On The First Day Of Ebay Song

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On the first day of ebay my true love bought for me "A brand new TV"

On the second day of ebay my true love bought for me " Two shoe laces and a brand new TV"

On the third day of ebay my true love bought for me "Three chinese lanterns, two shoe laces and a brand new TV"

On the fourth day of ebay my true love bought for me " Four story books, Three chinese lanterns, Two shoe laces and a brand new TV."

On the fifth day of ebay my true love bought for me "Five old hymns, Four story books, Three chinese lanterns, Two shoe laces, and a brand new TV."

On the sixth day of ebay my true love bought for me "Six pairs of trousers, Five old hymns, Four story books, Three chinese lanterns, Two shoe laces, and a brand new TV."

On the seventh day of ebay my true love bought for me "Seven bars of chocolate, Six pairs of trousers, Five old hymns, Four story books, Three chinese lanterns, Two shoe laces, and a brand new TV."

On the eighth day of ebay my true love bought for me "Eight cups and saucers, Seven bars of chocolate, Six pairs of trousers, Five old hymns, Four story books, Three chinese lanterns, Two shoe laces, and a brand new TV."

On the ninth day of ebay my true love bought for me "Nine toy soldiers, Eight cups and saucers, Seven bars of chocolate, Six pairs of trousers, Five old hymns, Four story books, Three chinese lanterns, Two shoe laces, and a brand new TV."

On the tenth day of ebay my true love bought for me "Ten films of lassie, Nine toy soldiers, Eight cups and saucers, Seven bars of chocolate, Six pairs of trousers, Five old hymns, Four story books, Three chinese lanterns, Two shoe laces, and a brand new TV."

On the eleventh day of ebay my true love bought for me " Eleven pairs of stockings, Ten films of lassie, Nine toy soldiers, Eight cups and saucers, Seven bars of chocolate, Six pairs of trousers, Five old hymns, Four story books, Three chinese lanterns, Two shoe laces, and a brand new TV."

On the twelth day of ebay my true love he left me, with "Twelve debts to pay, Eleven pairs of stockings, Ten films of lassie, Nine toy soldiers, Eight cups and saucers, Seven bars of chocolate, Six pairs of trousers, Five old hymns, Four story books, Three chinese lanterns, Two shoe laces, and a brand new TV.


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Cogerson 4 years ago from Virginia

Very creative and very funny....not to mention very timely. Awesome job that I am voting up funny and awesome.


Dorothy Kerr 4 years ago

This was so funny I found it really cool x


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calpol25 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

I am glad you all like my little bit of fun x


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Denise Handlon 4 years ago from North Carolina

Oh this is FUNNY! calpol...loved the end of it.

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