Welcome to Valentine Anonymous. The place where those that have failed to give memorable Valentine Day events face their failures and confess their transgressions.
Hi, my name is Adam. I am a Lousy Valentine. I met my friends at a local bar before going to pick up my girl for our big date. I had just got off work and picked up her gift. She would not be ready for a couple of hours yet so I decided to meet my friends at our usual place. Well…… Before I knew it I was too drunk to find my way home so I fell asleep in the back of my pickup. It wasn’t until I awoke the next morning that I realized that I had missed the big night. I went to see her, but she slammed the door in my face and told me to never call her again. I am a Lousy Valentine.
Hi, my name is Zach. I am a Lousy Valentine. I bought chocolates for my girlfriend from her favorite specialty store. It was a box of 100 pieces and each one had her initials on them in pink frosting. When I got home I fell asleep in front of the TV. It wasn’t until I felt the soda being poured on my head did I realize that I was late for our date. What was worse was the fact that Fido had his head in her box of chocolates. I am a Lousy Valentine.
Hi, my name is Michael. I am a Lousy Valentine. I took my girlfriend out to dinner at a really nice restaurant. The food was great. I had all her favorite dishes specially ordered. The service was wonderful and personalized. My girl just didn’t think so. She is extremely allergic to nuts. I forgot and ordered two dishes for her with nuts. We spent the rest of the night in the ER. She says that I’m a Lousy Valentine.
Hi, my name is Brian. I am a Lousy Valentine. I took my wife out to dinner at our favorite restaurant. It was the place of our very first date. We had the same dishes and sat at the same table. The date was going great. Until…… While we were there, I saw an old girlfriend walk in. I invited her to join us since she was alone and celebrating her divorce. We had a great time reminiscing about the good old days. I’ve slept on the couch ever since. I’m a Lousy Valentine.
Hi, my name is Charles. I am a Lousy Valentine. I met the most wonderful girl. For six months I’ve tried to ask her out. When I finally got the nerve to, she said yes. I picked her up and she looked so hot in her tight black dress and spiked heels. I thought for sure this was going to be a wonderful night and the beginning of a great relationship. How was I to know four hours later that monster truck rallies were not her thing? I am a Lousy Valentine.
Hi, my name is Nathan. I am a Lousy Valentine. I began dating my girl just three months before the “big day”. We always had fun together and were really going places. Until I forgot that today was February 14th. I honestly thought it was the 13th. Really! I’m a Lousy Valentine.
Hi, my name is George. I am a Lousy Valentine. I spend each Valentine’s Day with my special girl. I enjoy sharing all aspects of my life with her. How was I to know that she would not want to watch me and the guys smash beer cans all night? I’m a Lousy Valentine.
Hi, my name is Adrian. I am a Lousy Valentine. I took my wife out on our first date on Valentine’s Day. It was great. Dinner and a movie. To remind us of that beautiful night, I take her to the same place and rent the same movie each time. It wasn’t until this last year that she finally told me why she cried each year on this day. I thought it was from tears of joy. What do I know about women? Well, now I know. She hates McDonald’s and Terminator. I’m a Lousy Valentine.
Hi, my name is Amanda. I am a Lousy Valentine. I was told that I could make the plans for our very first Valentine’s Day. I was so excited to plan it all. I got the tickets for the biggest event in town. It was our first and last date that he let me plan. The Cinderella ballet was not what he had envisioned as our date that night. I’m a Lousy Valentine.
Hi, my name is Brad. I am a Lousy Valentine. I took my girl out on a gondola and had music played just for her. The night was beautiful with the stars overhead and the music floating around us. It ended rather abruptly when she opened the box of chocolates and found the Atkins Diet Book. She was always complaining about how fat she was so I decided to help her this year. I guess I’m a Lousy Valentine.
Hi, my name is Stephen. I am a Lousy Valentine. I was pouring the wine for our romantic dinner while my girl was changing. I turned and did not realize that she was right behind me in a stunning white dress. It did not remain white long as the red wine spilt all over the front of that dress. I’m a Lousy Valentine.
May your Valentine's Day not be full of the blessings above and instead be a beautiful time.
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