Hilarious Halloween Costumes (for Guys)
Halloween is full of ghouls, vampires, zombies and other awesomely-morbid creatures. That's why it's always important to have "that funny guy" at every Halloween party...
He moves through the crowd like a rockstar. People flock around him, hoping to snap a picture to prove they got to hang out with him for a while. As a natural actor, he plays the part to perfection. Laugh after laugh, everyone begins to believe he is real. On Halloween, anything's possible!
Hilarious costumes are always the most memorable ones. If you're ready to be "that funny guy" here are some winning choices...
With the right hairstyle, clothes, and mannerisms, you can easily pull this one off. While there are many different pet detective looks to choose from, my personal favorite is the mental-patient tutu look...."I'M OPEN, I'M OPEN!! THREE-FIFTY ONE!!" (lol!)
To become a classic Ace Ventura, wear a really tourist-like Hawaiian shirt over a white tank top undershirt, and add a pair of busy-patterned pants. Walk around making silly faces and say things like..."Alll-righty then!", "LAY-HOO ZAY-HERR!!", and "Hi there. Nice to see ya, Bumblebee Tuna!!"
Some props will also help sell the "pet detective" character. A stuffed capuchin monkey (named "Spike") would be your best bet, yet any animal will do (except a bat, of course).
If you'd like to spend your Halloween screaming obscenities at people, this costume is for you. Famous for his delicious cooking, wise restaurateur skills, and filthy mouth, Chef Gordon Ramsay is the cooking world's ultimate bad-ass.
The components for this costume are pretty simple- chef's coat, pencil in the ear, knife prop and...BINGO! You're in Hell's Kitchen! However, the true essence of Chef Ramsay must come from your acting skills.
You must be willing to tell people to "PISS OFF" and "GROW SOME F*#KING BOLLOCKS!!" Also, yelling about things being "RAW, RAW, RAW!" and flying food around adds a nice touch. Just be careful not to get carried away...most people don't respond well to constant ridicule.
LMFAO is an electro-pop duo (Redfoo & Skyblu) whose outrageous style is the hottest trend. To pull of the LMFAO look, mix bright colors with animal prints (the louder, the better). If you're feeling a bit daring, just sport at a very flashy (preferably metallic or tiger-print) bikini brief bottom.
As for hair, a nice "fro" works if you're emulating Redfoo. Skyblu, however, rocks everything from long curls to tamed braids. Whomever you decide to be, you'll need one very important costume piece; the "nerd" glasses. These shades are the plastic, block-style that can be found in just about any accessory store. It doesn't matter what color they are, all that matters is that you remove the lenses before you wear them. You could also opt for "shutter shades" instead.
For props, carry around a stereo that pumps some LMFAO tunes (i.e., Party Rock Anthem) and any type of alcohol that you can find. Also, make sure to constantly remind people where you are and end the sentence with "b*tch"- ex) "I'm in Miami, b*tch"
The dog whisperer, Cesar Millan, is an easy and fun costume to try. If you've already got a dog that listens to you, your costume is half-complete! Now all you need is a dark, solid-color shirt, a pair of khakis, and a thick Mexican accent.
Once you've perfected the accent, be sure to use some of Cesar's famous catchphrases! Tell people they need to be "dominant, not aggressive" and that dogs need "exercise, discipline, and affection- in that order!" Make sure to demonstrate the qualities of a good "pack leader" by showing them how obedient your dog is. If you really don't want Fido coming along, no problem- just tie the leash to a stuffed animal dog instead.
If you're not afraid to let it all hang out, go for the grand finale with a Borat bikini. Dressed as an example of Sasha Baron Cohen's comedic genius, people will bow down to your complete awesomeness!
The Kazakhstani accent is a bit hard at first yet, with practice, you'll be able to master it. Just be sure to use mediocre grammar and refer to things as "very nice". Greet people with a kiss on both cheeks and "high-five" as often as possible. Also, remember that you have a dangerous crush on Pah-me-lah Anderson and enjoy making "sexy-time". Great success!!!
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