The 12 Funniest Christmas Songs of all times

Sing a long!

Play These at Your Next Holiday Party!

I left out dirty ones and the violent, crazy ones that Weird Al did. This list is just for fun!

Note: Christmas is my absolute favorite of all holidays! In no way do I mean to downplay or make fun of the coming of the Newborn King! I just like to write "just for fun" articles once in a while, and besides, what makes the Holiday season better than great comedy?

Below is a list, in no particular order, of 12 hilarious Christmas songs!

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"Blue Christmas" - Porky Pig

12. Grandma Got Run Over - Dr Elmo. We have all heard this a million times, but it is such a classic — how could it not make the list? Now, the goose is on the table . . . sing it, grandpa!

11. Did you Heard what I Heard - A Redneck Christmas. America loves comedy that makes fun of its rednecks! This one is a great example of that. Jeff Foxworthy will be envious!

10. Christmas Song - Adam Sandler. He was crazy, and he knew how to write a holiday song! This one is maybe not as funny as his Hanukkah song, but it's still a classic. This was Adam doing what Adam does best — singing crazy songs that no one else will sing!

9. Dominic The Donkey - Lou Monte. Jinga ja jing! An old classic about Santa's little pizon who can climb the hills of Italy! He-haw!

8. The Tiger Woods Christmas Parody Song - Unknown Singer. Yes, this one is mean, but funny. There was even a recording of Tiger's phone messages that he left one of his mistresses in the background and at the end of the song.

7. Christmas in Hollis - Run DMC- The video is even funnier than the song is! Beavis and Butthead's parody was also awesome!

6. I am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers. This was a great parody of Ozzy's Iron Man! Bob River mastered this genre.

5. Wreck the Malls. This one is crazy, just like how the title is! "Duh, wreck the malls with my friend Charlie." "Drop your pants and moon the Santa." Oh my, they may have gone too far with this one. If you get arrested after listening to this, don't call me!

4. Get a Job, You Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum - Larry the Cable Guy. I can't find the whole version, but here is some of it, and a few others. Larry gets 'er done with this classic! "Money don't grow on trees, you bum, bum, bum, bum." Hilarious!

3. The 12 Pains of Christmas. "Rigging up these lights" and "hiccup hangovers." I loved this one as a kid, and I still do to this day.

2. The 12 Days . . . - The Mckenzie Brothers. A classic by our favorite hosers! It had one of the most famous lines in it: "and a beer . . . in a tree." The Mckenzies were awesome!

1. Num eh nu numb, eh beh nu . . . aw shucks, this one is the best! Blue Christmas - Porky Pig Ba Ba Ba . . . that's all folks, and Merry Christmas!

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kimberlyslyrics 6 years ago

Just peed my pants Dude!

Bravo!

xo


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Megavitamin 6 years ago

12 Pains of Christmas is one of my favorites! I also love Walking 'Round In Women's Underwear. Thanks for the laugh!


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MikeSyrSutton 6 years ago from An uncharted galaxy Author

Ya that one is funny too! I would have included it but Winter Wonderland more of a solstice song. I know im such purist! LOL

" Later on if ya wanna, we can dress like Madonna, we'll pull down the shade and start the parade, walking around in women's underwear" Wow that song is something! LOL


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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

It never hurts to have a humorous look at things. You've certainly got quite a list going here!

Voted up and funny.


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MikeSyrSutton 3 years ago from An uncharted galaxy Author

Thanks ! What are some of your favorites?


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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Of course "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer", showing my age, "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth"...not necessarily funny, but cute and then there's Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas".


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MikeSyrSutton 11 months ago from An uncharted galaxy Author

Those that you mentioned are funnier that having a snow ball shoved in your shorts! That's for sure!

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