20 New Years Sayings, Quotes and Phrases
Here is a list of New Years quotes to look back on through your years. I hope you enjoy.
New Years Quotes
"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." - Bill Vaughn
"It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets." - William Thomas
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." - Bill Vaughn
"Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty." - John Selden
are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year,
but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New
Year and Christmas."
"Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution." - Jay Leno
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. - P.J. ORourke
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
New Years day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb
"A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely ridden."
"It was a decent New Year's, but it took a million officers to make it so." - Zane Grey
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day. - Edith Lovejoy Pierce
''I hope everyone enjoyed these little quotes and that it may in someway alter your perceptive on New Years Day. I wish everyone a Happy New Years. - Diggy
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