Funny Birthday Card Verses and Sentiments

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Front: May all of your birthday dreams come true…

Back: …especially all of those tall, dark and handsome ones!

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Front: It’s your birthday. Relax!

Back: You know, pretend you’re at work!

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Front: Wanted to send you something really nice for your birthday…

Back: …but that stupid machine kept taking all of my quarters!

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Front: I was so worried your birthday present wouldn’t fit...

Back: ...but look how nicely it slides in and out of the envelope!

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Front: So you’re having another birthday.

Back: Don’t worry. Our copy machine is still older than you!

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Front: Thought a vacation to a tropical island would be a great way to celebrate your birthday.

Back: Do you mind watering my plants while I’m gone?

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Front: Be careful. Your birthday cake is filled with fat and sugar, loaded with calories, and could possible take years off of your life.

Back: If you don’t want it, can I have your piece?

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Front: It’s your birthday and I couldn’t be happier.

Back: Generous maybe, but not happier.

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Front: Another birthday and you still got it!

Back: Don’t worry. It should clear up with the proper medication.

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Front: I’m sorry I missed your birthday.

Back: I hope you went ahead and got another year old without me.

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Front: The bad news is I forgot to give you your birthday gift on time.

Back: The good news is I also forgot your age.

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Front: Don’t hate me because I forgot your birthday.

Back: Hate me because I’m beautiful.

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Front: Just to show you how sorry I am for forgetting your birthday…

Back: …next year I’ll forget mine.

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Front: Be careful. There’s a hundred dollar bill inside of this card.

Back: Now that’s what you call an inside joke!

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Front: I hope you have so much fun on your birthday this year…

Back: …that you’ll want to make it an annual event.

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Front: I wouldn’t say you’re old…

Back: You’ve just been young longer than the rest of us!

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Front: I was tempted to buy you one of those new age birthday cards

Back: But instead I just went with an old age card.

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Front: Opening this birthday card to learn a new aerobic exercise designed for someone your age

Back: Good. Now rest and try again in a few minutes.

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snehal welde 6 years ago

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agaglia 6 years ago

I thought these were fun and funny, too.


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