St Valentine's Day Jokes And Funny Poems

Love And Romance On Valentines Day

Being in love is a fantastic feeling, especially if you know that the person that you love is also in love with you.

Valentines day is a day of love and romance and a day showing that special person in your life just how much you care about them.

Hearts and flowers, cards and chocolates jewelry or a nice cuddly toy are all ideal gifts for Valentines day and are always appreciated by the recipient.

The trouble is that Valentines day can become too intense and too serious you are both focusing so much on trying to please each other that you forget to have some fun.

Why not lighten the mood and the atmosphere with some Valentines day jokes and some funny Valentines day poems and have a giggle together after all laughter is a powerful aphrodisiac.

Valentines Day Love

You have my heart in the palm of your hands, please don't break it.
You have my heart in the palm of your hands, please don't break it. | Source

Valentines Day Jokes

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Master

Master Who?

Master hurt when you fell from heaven.

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Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Bee

Bee Who?

Bee my valentine

Knock Knock Jokes For Valentines Day

Knock knock!

Who's there?
Frank

Frank who?

Frank you for being my friend

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Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Pooch

Pooch who?

Pooch your arms around me, baby!

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Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Myla

Myla who?

Mylave is like a red red rose!

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Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Me

Me Who?

Me love you long time baby

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Short Valentines Day Jokes

“She tore my valentine in half!” said Tom half-heartedly.

Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was excellent.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I'm stuck on you.

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?

No, but they had an Apple.

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

A hug and a quiche!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hogs and Kisses!

Valentines Day Jokes

A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he said.

That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”-----

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?"

Several men stood up as the lights came on.

An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a nice, Jewish girl?"-----

Give your sweetheart something different from the rest with an original roses are red poem.
Give your sweetheart something different from the rest with an original roses are red poem. | Source

Valentines day Original Poetry

Roses are red

Daffodils are yellow

Like marijuana

you make me feel mellow

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Roses are red

Carnations are white

Fancy a date

This Friday night?

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

My heart is dancing

From being with you.

Roses Are Red Poems For Valentines Day

Almost every one uses the old classic "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you," poem on Valentines cards that they send but why not try something more original and give your sweetheart something a little different from the rest.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My heart pumps faster

When I am with you.

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Roses are Red

With leaves of Green

Oops! wrong holiday

It's not Haloween

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Roses are red

With leaves of green

You make me feel like a king

Please be my Queen.

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

The simple fact is

I really love you.

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Roses are red

Snowdrops are white

My heart will melt

In your arms tonight.

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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

I like the compilation of poetry and jokes

Me love you long time. LOL. Sorry I've spent time overseas, so that one caught me off guard...in a good way. Very funny.


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KoffeeKlatch Gals 3 years ago from Sunny Florida

HaHaHa :) Love it. I especially lke the "Meaning of dreams joke:. Up and funny.


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

What awesome poems and humor! I don't have a valentine, so I feel especially treated for this lovers' holiday. Thank you give making my heart smile!


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rfmoran 3 years ago from Long Island, New York

Love this hub Jimmy. You've made my life easier for expressing my love to my honey (of 44 years)


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Kasman 3 years ago from Bartlett, Tennessee

Alright jimmy, I admit I think I'll have to use a few of these....especially the pooch one. My wife will laugh hard at me but I will have to do it. Thanks for this and voting up brother!


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Rkwebs 3 years ago from India

sweet cute nice and funny lol :D


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DON BALDERAS 3 years ago

Happy Valentines Day, Jim. This is great.


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Sunshine625 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

You make me mellow!! Funny, witty and clever poems!! Happy Valentine's Day Jimmy!


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England

Really cute, and so funny! lol!


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Vellur 3 years ago from Dubai

Totally enjoyed reading, awesome hub. Voted up. Great hub.


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Nyamache 3 years ago from Kenya

It is funny, you have made my day.

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