If My Nose Was Running Money

I don't know about you, but I never seem to have enough money to buy that outrageously priced gift for my wife. We all know Valentine's Day, her birthday and your anniversary are coming, but when they finally arrive, I've already blown my money on things like junk food, video rentals or something else less significant (but necessary at the time.)

What man doesn't want to give the love of his life everything she desires, and then some. If my nose was running money I'd surely be able to buy her everything she has ever wanted, and still give her more than she expected. I'd blow all my money on her ...that is if whenever I sneezed, a new dollar bill came out. Since my nose is not made of money to blow it all on her, I have some other suggestions that we can run with, and still make her happy.

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If my nose was runnin' money, I'd blow it all on you! I'd buy you a Cadillac a new Mercedes too.

I'd build you that mansion up on that mountaintop.

If my nose was running money but honey it's not.

(It's not a Cadillac or Mercedes,

but I think a Porsche will do.)

That is if his nose was running money.

Words and Music by Michael Thomas Carr & Michael A Hammond

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You ask me if I love you and if my love is true.

Well if I were a rich man here is what I'd do.

I'd buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two.

If my nose was runnin' money,

I'd blow it all on you.

If my nose was running money you'd have anything you please

Any time you wanted cash all I'd have to do is sneeze

Honey you'd win the lottery when I have a cold or flu

If my nose was runnin' money I'd blow it all on you

It's a booger of a problem I've got

I wish my nose was runnin' money but it's not

I'd buy you a diamond ring a new fur coat or two

If my nose was runnin' money I'd blow it all on you

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