Funny and Cool 40th Birthday Gifts in 2014

If they didn't know they were 40 yet, they will now!
If they didn't know they were 40 yet, they will now!

Funny 40th Birthday Gifts

Here are 11 hilarious, cool, and funny 40th birthday gifts and present ideas for that loved one of yours who is turning 40.

Because you've chosen to look online, you obviously care enough about this person to get them something that they will never forget! If you want a special 40th birthday gift, then you've come to the right place.

Your loved ones' who are turning 40 this year were born in the 70's and lived out their high school days rockin with their mullets in the 80's.

The 70's were a crazy time and it's likely that they still have never recovered. President Nixon was president, and the fashion gleamed of bellbottoms, platform shoes, and white disco suits. Hank Aaron would break Babe Ruth's home run record, Elvis Presley would Die (1977) , and Barbara Walters was on top of the world being the highest paying newswoman. Oh yeah, US astronauts also explored the moon! Now that we've discussed all of that get your jogging suit, pop in Saturday night fever, grab your pet rock and let's look at some great gift ideas.

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11 Hilariously Funny 40th Birthday Gift Ideas

*All of these items can be found on Amazon.

1.) 70's Decade Box Gift Basket - Classic 70's Candy - The cover of this great gift reads "Do Not Open Unless You Were a Child of the 70's". Take your loved one back to their childhood by giving them a box full of pop rocks, zotz, wax lips, dubble bubble, nik-l-nips, chick-o-stick and 20 more! There is over 5 pounds of candy here.

If they have to be 40, then it might as well be a sweet experience!

2.) You Know You're 40 When

This hilarious book was written by renowned author Ann Hodgman and Saturday Night Live writer Patricia Marx. Here's a quote on how you know you are turning 40 "Comb-overs are starting to make a certain kind of sense" and "a kid you once babysat for is now your lawyer."

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3.) Uh Oh Emergency Underpants

Getting older can be fun, but whoever is turning 40 probably can't hold it like they used to. Here's something they'll appreciate just in case they ever come across that dire situation.

4.) Mullet Brown Wig

Even though they were born in the 70's your 40 year old grooved the mullet in the 80's. Rock it.

5.) Honk Driver Just Turned 40 magnetic Sign

There's no better way to celebrate your loved ones' 40th birthday party, then slapping a magnet on the back of their car that says "Honk! Driver just turned 40!" For added fun do it without them knowing, I'm sure they'll love the attention.

6.) Laid Back Old Whiney Sippie Wine Glass

Has sipping wine without spilling gotten to be too much trouble? Solve the problem with this hilarious sippie wine glass.

7.) What You Don't Know About Turning 40:

A Funny Birthday Quiz - This inexpensive over-the-hill titled book is a 101 question quiz that has questions like " Q. What's always Step One in any exercise program designed for 40-year-olds? A: Get up off the sofa."

8.) 6 Pen "Over The HIll" set

Includes sayings like "Over the Hill!", "Past Your Prime!", "Out To Pasture!", and "You're not getting older, you're getting better!"

9.) Denied Self Inking Red Stamp

Does your 40 year old just say it like it is and get a hot head at the office each day? Give them a break by purchasing this hilarious "denied" red stamp. (Also available in "wtf?" self inking red stamp.)

10.) Instant Excuse Ball

Way better than the 8 ball, it's the instant excuse ball. Your 40 year old has made a lot of excuses in their time and some of their lies are starting to get past them, help them out a little bit with this instant excuse ball.

11.) That's What She Said Button

Love the office? 40 year old's do too! Give them the gift that keeps on giving with the original "twss" button.

Did you find that hilarious,cool, and funny 40th birthday gift or present you were looking for?

I've written on gag gifts and funny birthday presents for people of all ages! If you didn't find what you were looking for, then I'm certain you will in one at this site completely dedicate to the top gag gifts of 2014.

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