Easter Bunny Quotes, Jokes And Status Updates

Happy Easter!

A collection of cute and funny Easter quotes, Easter bunny quotes, Easter jokes, Easter Tweets and Easter status updates for your timeline.

Easter Quotes, Tweets And Status Updates:

  • Easter is the only time of the year where it's safe to put all your eggs in one basket!
  • You are my sweet bunny and I really do love you! Happy Easter.
  • How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if he hops right to it!
  • To wish you all the joy and peace of this happy Easter!
  • Wishing you a colorful, bright and cheery Easter.
  • How do rabbits travel? by HAREplanes!
  • Throw your eggs into the bushes, if you have to go hunting and gathering for them, they are Paleo!
  • Did you hear about the rich bunny? He was a million-hare.
  • Why did the Easter egg hide? Coz he was a little chicken!
  • Just found out Easter bunnies don't lay eggs... Waaaaahh!
  • I do all the work. The Easter bunny gets all the glory!
  • Feeling like a deranged Easter bunny!
  • WARNING: Some of the candies left by the easter bunny are NOT brown Tic Tac's. I learned that last year.
  • Chocolate day ~ That's how I describe Easter.
  • It's Easter. Let's get wild and eat chocolate like there's no tomorrow!
  • My parents accused me of being a liar. I just looked at them and said "Tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter Bunny!" and walked away like a boss!
  • What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke? He cracked up!
  • It's Easter and I'm cracking up (My eggs!).
  • Need chocolate... Is it easter yet?
  • I became the Easter bunny because I like hopping around with a pretty girly basket! Who are you to judge me!
  • Keep Calm and have a Happy Easter!
  • Eat chocolate. Keep Calm. It's Easter. You can diet tomorrow!
  • Easter is my favourite time of the year because I can eat as much chocolate as I like!
  • How do you celebrate Easter? I feast on chocolate!
  • What a happy Easter, being woken by my own play bunny!
  • You're eggs-tra special! Happy Easter.
  • I'm so egg-cited for Easter!
  • Have an egg-stra special Easter!
  • Hop, hop, hop, hoppy Easter!
  • Happy Easter my little honey bunnies.
  • Hop away Easter bunny, you're making me fat!
  • All I really need is love. And an enormous basket of chocolate eggs!
  • May your Easter be as colourful as the eggs you find in your basket.
  • Stop hiding chocolate. It's like an Easter egg hunt in here!
  • Easter comes but once a year. Thank goodness, or I would seriously be obese!
  • Will you be my Easter bunny honey?
  • Hopping down the bunny trail. Be back soon with a big basket of goodies!
  • Gotta Go! Here comes Peter Cotton Tail...

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Easter Bunny Jokes:

  • How do you catch the unique Easter bunny? Unique up on it!
  • What kind of music do bunnies like? Hip Hop
  • What do bunnies do when they get married? Go on a bunnymoon!
  • Which airline does the Easter bunny use? British Hare-ways!
  • Why does the Easter bunny hide the eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been up to no good with a chicken!
  • Why can't Easter bunnies be comedians? They'd crack each other up!
  • What did the Easter bunny give his girlfriend? A 10 carrot ring!
  • What do you get when you cross and insect and a rabbit? Bugs Bunny.
  • What's the Easter bunnies favourite game? Hopscotch!
  • How does the Easter bunny keep cool? He has hare-conditioning!
  • Why did the Easter bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
  • Why did the Easter bunny cross the road? Because his friends egged him on!
  • What kind of books does the Easter bunny read? Ones with hoppy endings!
  • How does an Easter bunny keep his hair looking good? With a hare dryer!

So, how do you like your eggs?
So, how do you like your eggs?
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How To Make A Cute Boiled Egg Chicken For Easter:

With just a little emagination, you can serve up this cute easter chicken for breakfast this easter, or for cute breakfast surprise the whole year through!

Just boil and egg and cut a small slit in the top. Slice a carrot thinly and then cut small triangles out of one piece at the top. This creates the chickens crest. Then, using another slice of carrot cut a larger triangle for the chicken's beak. Now just slide them in to the slit you cut at the top! Serve up in an egg cup with a few drops of brown sauce for it's eyes! And there you have it, a cute easter boiled egg!

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stricktlydating 6 months ago from Australia Author

Love it! Happy Easter!


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Shyron E Shenko 6 months ago

Hello,

Do you know what a bunch of bunnies hopping backwards in a row

is called?

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Wait for it.

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A Receding Hare Line.


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stricktlydating 2 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks Nell :)


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Nell Rose 2 years ago from England

lol! I love these! especially the bunny traveling on the hare plane! I am going to remember that one! funny stuff!


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stricktlydating 2 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks DDE, Happy Easter :)


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DDE 2 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Great write here and so interestingly thought of. Your ideas are always so useful and keeps me pondering. Voted up, interesting and useful.


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stricktlydating 2 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks Frank and best wishes for a happy Easter :)


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Frank Atanacio 2 years ago from Shelton

awesome strictly ... brown tic-tacs.. yeah I fell for that too LOL great Easter share..:)


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stricktlydating 2 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks Shyron, glad you have the Easter spirit!


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Shyron E Shenko 2 years ago

How do you catch a tame unique Easter bunny? The tame way!


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stricktlydating 2 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks MsDora, happy Easter :)


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MsDora 2 years ago from The Caribbean

So many good ones, it's hard to choose favorite, but I think I'll remember, "What kind of music do bunnies like? Hip Hop." Thanks for the entertainment.


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stricktlydating 2 years ago from Australia Author

Hi Darlin' happy Easter to you too you waskily wabbit :)


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diogenes 2 years ago from UK and Mexico

Hi Darlin' I thought the rabbit would say, "It's really a scut job!"

Happy Easter

Bob x


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stricktlydating 2 years ago from Australia Author

Good one Shyron! Happy Easter!


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Shyron E Shenko 2 years ago

Q. What do you call a bunch of bunnys hopping backwards in a row.

A. A receeding hare line

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