Easter Bunny Quotes, Jokes And Status Updates
A collection of cute and funny Easter quotes, Easter bunny quotes, Easter jokes, Easter Tweets and Easter status updates for your timeline.
Easter Quotes, Tweets And Status Updates:
- Easter is the only time of the year where it's safe to put all your eggs in one basket!
- You are my sweet bunny and I really do love you! Happy Easter.
- How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if he hops right to it!
- To wish you all the joy and peace of this happy Easter!
- Wishing you a colorful, bright and cheery Easter.
- How do rabbits travel? by HAREplanes!
- Throw your eggs into the bushes, if you have to go hunting and gathering for them, they are Paleo!
- Did you hear about the rich bunny? He was a million-hare.
- Why did the Easter egg hide? Coz he was a little chicken!
- Just found out Easter bunnies don't lay eggs... Waaaaahh!
- I do all the work. The Easter bunny gets all the glory!
- Feeling like a deranged Easter bunny!
- WARNING: Some of the candies left by the easter bunny are NOT brown Tic Tac's. I learned that last year.
- Chocolate day ~ That's how I describe Easter.
- It's Easter. Let's get wild and eat chocolate like there's no tomorrow!
- My parents accused me of being a liar. I just looked at them and said "Tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter Bunny!" and walked away like a boss!
- What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke? He cracked up!
- It's Easter and I'm cracking up (My eggs!).
- Need chocolate... Is it easter yet?
- I became the Easter bunny because I like hopping around with a pretty girly basket! Who are you to judge me!
- Keep Calm and have a Happy Easter!
- Eat chocolate. Keep Calm. It's Easter. You can diet tomorrow!
- Easter is my favourite time of the year because I can eat as much chocolate as I like!
- How do you celebrate Easter? I feast on chocolate!
- What a happy Easter, being woken by my own play bunny!
- You're eggs-tra special! Happy Easter.
- I'm so egg-cited for Easter!
- Have an egg-stra special Easter!
- Hop, hop, hop, hoppy Easter!
- Happy Easter my little honey bunnies.
- Hop away Easter bunny, you're making me fat!
- All I really need is love. And an enormous basket of chocolate eggs!
- May your Easter be as colourful as the eggs you find in your basket.
- Stop hiding chocolate. It's like an Easter egg hunt in here!
- Easter comes but once a year. Thank goodness, or I would seriously be obese!
- Will you be my Easter bunny honey?
- Hopping down the bunny trail. Be back soon with a big basket of goodies!
- Gotta Go! Here comes Peter Cotton Tail...
Easter Bunny Jokes:
- How do you catch the unique Easter bunny? Unique up on it!
- What kind of music do bunnies like? Hip Hop
- What do bunnies do when they get married? Go on a bunnymoon!
- Which airline does the Easter bunny use? British Hare-ways!
- Why does the Easter bunny hide the eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been up to no good with a chicken!
- Why can't Easter bunnies be comedians? They'd crack each other up!
- What did the Easter bunny give his girlfriend? A 10 carrot ring!
- What do you get when you cross and insect and a rabbit? Bugs Bunny.
- What's the Easter bunnies favourite game? Hopscotch!
- How does the Easter bunny keep cool? He has hare-conditioning!
- Why did the Easter bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
- Why did the Easter bunny cross the road? Because his friends egged him on!
- What kind of books does the Easter bunny read? Ones with hoppy endings!
- How does an Easter bunny keep his hair looking good? With a hare dryer!
How To Make A Cute Boiled Egg Chicken For Easter:
With just a little emagination, you can serve up this cute easter chicken for breakfast this easter, or for cute breakfast surprise the whole year through!
Just boil and egg and cut a small slit in the top. Slice a carrot thinly and then cut small triangles out of one piece at the top. This creates the chickens crest. Then, using another slice of carrot cut a larger triangle for the chicken's beak. Now just slide them in to the slit you cut at the top! Serve up in an egg cup with a few drops of brown sauce for it's eyes! And there you have it, a cute easter boiled egg!
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