thanksgiving jokes


If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? ?Pilgrims

Which cat discovered America? ?Christofurry Columbus

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? ?Because they never learned good table manners!

What key has legs and can't open doors? ?A Turkey

Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving? ?Because everything is marked down after the holidays

What has feathers and webbed feet? ?A turkey wearing scuba gear

How can you send a turkey through the post office? ?Bird class mail

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? ?Because April showers bring Mayflowers

What happened when the turkey got into a fight? ?He got the stuffing knocked out of him

Why did the turkey cross the road? ?It was the chicken's day off

Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? ?Because he had the drumsticks

Knock Knock Who's there? Waddle Waddle who? ?Waddle I do if you don't open the door?

What do you call a dumb gobbler? ?A jerky turkey

What sound does a space turkey make? ?Hubble, hubble, hubble

What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything? ?A smirky turkey

Why did the man invest in feathers? ?He heard the stock market was going down

What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz? ?French flies

What kind of vegetable would you like tonight? ?Beets me

How do you make gold soup? ?Just throw in fourteen carrots (carats)

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