Fun new products on my Christmas shopping list
Warning: some people may find the following Hub offensive.
With the holidays approaching fast I have gathered a list of fun new products that I would love to buy for my friends here at Hubpages. These would make great gifts for anyone with a great sense of humor.
For Shirley Anderson.I have chosen the gift of adoption of an alien. Shirley can then adopt it, raise it as her own and not have to be worried about getting anal probed, unless of course that is what she is into.
This is on my shopping list for Shadesbreath
This is really the perfect gift for him as he can always be armed with a beer and not have to waste time going back to the refrigerator/ and or cooler.
This is a great gift for those friends of yours that like fast cars and even better fast women. An I love group sex bumper sticker. This one is on my list for Misha.
This is a great gift for all women. Who couldn't use a bunny? This is a weanie baby, and I know how much Spryte loves animals, especially bunnies. This item is on my shopping list for Spryte.
The next item is a wearable gift, a funny T-shirt. Christoph is a truly funny guy, but also the kind of guy that you can always count on for help and advice.
For B.T. Evilpants I have decided on the Hornitos pills, By looking at his rack you might think he is horny enough, but being extra horny is even better.
For MistHorizon2003, I have chosen Instapoop. I know that misty has had a lot of animals in her life, so I am sure she has seen a lot of poop. This is for when she gets reminiscent of her childhood.
For Constant Walker I have decided on a on some crime scene tape, based on his hub Looking for a roommate.
On my list of gift I have chosen this particular gift for Agvulpes. I know that he would enjoy this finger shaped nose hair trimmer.
The following item on my list is for Julie-Ann Amos.
I think julie might enjoy a design your own beaver game as Julie has published a hub about Pubic hairstyle.
For Princessa I have chosen a giant martini glass.This will come in handy for all her great parties.
For Sixtyorso, I have decided that an apron for this self proclaimed foodie is the perfect gift for this sexy man.
For SirDent, I have put men's underwear repair kit. You just never know when you might have a blowout, and with this little kit you will always be prepared.
For Sally's Trove I think the perfect gift for her is Liquid Ass, then the next time she decides to gossip she can spray this before and no one will want to be around to hear in on it.
When Ananta65 cannot get his daughter to clean her room he now just comdem it.
And last but definitely not least, Ryan Hupfer or Hup, I have decide to get him a new mouse, so that he can enjoy his work even more.
I hope everyone who reads this will check out the profiles of the people I have mentioned here, They are a fun and talented bunch.
To my HP friends, I hope you enjoy your virtual gifts.
I know that I have left some of my friends off this list and I am sorry. I will try to do another hub before Christmas so that you can be on my shopping list too.
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