Funny Christmas Jokes and Pictures
Merry Christmas To Everyone
Since Christmas is right around the corner, I have decided to compile a small list of Christmas jokes and pictures to get you into the holiday spirit if your not already. Everyone deserves to laugh a little during the holiday season. I wish everyone here at hubpages and those who came via search engine a very Merry Christmas. I hope you enjoy.
Funny Christmas Jokes
What happens when you stop believing in Santa Clause?
You start getting clothes for Christmas
What do elfs learn in school?
The Elf-abet
If athletes get athletes foot, then what do astronauts get?
Missletoe
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem
What nationality is Santa Clause?
North Polish
How
does Al Gore's household keep Christmas politically correct?
On
Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree
What
do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus
Why
did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep
like a log.
What
do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
Did
you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and
Gambel?
Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks
Why
is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work
and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
What
do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
If you live in an igloo, what's the
worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
Why is the slippery ice like music?
If
you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
If anyone feels that any of these pictures are too inappropriate, please let me know and I will remove them. I found them very humorous but I completely understand if some don't.
