Christmas Quotes & Tweets
This is just a collection of some entertaining Christmas messages and quotes that I've either sent, received or just read off Twitter and Facebook so far this Christmas. I'll keep updating this as they come up. If you have any great Christmas card messages or texts you've received, please feel free to leave a comment! :)
Merry Christmas Everyone!!
Funny Christmas Tweets
@marcofratelli: If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS!
@cdels: If a fat man snatches you up & throws you in a bag dont be afraid, its just santa collecting all his ho's for christmas
@marcofratelli: @TraceyMmm did you put your Gin & Tonic out for Santa Claus & Mrs Santa's Sister?
@TraceyMmm: Wait.... *I* have to eat whatever's left out for Santa, don't I??? SH!T!
@Nicroy52: The holidays are here, so before I get drunk, naked, thrown in jail or lose my damn phone Merry Christmas
@marcofratelli: Don't forget the real meaning of Christmas - presents! LOL #fail
@Lab_Mouse: hahah! @marcofratelli I got one for ya! Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where all the bad girls live.
@ItsRaea: Which one am I? RT @HurricaneHelms: Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone I love and like and even the ones I don't! :-) :-)
Warm Christmas Quotes & Tweets
@iamcheerbear: cutest thing ever. RT @marcofratelli: Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me?
gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent,
tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all,
charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. MERRY
CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! :) [from facebook]
Whatever you do, don't let Santa Claus replace Christ, robbing Christmas of its spiritual reality.
@Noodlez: Merry Christmas to you all! Hope you have a great day with family and friends.
@WayneMansfield: Christmas Greetings from Perth Western Australia and thanks for being a twitter mate in 2009
@barefoot_exec: Merry Christmas Tweeps!! I am so thrilled to be 'in your space'!
Weird Christmas Messages
@J2luisaSP: A very f***in' Supernatural Christmas for all of you ...
@sweet_dream: CHRISTMAS CRAMPS. Oh Santa, it's just what I wanted. /pukes
@DKVA: Merry christmas to you all. My family is buddhist btw, and we celebrate christmas. Be mad!
@hellaMINNIE: HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahah ahah!!!!!!!! RT @OMGFacts: It's Christmas morning in China! Merry Christmas #omgfacts [right...]
@brandon9LC: @kaytechoi merry Christmas you f**kwit :)
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