I usually try to avoid political hubs, but it is 4th of July weekend, so something about my country is kinda due, don't you think? I'm usually late with holiday hubs, and this one is no exception. I haven't seen much of my family this holiday weekend, but I spent one night singing in a red neck bar, doing the karaoke thing, and a few hours with my computer geek rigging my computer program for something that doesn't concern any of you. We got it done. I avoided people the rest of the weekend, for reasons I'd best not mention, but I also didn't write as I usually do, so as I said, this one is late, as usual.

I decided to pay a tribute to sexy guys who love our country. I don't expect all women to think these guys are sexy, and that's okay with me; I don't particularly like competition anyhow, that is, unless it's a bunch of guys competing for my attention. These are guys I think are sexy, and this is my hub.

First of all, I'm a moderate, but many around here would see me as a liberal. That's okay, I really don't care what you see me as, but the problem is, I couldn't come up with very many sexy liberals; most are family guys, and even on a hub, I have a conscious about helping good boys go bad, so I left them out of this. I did find one, and as much as I hate sexualizing someone who was once the president of the United States of America, he did a pretty good job of it himself. Other than that, there are two entertainers I find extremely sexy, who uphold their country in a big way.


At the top of my list is Toby Keith. He must be one of the sexiest rednecks alive, and I'd not only like to spend the 4th of July withToby Keith, I believe I'd go for the whole weekend. He didn't make it over here this holiday, so I'll have to settle for sharing some of his music with y'all. I wish I was computer literate enough to show you the video before you click the link, but unfortunately, I'm not. You'll have to click the link to hear Toby Keith sing "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue," but its well worth hearing. I requested that one of my guy friends sing it in the red neck bar Saturday night, and I was one of the few standing up screaming, when I wasn't even drinking because I had to drive myself home. Don't know what was wrong with those drunks. Why get drunk if you can't lose inhibitions? Anyhow, Here's the link, and I'll share some reasons why Toby is on the list later.


Toby Keith is a little chunky; not what I'd put on a sexy man poster, but I find that with me it isn't always just about how they look. He is so masculine it oozes from his presence. Girls, if you didn't see it, maybe you need to watch the video again. Guys, hope you can just appreciate that he is a true patriot.


Kidd Rock is an outlaw, and many might argue that he isn't patriotic, or sexy, because he is a drug using, booze guzzling redneck who talks crude and breaks all the rules. Well, first of all, as many nice guys complain about frequently, being bad never interfered with being sexy, and a lot of sexy guys have no morals. I might not want to marry one, but if he's sexy, he's sexy, and to me, Kidd Rock fills the bill. His lyrics ooz sexuality, almost as bad as does Charlie's poetry, and hubbers, you know who "dirty lil charlie" is, if you don't, email me, and I can link you to his site. Kidd Rock likes women, strippers, talking dirty, and drinkin 'n drugin, but he also loves his country.

I couldn't find a video with just the intro of Cowboy, so I will just put the lyrics I want you to hear down here in writing. On Kidd Rock's "Live Trucker" CD, the lyrics go like this:

"You can do anything you wanta do

But I'll be the man to sing those blues

Red, White and Blue right to the bone

If you don't like that, then take your punk ass home."

In another lyric, Kidd shorts out:

"you know its time to rock when old glory drops."

He may not be a good example to hold up to young kids, but neither was my next sexy guy who loves America, and all the kids certainly saw him, and knew of his exploits.


Bill Clinton loves his country, and he is as sexy to many women, as Hillary is unsexy to many men. I don't have to tell you why Bill Clinton is sexy, if you watch TV or read the news you should already know. He may be a male hoe, but he wouldn't get the chance if he wasn't sexy. Bill Clinton served our country for 8 straight years, and completed welfare reform, something most liberals AND conservatives feel today was a good move. I voted for Bill Clinton twice. The second time I was a seminary student in New Orleans, which may appear to be somewhat of a contradiction. In New Orleans, anything goes, so that shouldn't be so shocking, especially if you have read many of my hubs, as I also voted for George Bush both terms, and Barack Obama in 2008. Don't send me hate mail, as it makes me nervous, jumpy, and sad. Anyway, Bill Clinton made my list.


Many men serve and love our country whom I will never have the pleasure of knowing. I thank each and every one of you from the bottom of my heart, including my own deceased Dad, and Toby Keith's father. There is something about a man in uniform that is extremely sexy, but then there is something about men period, that is extremely sexy. I hope you all had a wonderful 4th of July, and celebrated the red, white and blue in style. Happy 4th!





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M Selvey, MSc 6 years ago from United Kingdom


What a fun hub! I was not that familiar with Toby Keith or Kidd Rock but, who isn't familiar with Bill Clinton? Some women are very familiar! LOL! Personally, I still really like him - despite his, erm, weaknesses.

I respect someone who votes their conscience rather than party lines. I am the black sheep in our family because I am a registered democrat but I would vote for a Republican if I agreed with his/her platform. So many politicians get in based on promises and then do not make good on their word, no matter which side of the political fence they are on. It is always a tricky one.

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valeriebelew 6 years ago from Metro Atlanta, GA, USA Author

True. That's why its easier to stick to sexy guys who love their country than to get into heavy political issues. LOL. Still, it is very difficult to make good on promises, when there is usually a whole opposing party trying to keep them from doing so. Thanks for commenting on this site. (:v

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TheManWithNoPants 6 years ago from Tucson, Az.

You know, I actually can say I met Bill Clinton. I can say it but that doesn't make completely true. I shook his hand. He was giving a speech at San Jose St. When I lived in San Jose, California. The story will be in one of my hubs, but I almost got hauled away by Billy's Secret Service. Mr. Clinton was a very effective president in several areas. The two things I have a problem with are the fact that he depleated our military capability severly, and those Oval Office headers were disgrasful. Not that I never ... never mind. People bring up that John F. Kennedy cheated in the White House, and I counter with the fact it's not proven, or if he did, he was doing some rightously good looking babes, plus there's no hint of cigars being used, and the rumors never came out until after his death, thus diminishing any damage. I know we iz hoes, but even this x hoe could have kept the zipper up while holding the highest office on the planet. Again, what do I know? I'm just the piano player in a whorehouse.

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TheManWithNoPants 6 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Oh, I just wanted to say great hub. It shows how wonderfully creative you are. While most 4th of July hubbers are typing their hub with one hand on the key board and the other their heart, you get us out of our cult like mind set as far as writing, and give us something fresh to consider. You might find both B.C. and Kid Rock sexy, but if you had to choose one, go with Kid Rock. He stands on much higher moral ground. (just kidding all you "Save Willie folks out there!" Bill's cool.

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valeriebelew 6 years ago from Metro Atlanta, GA, USA Author

Jim, all I can say to that, is that I did not say he was nice or appropriate, only that he is sexy. And as I told you before, respect is necessary for love and devotion, not for sexual attraction or drive. Sorry its like that, but harmons don't care about your morals. As for Kennedy, the press was more secretive about presidents back then, and from what I've read, he did as many as Clinton did. And I'll admit Monica what's er name made me feel better about my own appearance, but apparantly Bill is hyper sexual, and its sexy whether its good husband material or not. Now, I honestly believe George W and Barack are family men who are loyal to their wives and families, as even the tabloids can't come up with anything. So, maybe the white house is redeemed. Sorry, I'm such a hoe, but I don't actually sleep around, I'm just attracted to hoe guys. lmao. Sorry. Guess I'm just an imaginary slut, cause its all talk. I don't do shit. (:v

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valeriebelew 6 years ago from Metro Atlanta, GA, USA Author

Also, I think Kidd Rock and Bill Clinton are about equal in moral standards; that's why I chose Toby Keith to spend the weekend with, lol. Toby don't seem like a hoe, and three days is too long for a one night deal. Ha, ha, lmao. (:v

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TheManWithNoPants 6 years ago from Tucson, Az.

(laughing) I still don't think you know when it's Jim the comedian or Jim the deep guy. And you ain't no ho ... never been unless your using The Sunday morning Bible thumping Christians who've been intructed repeatedly throughout the word "judge not, less ye be judged" as a measuring stick. Toby is a nice, simple guy I'd imagine. Great performer for sure. He's really a good entertainer too. Get it? lmao ..

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valeriebelew 6 years ago from Metro Atlanta, GA, USA Author

Well, yeah, but he hasn't agreed to the weekend yet. As Hunter said, "He doesn't know it yet." Ha. (:v

ralwus 6 years ago

I can see why you find them all sexy. Were I a woman I'd be all creamy in the middle parts too. Almost as bad as Charlie's poems; LOL Thanks for the mention. I am no model for kids either, except when I am on my best of behavior, and that is only around children, and then it is on the edge. Rock on Val. x

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valeriebelew 6 years ago from Metro Atlanta, GA, USA Author

I do not share this site with kids. Parents need to watch their kids on the Internet with kids control procedures, because what we do here, Charlie, is mild compared to what is out there, and you know it as well as I do, and some of these losers would not change their behavior for the sake of the kids, but might be even worse. Thanks for your support. I might put a link to your site here, but haven't done it yet. (:v

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katiem2 6 years ago from I'm outta here

Great choice of Good Ole Boys who love their country and yes the sexy part doesn't hurt. :)

OG BTW add a video module and then paste the link into the portion for the link and click save and wa la you have a video on your hub, plus while in the open mode of the video module you can click on youtube search for the video your interested in and then copy that link to paste in the module...

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valeriebelew 6 years ago from Metro Atlanta, GA, USA Author

I need to get patient enough to learn some of these tech tricks; the problem is impatience, not stupidity. At least I think that's the way it is. (:v

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Micky Dee 6 years ago

And again I have no clue as to what women want. Bill, I'm afraid, is a lot different than you or even I will imagine. I see those "parties" as combined. Bill also reneged on so much. But it's like with Obama now. These are "Bush Lights". But- this is about hunks. Good luck!

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valeriebelew 6 years ago from Metro Atlanta, GA, USA Author

Yes, Micky, it was just a fun hub to make people laugh. it is not a serious political hub; those usually put me to sleep anyhow. I was just having fun, because I used up all my patriotic emotion writing my memorial day hub. (:v

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