Internet search for 'Santa's in cowboy hats'. :)


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trish1048 8 years ago

What amazes me is you found one in an almost identical pose, with the tipping of the hat. Absolutely perfect! :)


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, yes I liked it for that reason too. I guess I should have 'flipped it' so it was even more identical. I so hope Christoph liked it too :)


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trish1048 8 years ago

Oh, I'm sure he will! And he will be his usual humble self I'm sure lol. He's such a sweetie :)


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Trish, if you are free right now do you fancy joining in the rather heated debate that is stirring up on my "Christ's Life Story, or is it? you decide" hub. Viralprospector is turning pretty nasty and unreasonable, but Shades, Lady Guinevere, Misha etc and I are battling our way through his nastiness. The more support the better would help if you are up for it. Thanks :)


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kocharvimal 8 years ago from India

lol this is extreme fun!!


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Kocharvimal, glad you enjoyed it :)


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

Hi, Misty. Love the pic, particularly the hat. As for the rest, all I can say is that's a darn good make-up job. It was odd to see it in light of the fact that you have my ACTUAL pic at the end of the article.

You always have the best pics! Where do you get them or how do you search for them? Just wondering.

Thanks for thinking of me. It's very nice that you think enough of me to include me in your article. Thank you!


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Christoph, so glad you approved. It can't be you at the end of the article, the cowboy hat is missing!!

I search for pics various ways and adjust the phrasing of the search until I get what I want. I usually put in the search term, followed by the word 'images' and see what turns up. Most of them I find through Google, but if Google pics are not what I want I use Yahoo instead. In the case of the Santas I searched under 'Worst Santa images', 'Bad Santa images'. 'Evil Santa images', 'Worst Father Christmas images', 'Worst Santa Claus images' etc etc.


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

Well, heck, that's what I do (except I haven't tried Yahoo), or a site like flickr. Guess I'll have to try harder.

P.S. The cowboy hat was at the cleaners.


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, I won't ask what you spilt on it that it needed cleaning then :)


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BDazzler 8 years ago from Gulf Coast, USA

Yikes!


k0^jkiuyoph 5 years ago

espèce dhandi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Seddy 4 years ago

FUNNY!!!


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Oh this was hilarious! What great pictures! I do believe I'm going to enjoy following you.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks billybuc, really delighted you enjoyed this :)


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James Peters 4 years ago from Hammond, Indiana

This was hilarious...very funny. These photos were hysterical. What a way to start off my Black Friday - most excellent!

It's hard to pick a favorite...really.

Thumbs Up & More

Write On!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks James, glad you got a good laugh out of them. :)

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