"Dear Santa" Christmas Quotes And Status Updates
A collection of cute, cheeky and funny "Dear Santa" quotes, status updates and meme's.
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Dear Santa Quotes And Statuses:
- Dear Santa, I want IT ALL.
- Dear Santa, I can EXPLAIN....
- Dear Santa, Define 'Good'.
- Dear Santa, Is it too late to be good?
- Dear Santa, Please bring me a fat wallet and a skinny body... And don't mix those two up like you did last year!
- Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is enough wine to get me through Christmas.
- Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Most of the time. Ok, occasionally... Damn it, I'll buy my own gifts.
- Dear Santa, I refuse to sit on one more old fat man's lap to get what I want for Christmas!
- Dear Santa, You can skip my house this year. He's everything I ever wanted.
- Dear Santa, when I was a kid you gave me a yo yo, and now you're dishing out iPad's to three year olds!
- Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is your list of names of the naughty girls.
- Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is the numbers for all the naughty boys on your list.
- Dear Santa, I hope he fits in the bag!
- Dear Santa, You can't provide what I need.
- Dear Santa, I have wants and needs. I have been a good girl all year. Please and thank you...
- Dear Santa, Stop calling me names *Ho ho ho!*
- Dear Santa, I've been naughty. I'm a really BAD girl... Leave me nothing!
- Dear Santa, Life is too short to be good all year through!
- Dear Santa, It's the silly season, that's my excuse...
- Dear Santa, So what, I'm still a rock star! I've got my rock moves, and I don't need you!
- Dear Santa, I decided to be naughty to save you the trip.
- Dear Santa, I hope you and your elves been very busy, because I've been very good.
- Dear Santa, Keep calm Christmas is almost here.
- Dear Santa, keep calm and you you're loved by billions.
- Dear Santa, Thank you in advance for all of the gifts I'm about to receive.
- Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty... And it was so WORTH IT!
- Dear Santa, Don't forget the $1,000,000 this year. Because I'm worth it.
- Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a Ferrari (And a hot rich man who loves me to go with it).
- Dear Santa, Please send your credit card details. Since you take credit for the gifts you should start paying for them.
- Dear Santa, I've been good but I don't want anything for myself, can you just use your magic dust and make Miley disappear.
- Dear Santa, I don't want gifts, I just want a ride in your sleigh tonight.
- Dear Santa, you are sending me broke!
- Dear Santa, Please don't bring me chocolates as they are very fattening. Just leave cash.
- Dear Santa, I've been REALLY good. Spoil me!
- Dear Santa, what is your secret to staying old?
- Dear Santa, socks are not on my Christmas list.
- Dear Santa, I believe in you again. Honest... Bring me presents!
- Dear Santa, Where's my bike?!
- Dear Santa, I really tried to be good this year, but there were so many other options.
- Dear Santa, if I leave you milk and cookies this year will you leave me better presents?
- I'm writing a letter to dear Santa, be Claus it's worth it!
- Dear Santa, if I leave more beer and carrots will you come and visit more often?
- Dear Santa, you look totally different to the man I had my photo with last year. Did you get a makeover?
- Dear Santa, I noticed you have Target brand in the North Pole, and even the same wrapping paper as my parents! Wow!
- Dear Santa, you go dashing through snow sitting in your velvet lined sleigh, and here I am dashing around every shopping center and wrapping gifts until midnight after working my behind off all year to pay for it. Seem fair?
- Dear Santa, why did you use my mother's wrapping paper?
- Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is enough hours in the day to visit every one.
- Dear Santa, Thank you for coming only once a year. It gives me time to save up.
- Dear Santa, let me know when you're ready to trade in for a younger model, because I'm really partial to well travelled and cuddly men!
- Dear Santa, when I whisper what I want for Christmas in your ear, don't be alarmed, most big kids could do with a credit card with unlimited credit these days.
- Dear Santa, this year could be lonely for me, please just bring me a wealthy eligible bachelor!
- Dear Santa, Last year I was bad, I know, but this year I'm no "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
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