Ideas on How To Make Your 12-21-12 End Of The World Theme Party A Success

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Don't Wait Until The Last Minute

With the Mayan calendar predicting dire circumstances occurring on December 21 2012, it isn’t too early to start planning the ultimate “end of the world 2012 party.” Why wait until the last minute to start planning this "party to end all parties." Besides, you won’t have to waste all that time and money on Christmas shopping.

Since the world will end four days before Christmas, you will have plenty of extra money to throw a massive "end of the world 2012 party" for all of your friends. And if it doesn’t happen, well, you just tell everyone you had so much faith in the ancient Mayans you didn’t think Christmas was so important at the time.


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What Will You Do On 12-21-12?

Are you planning to:

  • Have an End of the World Party?
  • Planning to Attend a Final Bash Elsewhere?
  • Grab Your Survival Gear and Bug Out To The Wilderness?
  • Stay at Home and Ignore the Whole Thing?
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Possibilities of 2012 Disasters

Since this may be the last party you throw for your friends ( either because it actually is the end of the world, or because you didn’t get them a Christmas present) you should go all out on the party favors, food, and drinks.

This article will help you make the most of your final big bash and impress your soon to be non-existent companions.

The cause of the predicted catastrophe is still up in the air. Some scientists predict the return of planet X, said to be called Nibiru by the Sumerians and Babylonians. This theoretical planet is predicted to return, coincidentally, at the same time as the Mayan calendar’s demise.

There are also theories about solar flares, earthquakes, and asteroid impacts among others. In any case, there are several party themes to choose from. Or if you dare, use all of them to assure a modicum of success if something really happens.

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An old bomb shelter  may add great atmosphere to the Doomsday celebration.
An old bomb shelter may add great atmosphere to the Doomsday celebration. | Source

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Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids

Yep, they really make Tin Foil hats! Stock up before the rush in 2012!

 

Where To Have Your 12-21-12 Party

Atmosphere is everything for this party. Know of an old war bunker, fall-out shelter, or large basement? That's the type place for your end of the world bash if possible.

Even a remote place in the country would do well, especially if there are no neighbors to disturb with your revelry.

Better still, an old church or warehouse might lend the correct mood for your party. Check around and use your imagination. The end of the world's the limit.

A few well placed props will also lend the right feel to the party. Some portable survival kits placed in obvious places will lend the air of semi-seriousness to the occasion.

Be inventive, be creative, enjoy the whole planning stage of the party. Consult your fellow revelers if you must. You may never get this chance again, you know. There are only so many doomsday predictions and you must take advantage of them when you can.


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Stand out in the crowd with this Glow-In-The-Dark Tee shirt. Get noticed, be popular, appear bright. You get the message!

 
Solar flares are expected to be numerous in 2012.  Be sure to supply your guests with a tin foil hat of some sort to reflect the harmful rays.
Solar flares are expected to be numerous in 2012. Be sure to supply your guests with a tin foil hat of some sort to reflect the harmful rays. | Source
Unexpected visitors may "crash" your 12-21-12 party.  Perhaps an alien detector device of some sort would be useful as well as decorative.
Unexpected visitors may "crash" your 12-21-12 party. Perhaps an alien detector device of some sort would be useful as well as decorative. | Source

The 12-21-2012 Prophecies

Ouija, It Glows in the Dark (1998)
Ouija, It Glows in the Dark (1998)

Be sure to have one of these "Glow-in-the-Dark" Ouija boards for a centerpiece at your doomsday extravaganza.

 

Party Wear and Theme Music--12 21 2012

Dark Side Of The Moon
Dark Side Of The Moon

What else? Nothing better to set the mood for your end of the world party.

 

Getting It All Together

Party Favors

Here’s where it gets tough, choosing party favors which fit the theme(s) you have decided to use for your end of the world bash.

Tee shirts with the slogan I GOT SMASHED AT THE FINAL BASH or THE LAST DANCE IS MAYAN.

You get the idea. Aluminum party hats to reflect the solar flares and give the partier’s time to get the last gulp of NIBIRU HUNCH PUNCH.

Giving out small telescopes at the door is a good idea in case some want to watch the skies for an incoming asteroid or meteor.

Add a pair of sunglasses and a tube of sun block in case the solar flare is the culprit of the worlds demise. And don't forget to give out some survival tools for those intrepid die-hard types who think they have a shot at perpetuating our species.

Or you may just pick your favorite apocalyptic ending and go with it. This choice has to be made by you because you know your friends and what they like or dislike.

Invent a special entrée, such as Earthquake Steaks, or Cometary Chicken. Appetizers should be special dips like Lava Salsa or Asteroid anchovy dip.

You get the idea, be bold! After all, you may not get the chance again to show your ability to throw a successful End-of-the-World- Party!

This chance only comes once in a doomsday scenario. You want your party to be out of this world, literally!



The Guest List For The Last Big Bash

I would advise you to be particular about your guest list because of the nature of the event. Highly religious people should not be invited unless you want a sad and boring party. It’s hard to have a good time when some are praying and wailing about the end of the world.

It messes up the party atmosphere and besides that, one of these guests may decide to bring Kool Aid and everyone will be afraid to drink anything not in a bottle. Nope, party animals they are not. Besides, they usually pay no heed to the gluttony sin while partying.

Gamblers should not be invited because of their propensity to wager everything on the outcome of the long awaited--and much debated--December event. No matter what happens, someone loses everything. So consider each invitee carefully before you mail them the invitation to your December 21 doomsday extravaganza. I hope this article helps you decide how to plan an end of the world party which is a great success.

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Last Supper After Dinner Mints in Collectible Tin 20g

Nothing like a mint after the last meal on earth. Fresh breath is a must when you are going to meet your maker.

 

Getting the Word Out!

Hyping the Party

For the party to be successful you will have to do a little advertising beforehand. Include a few fliers inside the invitation which say things like : According to NASA, 12 21 2012 is the time of an eminent asteroid impact on the Earth. Or, on this date an alignment of the planets will cause major earthquakes.

You can also appeal to some peoples vanity by asking them to appear in your December 21 2012 video which will be on You Tube the next day if there is one. Again, you know your friends and how to manipulate them one last time.

Oh yeah, and don’t forget to mention Nostradamus' predictions because people love his stuff. Follow this advise and be assured of success for the last great throw down.

The foretold Mayan date has loomed over us for hundreds of years, we can’t let those ancient astronomers down now. Plan ahead!


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LeonJane 7 years ago from Australia

You'll be able to see the end of the world first hand here in Australia as we are 14.75 hours ahead of the USA. Ha Ha Ha!


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Randy Godwin 7 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

I guess this means your party will end before mine. I will save you some photos!


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habee 7 years ago from Georgia

I don't think our cave will be large enough for a big bash. Besides, I don't think the high priestess will allow us to indulge in revelry at such an austere moment.


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Randy Godwin 7 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Yeah right, like she's going to give up the wine. Or in her case the "whine."


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Universal Laws 7 years ago from UNIVERSE

The truth is that 21 2012 is only one part of the plan that is in action, you will certainly not be in a state to plan a party at that time.

There is no humour in what is really going on now behind the scenes both wordly and on a galactic level.

If you would really like to be informed begin to view the video interviews on www.projectcamelot.org. If you are informed you will be able to at least protect yourself and your family.

The only funny thing is that there is all the information you need out there on the net and it is reckoned that only around 10,000 people really know what is going on and are ready to face it!

The film is out there because that is one of the rules of the elite and has always been so - the information has to be given - as with this happening many other times - it is not being taken seriously. The film will sensationalise some of the truth hidden in its sequences but there is much that will happen before 21 2012.

Begin your education now or will you be a total victim to what is going to happen?

Namaste


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Randy Godwin 7 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Wow UL, just because you haven't received an invitation to my party doesn't mean you have to be so down about the event. LOL! Besides, I am highly trained in survival techniques and if anyone can survive, I will be among them.

I really don't think anything is going to happen anyway. Thanks for reading my hub!


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jDavis24 7 years ago

Oh man, how to plan your end of the world party for 2012... this is one of the more clever hubs I've seen. :)


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Randy Godwin 7 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

thanks for the comment, jDavis24. consider yourself invited to my party. Please bring your own booze and tin foil hat.LOL


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Pearldiver 7 years ago from Tomorrow - In Words & NZ Time.

Well Done RG........ Forget the Aussi view of the event; they are 3 hours behind BumbleTown - NZ, We are first to see the light! Even better; we sit perfectly on the fault, that I've astutely booked for any Line Dancers that feel an urge to stradle the dance floor. Good Hub mate. Take Care lol.


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Randy Godwin 7 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Hey Pearldiver, what controversy we have about who gets the best seat for this event. Well, we had our turn here on the Gulf of Mexico when the dinosaur killing meteor struck near the Yucatan Peninsular. Mile high tidal waves are hard to top! Send me a video of you line dancing if we survive. Ha!

Thanks for the comments and the laugh!


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Mit Kroy 7 years ago from Georgia,USA

Well damn, I better get to work on that book I wanted to write. Can I set up a signing table at the party?


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Randy Godwin 7 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Sure Mit, I'll set you up right next to Stephen King. Thanks for reading!


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Obscurely Diverse 6 years ago from Tennessee, U.S., Earth, Milky Way via Cosmos

Ha-ha! Funny hub! Yeah, I wonder how many people will be out buying "survival kits" while some of us will simply be stocking up on beer, liqueur and recreational supplies... It'll be party time! This was a nice "end of times" party promo... LOL!


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Randy Godwin 6 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Hello ObDi! Well, we use any excuse for a party down here, so why not? Did I mention my party was in a cave far below the earth's surface? HA! Thanks for reading!


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Ghost Whisper 77 6 years ago from The U.S. Government protects Nazi War Criminals

Hhahahaaaaaaaaa~! Funny! Yes-now that I think about it-did hear some jibberish about the 'end of the world-big chicken dinner' from the Mayan calandar. (I just always thought they ran out of paper to print any further calanders)

I am not a gambler any longer--so I won't be wagering anything important--I am not religious-only spiritual-so I will probably just say a prayer in my head and I won't be a partypooper or anything..so am I invited? I always wanted to be on U-tube!! Please! please!


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Randy Godwin 6 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

As you might expect, GW, invitations are rather exclusive. But as luck would have it, I have an opening in the "only spiritual" party group. Ouija boards will be provided as party favors. Thanks for the comment!


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Ghost Whisper 77 6 years ago from The U.S. Government protects Nazi War Criminals

I will have to take the pass--no ouija boards around me--but thanks! Happy dead day!!!


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Betty Reid 6 years ago from Texas

Excellent idea! Worrying about the end of the world will take everyone's mind off the Christmas holiday stress.


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Randy Godwin 6 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Very true, Betty! As the date gets closer,the worrying will begin in earnest for some. Not me though!


Jonjonny 6 years ago

I love this idea I have been think up a party for this event and I know it is going to be a BIG BIG BIG BASH of drunk fun.. Thanks for this post I found out others have started planing events early I am thinking about a public gathering because it is the end of the world so why not invite others with in your location plues a fatty friend list.... Love the post thanks a lot..


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Randy Godwin 6 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Any excuse for a party,eh Jon? Pick a theme and have one last shindig! Thanks for reading!


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figment 6 years ago from Texas

I loved this hub! Great idea!


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Randy Godwin 6 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Thank you for the comments, figment! I had fun writing it!

Any excuse for a party!


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debugs 6 years ago from Odessey777, Umbris

Yeah why not, let's all get zonked and happy.. without a world, we'd have no wars, no poverty and no taxes to pay!!!!


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Randy Godwin 6 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Thanks, Bugsy! You are invited!

RANDY


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anonimuzz 6 years ago from There

Oh, this is a super article. I never thought about actually making a party of this kind. Everybody just talks about stealing banks, killing people, participating in orgies and then suiciding with sleeping pills to have a more comfortable death than you would if you just waited to suffocate with meteor debris. A large scale, minimally decent party is a refreshing thought.


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Randy Godwin 6 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

You'd be surprised at how many folks are planning a party on this theme, anonimuzz! A new meaning to the term "the party to end all parties"! LOL! Thanks for the comment!


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anonimuzz 6 years ago from There

Damn, am I really that out of touch with reality? Many people planning a party and me oblivious? Or maybe I've been making the wrong friends... I swear I'm not as immoral as them. That, at least, conforts me. And you don't need to thank me. I try to read as many hubbers as I can, and I end up commenting because it's a simple way of letting them know that. Better than a lot of views and no opinions around to help you grow =)


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Randy Godwin 6 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

I do the same thing, as do others who feel the same as you! There's nothing to prevent you from throwing your own "end of times" bash, you know! And feedback is welcome by most of us, even the not so flattering kind in certain circumstances!


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hospitalera 6 years ago

One of the funniest - and most intelligent hubs- I have read in a long time, thumbs up and awesomed ;-) SY


Barbara 6 years ago

Better start making good i Suppose hey?


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Randy Godwin 6 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Glad you enjoyed it, Hospitalera! I enjoyed writing it!

Thanks,

Randy


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Randy Godwin 6 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Or, preparing for the "big bash" to end all "big bashes"!


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SognoPiccolo 6 years ago from Wilmington, Ohio

This was fantastic! Loved it!


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Randy Godwin 6 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Thanks for reading, Sogno!


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Cagsil 6 years ago from USA or America

The end of the world Randy? LOL! Great hub and very funny, but all in fun I guess. If you cannot pick on the Mayans, then who else can you pick on. LOL! Thank you for sharing and I'm wondering if you are actually having a party then? If not, then no biggie. If so, please post the video on YouTube, on December 12, 2012 as a live feed. At least, it could be watched by others and should the world truly end, then it would be a global bash! :P


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Randy Godwin 6 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Of course I'm having an end of the world party, Cags! Down here we use any excuse to throw down! I don't know about the live feed but there will definitely be some video!

Would you like an invitation?

Randy


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SomewayOuttaHere 5 years ago from TheGreatGigInTheSky

...i looked for this one...you mentioned it the other day.....great idea!....a party will be fun....you gave me some good ideas...and yes, only invite folks who get it and wanna have some fun.....no doom and gloom allowed......i'm up for it for sure!

Perfect it's a Friday night too!

Party on Wayne! lol!


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Randy Godwin 5 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Great, SomewayOuttaHere! And believe me, I know some fun party people! What size tin foil hat do you wear? LOL!

Party on Garth!


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chasemillis 5 years ago

Since the world is going to end, I guess you wouldn't mind giving me all your capital. Email me if you want to get rid of it :)


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Randy Godwin 5 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

No problem, Chase! If the world ends on 12-21-12 I'll send you all of my worldly possesions the next day! I promise! :)

Randy


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David Warren 5 years ago from Nevada

I am new here on hub pages, I have read A lot of hubs in the past few weeks and this one made me laugh, thank you! Not once did I consider skimming or scrolling down, GREAT WRITING! Although I love to write you probably need not worry that I'll catch up to your level as we have so little time....


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Randy Godwin 5 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

I really appreciate your comments, David. I wrote this one just for fun but was surprised at how many views it gets. My level? Ha! I wrote my first article only a few years ago on a whim, so I still have lots to learn too!

Thanks for your time and welcome to HubPages.

Randy


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dusy7969 5 years ago from San Diego, California

I just guess about the end of the world party.That is fun.

The above picture is good.But I surprise for this hub.So I still have lots to learn too.Thanks a lot for this hub


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Randy Godwin 5 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Thanks Dusy, it doesn't pay to wait until the last minute to make party preparations. Glad you stopped by my hub!

Randy


jako 5 years ago

Well since we can save money on fireworks (solar flares) and sub woofers (earhquakes)that leaves all remaining cash for beers, cocktails, jumping castles, merry go rounds, stimulants, psychedelics, jackhammers, frog races, pin the tail on the donkeys, kazhakstan folk dancers and jelly beans (no white ones.) although i would advise to lash out and buy a good quality umbrella (asteroid impacts). good luck everyone ill be partying like theres no tomorrow!


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Randy Godwin 5 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Great idea, Jako! LOL! But my 12-21-12 bash to end all bashes will be held in an earthquake, asteroid, and flood proof cavern prepared especially for the event.

My hand-picked guest list includes representatives of the medical, scientific, and engineering community as well as, plenty of provisions for the aftermath of the party. (or just in case we run out of booze before the party is over)

I fully intend to elect my self master of the world if we survive annihilation. If nothing happens, I'll just have a bloody mary and clean up the cave and the "bashees". :o

Thanks for the laughs and for visiting!

Randy


BonaDea 5 years ago

Found your site as I was looking for party ideas for New Years Eve.... as it will be the LAST NYE party!! Thanks for the ideas! If you are in Colorado, come party with us!


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Randy Godwin 5 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Cool, BonaDea! Is your bash a BYOB type party or do I have to bring my own Jack Daniels? LOL!

Thanks for visiting my site and for the fun comments!

Randy


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Millionaire Tips 4 years ago from USA

Oh my this is great! I had completely forgotten to plan a party! Great ideas here.


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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Start early, Millionaire Tips! All of the best caves will be booked if you wait till the last minute! LOL!

Seriously, thanks for your time and comments.

Randy-SSSSSSS


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Millionaire Tips 4 years ago from USA

Randy, I have created a list of my favorite hubs this week, and have included this one on it. Merry last Christmas.


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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

That's very kind of you, Millionaire Tips! Even though I wrote this one quite a while ago I am still surprised at the amount of visits it gets!

Thanks for your time and for listing this article. Merry Christmas to you!

Randy


Peter 4 years ago

Jan 23: I have been planning an End of the World brunch party to counter all the holiday themes next December, and found your inspiring site! Some of my (less expensive) food ideas: "Planetary Alignment Pizza;" "Tsunami Turkey Wraps;" "Seismic Chicken Tenders;" Mayan Calendar Meatballs (their heavy as stone :o ); "Supernova Scrambled Eggs;" "Meteor Impact Mimosas;" "Earthquake Quiche;" Etc. I'm sure others can come up with better ideas. Anyone have an appropriately cataclysmic name for a Bloody Mary?


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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Hey Peter, I'm sure your brunch will be a success and your food sounds....well...earth shattering! LOL! Some great ideas for a fun time....I hope! Thanks for stopping by and I hope your party is a success!

Randy


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Cardisa 4 years ago from Jamaica

I guess I'm reading this three months late! When is the next doomsday by the way? I could start preparing from now...lol


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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Er...nope, Cardisa! This hub is concerning Dec. 21 2012, not 2011! LOL! Unless of course, Jamaica is a year behind the US! LOL!

But thanks for the visit and comments anyway!

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Cardisa 4 years ago from Jamaica

Not again, I think I am seeing way to much into the past...lol. How on earth did I mix up 2011 with 2012? Beats me!


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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

HA!HA! Cardisa! How old did you say you were again? Better check, you may be younger than your think! LOL!

Thanks for the chuckles! :)

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klarawieck 4 years ago

You forgot to hire the musicians... I'm hurt! :D


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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Apparently you are unaware of my being a professional musician for many years, Klarawieck! I've got the music in ME! LOL! Rock N Roll!

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Cardisa 4 years ago from Jamaica

LOL LOL, Randy I had no idea you were a musician, that's a pleasant surprise!


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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

For several decades, Cardisa! You didn't think I was really a writer, did you? LOL! Nope, I didn't either! Thanks for checking out my amateur ramblings. I doubt there will be many more here. I appreciate your time even though you are a member of the "Dark side" on HP. LOL!

Randy SSSSS


klarawieck 4 years ago

May I suggest a Hubpages band? I'm on keyboards!


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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

You misspelled "banned" Klara! LOL! I too have a bit of keyboard experience--six years of piano lessons, no less--but prefer guitar, both electric and acoustic--as well as 5 string banjo, fiddle, bass guitar, and drums. But actually, all of those years in the music business ruined my love of music to a certain extent. I still play for myself and friends occasionally though.

Never do anything you love for money if you want to continue to enjoy it. It simply becomes another job. The same can be said for writing. Especially here. :)

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klarawieck 4 years ago

You mispelled $$$$$ :)


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Cardisa 4 years ago from Jamaica

Randy I agree with you. I really want to stop freelancing but need to make some money until I can have some of my short stories published.

Writing on HP is not the same, I started writing because I loved it and I still do. I haven't experienced the negative with HP earnings yet. But I really hate writing for other people. Freelancing gives me negative vibe about making money with my writing.


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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

HA, Klara! Touche! LOL!

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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

@Cardisa--Thanks goodness I don't have to write for money or i would be required to temper my comments to an extent I would not be pleased with, Cardisa. I feel bad for those who are compelled to simply fall in line to achieve that which should come as a matter of course.

Writing sites are the pits for honesty and loyalty. I should know as I have exposed corruption on several such venues. More's the pity loyalty is in such low demand this day and time. I'm focusing on Kindle and AudioBooks at the moment as I'm weary of dealing with corrupt content sites and those who operate them. Good luck to you!

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Loltothelimit 4 years ago

This is the day of my Birthday!


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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

OOOH! Well, I suppose you could combine the two events into an "End Of the World/Happy Birthday" party, Loltothelimit! It's bad enough to have a birthday this close to Christmas without adding this event into the mix!

But then, there will be plenty of others with the same birth date too, I imagine. Use it to your advantage if you can! Thanks for reading and good luck. It's all in good fun from my perspective. :)

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somethgblue 4 years ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee

Awesome. really, really good.

Perhaps some cyanide pills for those that can't wait would be preferable to telescopes as party favors at the door.

You could dig a pit ahead of time to throw the bodies into.

Also floatation devices, flippers and even surf boards in case you live by the coast.

Instead of survival kits you could create and sell anarchy kits for rioting and looting when the EMP blast cuts all the power in your neighborhood.

Also you will need lots of rubbers when you decide to rape and pillage the neighborhood, after all you can still practice safe raping, not sure what pillaging entails.


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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

LOL somethgblue! Just goes to show you how some folks differ in their idea of "party favors." Besides, I've got ugly neighbors. :(

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somethgblue 4 years ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee

That's why you bring along a flag and $#*@* old glory!


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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

You may be right, somethngblue! Must practice my pillaging. LOL

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somethgblue 4 years ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee

No you do not want to let your pillaging get rusty, it should be operating like a well oiled machine.


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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Believe me, there's nothing worse than having a rusty pillager, somethngblu! :P

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somethgblue 4 years ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee

Rusty leads to crusty and things start growing on it, not a good thing at all.


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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Gee, time is running out, SB. I suppose that's why this hub is starting to get more views and sales. No use saving money on the very last bash I suppose!

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somethgblue 4 years ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee

Yes it is, hopefully you are West of the New Madrid Fault Zone as things could get a might cramped East of it.


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Randy Godwin 4 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

I'm always on the wrong side of any fault it seems! At least my wife sez.

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Randy Godwin 3 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Dammit! Only a few weeks more and PARTY TIME!!!!! Those Hubbers invited to the bash better get it together! LOL!

The rest of you...well...too bad! :(


Survivor 3 years ago

Decided on a Survivors of The End Of The World party on Sat night. It's a big hit! No negatives, just fun!


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Randy Godwin 3 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Sounds great, Survivor! Any excuse for a party should be fine! Thanks for stopping by.

Randy


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shin_rocka04 3 years ago from Maryland

Welp, I will be celebrating this Friday with some Jack, Sake, and Bacardi 151 and friends. LOL.


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Randy Godwin 3 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

Great, Shin! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, and friends! Have a great time while you can and thanks for stopping by!

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Alastar Packer 3 years ago from North Carolina

Hey Randy! Merry Merry party to you and the Lady. Read the other day where the Mayans down in Mexico are getting ready. Getting ready to scoop in all the dough coming their way from visitors - of the tourist kind that is!


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Randy Godwin 3 years ago from Southern Georgia Author

LOL, Alastar! Yep, I wrote this one over 3 years ago and if HP hadn't idled it not long ago when it was getting traffic and earnings it would be doing great now. But nooooooo........! :(

Good to see you and Beth says "hey"! Better come on down and party in our bunker with the rest of the crowd. I'll put you in the group with the Ouija boards. (Beth's group) :P

Hope you have a great holiday season if I don't talk with you again before the first of the year, and thanks for stopping by!

Randy :)

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