Fun & Sexy Valentine's Day Gifts

Funny Gifts

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Diamond Ring Mug HandleNipple Can CoverBoob-cyclesWeener RoasterKiss Boo Boo BandaidsBoob Shakers (salt Pepper)Safe Drinkin Can Cover Camo TissueGolf Club DrinkerControl Your WomenDiamond Ice CubesRear View BoobsWeener CleanerHeart TissueOrgasim Keychain Shot glass
Diamond Ring Mug Handle
Diamond Ring Mug Handle
Nipple Can Cover
Nipple Can Cover
Boob-cycles
Boob-cycles
Weener Roaster
Weener Roaster
Kiss Boo Boo Bandaids
Kiss Boo Boo Bandaids
Boob Shakers (salt Pepper)
Boob Shakers (salt Pepper)
Safe Drinkin Can Cover
Safe Drinkin Can Cover
Camo Tissue
Camo Tissue
Golf Club Drinker
Golf Club Drinker
Control Your Women
Control Your Women
Diamond Ice Cubes
Diamond Ice Cubes
Rear View Boobs
Rear View Boobs
Weener Cleaner
Weener Cleaner
Heart Tissue
Heart Tissue
Orgasim Keychain
Orgasim Keychain
Shot glass
Shot glass

Looking for a fun and sexy gift for your hunny

A word of warning this hub is written for adults. If you are under 18 you should not read this hub seriously I'm not comfortable with you reading this so go find a PG hub to read. I can guarantee you this hub will get into adult content it is not suitable for children to read. Having said that lets move on.

If you are a last minute shopper this Valentine's Day you are certainly not alone. I am not dragging my feet for lack of trying to find that perfect gift I simply can't find what I'm looking for. I thought what a great way to help other desperate Valentine's Day shoppers out then to write a hub about what I find. I hope if nothing else this hub will give you a few good laughs.

First thing I want to look for this year is something more sexy then just flowers or a card. I am sick & tired of the same old Valentine's Day year after year. I want to shake it up a bit this year. Men & women alike are up for some romance around this time of year. Your gift choices will dictate how great your night or even week will go so don't blow it guys & gals. Well that's entirely up to you. No pressure there right, I know I totally feel it too. 

If you are alone this Valentine's Day I am really sorry. You can read a good book, watch a good movie, take yourself out for a meal or call a friend who is also alone. Don't just sit around & feel bad about it celebrate your independence today make it special for yourself you may not be single next year make the most of it.

Funny Valentine's Day Gifts

Your approach may be the I can make you laugh out loud so I will get lucky. You know the type they will make you laugh out loud with a funny crazy gift so they can hope to get lucky tonight. Feel sorry for the goofy funny person who doesn't know how to buy a sexy romantic gift. This may be a good way to lead in to it but seriously how exciting do you expect things to really get.

The funny gift department varies from slightly laughable to down right crack you up laugh out loud gifts. Some funny gift are sexually explicit some are down right gross but funny none the less. This department often involves something so crazy the person receiving the gift gets good & embarrassed with the whole red shame look upon their face but they can not help but laugh none the less. You are so funny you keep them laughing & give them something to talk about year after year.

Your approach may be the sympathy one where you point out how sorry you are that you work all the time. How sorry you are you didn't have time to shop for that person but think about them all day long at work every day. This approach may be the sympathy sex category as some would call it. Usually the receiver of the gift feels sorry for the person who works all the time & is always tired. The receiver of the gift appreciates the effort although very small it is still rewarded with the same old routine sex. Come on you know who you are person who feels any gratification will do. Well go ahead & draw a heart on a piece of left over paper in your vehicle & write I heart you baby! Yes it will work because you are the poor tired over worked person.

Your approach may be the let me get you wasted & take advantage of you approach. You know who you are. You range from wine drinkers from an expensive bottle to the inexpensive boxed wine. Then you have your beer drinkers who only settle for a case of the good stuff as it may be called. Then you have your mixed drink crowd that includes your Margarita crowd fun loving spend the evening with friends & family having a great time. No matter what kind of drinker you are you most likely believe that no matter what happens tonight it will no doubt be better if your both wasted. Yes I have been some part of this crowd from time to time.

Take Me Out

Your approach may be the whole I'm taking you out tonight approach. Many people plan a romantic dinner at home for some there is nothing better. For far more people it is a nice thing to go out away from the kids, the pets, the house & the noise all that brings to have a dinner out with that special person. A new restaurant or even an old favorite one-mine is Mexican food great margaritas, glasses as big as your head seriously they are huge! For this person they look online & find the most meaningful meal they can find. Some give a small yet thoughtful gift at dinner. They enjoy the meal then go home to put the pets or the kids to bed & call it a night. Most settle for sneeky late night sex when everyone is a sleep. You know who you are.

 

Sexy Valentine's Day Gifts

I will just come right out & say it, this year I'm going for sexy. I don't know about you but I'm ready for a change this year. Out with the normal oh thank you for the chocolates peck on the cheek, I'm ready to have a smokin hot Valentine's Day. So some may be calling me a pig at this point but I think it's worth the risk.

I think you people who are calling me a pig are secretly naughty in your own mind. I don't care what age you are, what your gender is, how much money you have, sexy comes in all shapes & sizes people. You know your tired of the old same old same old getting the same results year after year right. Lets take it up a notch yeah. Look we all need love & get love some times but I am taking about demanding it this year.

Your approach may be the beg for it approach with a gift of a bottle of wine & a sweet card. Good luck with that one it could be seen as tired & readyfor a nap. Although some of you may know the normal routine & don't want to veerfrom it so you know you can play it safe & still get lucky. Alright touché continue on with the same old same old. If it ain't broke don't fit it right.

Your approach may be the I want to maybe get lucky tonight. A gift of a house robe with a nightie or silky undies that goes under it can be suggestive & score big points in the, "Oh you shopped for me, you're so thoughtful" category. Really this is a bit closer to the result I'm going for this year but it's not quite direct enough for me yet.

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Naughty Gifts

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Candy BraCandy UndiesSpecial gift ribonStrip Chocolate GameGame of wheel of in toxication
Candy Bra
Candy Bra
Candy Undies
Candy Undies
Special gift ribon
Special gift ribon
Strip Chocolate Game
Strip Chocolate Game
Game of wheel of in toxication
Game of wheel of in toxication

Your approach may be the direct I want you approach

Your approach may be the direct I want you approach with the suggestive sex gift. This gift can be message oils, lotions, potions or anything that one could put on another persons body to stimulate the senses. This gift could be a new special device that the other person has never seen or heard of before but one they can't wait to try out. There really is no mistaking this gift or the intentions behind it. I am going for this one this year. You heard it here first I'm doing the naughty gift this year. Yes it may that specialnew device I want them to try or it may just be all the normal gifts with body paint attached to the bottle of wine. Either way I am going for it all this year the knock your socks off remember that one Valentine's Day comments for years to come. I want it to be as hot as it can get & hotter then ever before. Good luck on what ever you decide & remember Have a Hot Valentine's Day!

Here is a home made recipe for edible body paints:

Chocolate Edible Body Paint

Small paint brushes or candy stix

2 Tablespoons Liquid Chocolate flavoring

1 Tablespoon Water

Whipped Cream spray can

In a small container that has a lid mix the water with 2 Tablespoons Chocolate mix well. Using the candy stix or the paint brushes have fun on any body part your significant other will allow it to be licked off of. Enjoy.

 

Strawberry Edible Body Paint

Small paint brushes or candy stix

2 Tablespoons Liquid Strawberry flavoring  

1 Tablespoons Water

Whipped Cream spray can

In a small container that has a lid mix the water with 4 Tablespoons Strawberry mix well. Using the candy stix or the paint brushes have fun on any body part your significant other will allow it to be licked off of. Enjoy.

 

 

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glassvisage 7 years ago from Northern California

I love the boob salt and pepper shakers!


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Envoy 7 years ago from USA Author

ha ha yeah or the Rear View Boobs

priceless! ;)

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